Just something I'd been considering for a while. I made a reference to Faith and Constantine having a short-time thing in 'The City of Fallen Angels' but now I wanted to do this for real. This is 'All Media Types' of Constantine, but imagine Matt Ryan, since he's just awesome in the role.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse, DC Comics or Constantine.

"So, how do you know Angel?" Buffy asked as Constantine was making a potion in his House of Mystery.

"We've helped each other on few cases before." Constantine said before turning to Angel. "Although, I can't believe you were so stupid to piss off the Senior Partners."

"As if you've never done the same thing." Angel said dryly.

"At least I'd be more smart about it and walk away, instead of killing off their minions to earn their full wrath." Constantine noted as Willow, Tara and Dawn entered with a bag of ingredients and a peacock feather and Constantine eyed them, Buffy, Faith, Anya, Cordelia and Fred, while shooting a glance at Dawn, while she looked nice, even Constantine had limits. "You know, Angel, if I'd known that you know so many pretty girls, I would've let you in sooner."

The girls cringed at the leery look Constantine was giving him and Angel, Spike and Wesley seemed to be an inch away from giving him a verbal, when Willow and Tara entered.

"We got everything you wanted but why did you want a peacock feather?" Tara asked.

"Oh, that's because…" Constantine grabbed the feather and to the disgust of everyone, scratched himself on the back before dropping the feather. "Nice. That's been bugging me for hours."

"Can you teach us an awesome strength potion or something?" Andrew blurted out before everyone shot him glares as he felt himself shrink, making them wonder why did they allow him to tag along in the first place.

Constantine then threw some powder into the cauldron as a flock of birds appeared in the air before vanishing. "Glamouring spells are easy to do. There are books here you can look at but be careful, some of them aren't good to read."

"You know, Johnny boy, you haven't changed at all." Lorne said.

"Oh, should I sing for you?" Constantine challenged and Lorne backed away, groaning as Cordelia, Gunn and Wesley sighed in relief. If Lorne was terrified of Constantine singing, it already was bad news before he turned to Buffy. "Well, Buffy, would you like—"

"You and us." Angel said as he and Spike grabbed Constantine by his arms and dragged him away.

"We need to talk about some limits." Spike said.

"You don't seem to like him much." Buffy said as everyone turned to Angel and Spike.

"We've crossed paths before but fell out of touch because of Wolfram and Hart. He trusted us but he didn't want to cross them." Angel said as he and Spike looked uncomfortable.

"What happened?" Cordelia asked.

"A demon was making a mess and only Constantine had the juice for a spell to take it down." Spike said.

"But the thing was that he stabbed us in the back. Literally." Angel said as he and Spike rolled eyes.

"He's a good chap but he's a pain in the arse." Spike said as everyone nodded, he seemed fun but his antics were making them all uncomfortable.

"I've never met him in person but I know he's… quite unorthodox but competent, if I might put it mildly." Giles said and everyone nodded, now getting a good idea.

"Hey, has anyone seen Faith?" Willow asked as she looked around, while everyone shrugged.

"And where did that little creep go?" Gunn wondered.

"You know, you sure can loosen up." Faith noted.

"I can say the same thing about you, Faith." Constantine said as they walked down an abandoned building. "It's a nice place and no one in miles." He gave Faith a nasty smirk. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Faith blushed for a moment before looking amused. "Not that I don't want to, but you sure about this? I don't wanna hurt you."

"One second." Constantine said before he drank a potion and then let out a big breath and burped. "Endurance potion."

Faith raised her eyebrows, impressed before Constantine pinned Faith to the wall as it cracked as they kissed. Faith shoved Constantine as he fell down on the floor before Faith lunged at him like a lion at its prey, breaking through and making a hole as they fell few stories below and the floor cracked, while smoke followed from the commotion they were making, with moans and panting of pleasure echoing as they were making out until they panted out, Constantine's shirt in shreds and Faith was topless.

"Blimey. The bloody floor won't do it. Mind taking it to bed? I have a spell that can isolate the room, so that we won't bring it down." Constantine asked as Faith smirked.

In the House of Mystery, Andrew was in Constantine's room, reading the books and find a way to better himself and impress everyone with his new stories, when he saw a portal open above as Constantine and Faith, both half-naked, fell down on the floor.

"Holy shoot!" Andrew exclaimed excitedly.

Faith widened her eyes before glaring. "What the hell are you doing here, you little creep?!" She got up, forcing Andrew to back away in fear as he averted his eyes. "You wanted to spy on us and see my boobs?"

"I didn't know you were gonna come here, I swear—" Andrew choked, when Faith grabbed him by his throat.

"I'm gonna rip you—"

"No, no, no. Easy, Faithy." Constantine interrupted as he got up, buttoning back his shirt as he gently pulled Faith away, making her let Andrew go. "I'll deal with him." He then swirled his hands and muttered something in an unknown language as a glowing circle appeared, forming a portal and Andrew paled.

Buffy, Dawn, Xander, Cordelia and Anya were watching TV and Angel, Giles, Wesley, Fred, Lorne, Willow and Tara were reading some books, while Spike and Gunn were training with weapons, when…

"Sic him!"

A scream of terror and an inhuman roar followed.

"I smell something burning, mate." Spike said as he sniffed the air.

"Me too." Angel said.

"HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!" Andrew screamed, running down the stairs and out of the House of Mystery, while being chased by an ugly humanoid red-skinned demon with claws and giant jaws with his breath smelling of blood, while breathing fire, making Andrew's butt burn as everyone laughed hysterically.

"What did that idiot do this time?" Dawn asked.

"Who cares? This is priceless!" Xander said.

"I wonder what was that thing." Fred said.

"A hellspawn demon, a youngling." Lorne said.

"Who would conjure a hellspawn demon, though?" Anya wondered before Faith and Constantine went downstairs, with Faith wrapping a sheet around to cover herself and Constantine putting on his pants.

"Is that thing gonna kill him?" Faith wondered.

"Well, no. But if I were him, I'd prepare a pack of ice for my arse." Constantine said.

"You evil bloke." Faith said, mimicking Constantine's accent as they kissed but they way they were kissing was making everyone, except for Angel and Spike, who, being soulless vampires in toxic and disturbing relationships with Darla and Drusilla, cringe and be disturbed, even though Angel and Spike were also uncomfortable for obvious reasons, while it clicked for the rest Scoobies and Team Angel as they groaned inwardly and shifted uncomfortably. While it wouldn't surprise anyone of them that Faith and Constantine would be at it, the mental image was still disturbing for them.

"I think it's best if he stays away from Buffy and Cordelia." Spike suggested.

"Agreed." Angel said. "He goes anywhere near Buffy or Cordy…" He trailed off and Spike nodded.

"He better find himself a dimension where we won't find him." Spike said.

Just wanted Constantine to give Andrew his this time. And I can absolutely see Constantine and Faith having a fling.

So, what do you guys think?

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Bl4ckHunter