Something I got inspired by from a crack fic on AO3.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.

"I'm not sure about this." Satsu said.

"Come on, it's gonna be fun." Faith said.

"I'll go first, OK?" Buffy said, taking off her top, revealing her sports bra as she laid down, while Faith grabbed a brush and ink and Satsu unstrapped Buffy's bra while Buffy laid down on her chest and Faith picked the brush and started to paint a tattoo of a butterfly on Buffy's bare back.

"Don't disturb me, Satsu, OK?" Faith said. "I don't want to stain B.'s back."

Satsu nodded as she sat down and observed for a few minutes and when Faith was done, Buffy waited for a few minutes until the paint dried off as she got up.

"Does it look OK?" Buffy asked, with her back towards the mirror, while turning her head to see the reflection.

"I… guess." Satsu said. She wouldn't know, since tattoos weren't her thing.

"Now it's your turn." Faith offered, turning to Satsu, who looked uncomfortable at first before shrugging as she took off her top and laid down. "Gee, Sats, can you relax? You're tense."

"I can't help it. It's…" Satsu sighed.

"How about a massage? That should help." Buffy said as she placed her hands on Satsu's shoulders as Satsu moaned softly, relaxing.

"Oh… keep going." Satsu said.

"Maybe we could do a three-way." Faith suggested as Satsu and Buffy blushed, Satsu was mortified by the idea, while Buffy… while it did disgust her, she was amused as well. "I'm kidding!"

What they didn't notice was Andrew peeking with a periscope outside the window as he felt excited.

"Oh, half-naked Slayers almost doing a threesome, this is hot. Come on, take off more, please…" Andrew said.

"Did you hear that?" Satsu asked as they got up and turned to the window, seeing the periscope as Andrew paled.

"Uh-oh." Andrew said.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Satsu screamed.

"What do you think you are doing?!" Faith yelled.

"Get out!" Satsu snapped.

"I'm so—AAAGH! AAAGH!" Andrew screamed in pain as they heard loud slams going off above their heads.

"You little creep! First you were ogling me and Satsu naked in bed, now this?" Buffy shouted.

Next thing they knew, Andrew was thrown out as the Scoobies and Team Angel looked out to see screaming Andrew falling down until they heard a 'thud' as Andrew hit the ground hard, breaking most of the bones in his body before everyone shook their heads and rolled their eyes at Andrew's antics blowing up in his face again and the girls just stifled their giggles until they all realized something.

"Was that Buffy, Faith and Satsu?" Xander asked as an uncomfortable idea hit everyone, save for Willow and Tara.

"You don't think they—" Angel started.

"Nah. While I can see the sexual tension between them, I doubt Buffy and Satsu would do… that, especially with Faith." Willow said as everyone relaxed, but Kennedy still looked uncomfortable.

"Faith offered to tattoo us but we said 'No.'" Tara explained.

"Giles, do you have keys to the wine cellar?" Kennedy asked.

"Why?" Giles asked as he turned to her, handing her the keys.

"I need a liquor. Very strong liquor. Something to clear my mind." Kennedy said, wanting to drink as much booze as possible to bleach the mental image out. While she and Buffy more or less made amends and had at worst grudging respect towards each other and she was also a good friend with Satsu, the mental image of a threesome with Faith was just disturbing for her. She quickly paced to the door leading downstairs with a weirded out expression, while groaning in disgust, which only made everyone amused.

"Maybe they'll be open to an org—" Spike started, when Angel stepped on his foot as Spike gulped.

"Don't even think about it." Angel said as the phrase 'if looks could kill' came to mind and Xander, Willow, Tara, Dawn, Giles, Cordelia, Wesley, Gunn, Lorne, Fred, Gwen and Connor groaned, all of them shifting uncomfortably at this mental image, now considering going to the wine cellar too.

"What? You afraid I'm gonna do better with them than you could with Dru and Darla?" Spike challenged and that was it for Angel.

"Oh, come here, I'm gonna rip you apart!" Angel shouted, vamping out as he and Spike ran out of the manor.

"You'll have to catch me first!" Spike yelled, laughing hysterically.

"I think I'm gonna need some strong booze too." Xander said.

"I think we all do." Willow said as they all approached the wine cellar, where Kennedy was already drinking herself to death with a third bottle of wine as they looked for booze to bleach out the mental image.

To be clear, nothing sexual happened but I can see them suggesting it. As usual, no sympathies for Andrew and very little sympathies for Kennedy but much more for the Scoobies and Team Angel.

So, what do you guys think?

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

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Bl4ckHunter