I don't Own Honkai Impact in any way shape or form
With Kiana and Co.
"Erik sure seem to love to challenge himself." Remarked Mei
"You can say that" Said Kiana.
Then As the conversation ended, they saw Erik Charging at one of the Mechs which He hit with a Punch so powerful That he destroyed the mech arm while the other took the opportunity to strike at Erik, but was Unsuccessful as Erik held the strike with his Armored gauntlet with a tad difficulty as he was pushed back a bit and then retaliated striking the Mech at the Servo while finishing the las struggler.
"Whoa" The gathered students just there in awe as Erik simply seemed to have shrugged the test like it was nothing.
"The Bronya believes that subject Erik is vastly Superior to subject Kiana in every way imaginable." Said Bronya as if it was a fact
"SHUT UP PIPSQUEAK!" Yelled Kiana not wanting to hear the blasted brat besides her.
"The Bronya is detecting high Levels of jealousy in subject Kiana." Bronya said in an annalistic tone.
As they were arguing Erik sat down and took a deep sigh of relief.
"I need more practice with these things" Erik said to himself as he felt like his arms were an aching mess. "Damn you and your suicidal habits have rubbed off on me teach." Erik silently cursed Jasper in a Playful manner.
2 day later the test results were in and every student with the exception of Erik and Fu Hua were present.
"Wow! I managed to advance in rank." Said a Valkyrie.
"I did better then I thought I would in the field trial's" Said Another Valkyrie
"YAAAY! I passed!" Squealed another.
"Man the tests sure were tough at the very least we passed." Said One of the Einherjar
"You can say that again." Said his Companion as he looked at his grade as he to seemed to have passes
As the other students were looking at the results, and notice the ranks of Bronya and Mei, and watch that Bronya was rank 2 and Mei was rank 3.
"WOW! The transfers made it to rank 2 and 3" Said a Valkyrie.
"What the... Hah! Sorry Boys and girls but first place is mine." Said Kiana as she pushed though the crowd.
With Fu Hua who was reading a book
"Real Valkyries don't look at the test results." Fu Hua thought to Herself as the scene changed to Kiana and the other students
Kiana then sees Fu Hua and Erik in first place.
"The chick who doesn't speak English and the Blonde bastard are in first place?!" Kiana thought to herself.
With Erik taking a nap in the classroom.
"My anime sense dictate that someone is smack talking about me passing the exams." Said Erik as he went back to sleep.
"Kiana I think I found your name here." Mei said in a sad tone.
"Thank Mei! My score must be off the charts! Sorry for leaving you at rank 3!" Said Kiana with an optimist tone denying that she has failed the exams.
"Such fearsome Optimism." Thought Mei astounded by Kiana's optimistic tone.
Then Kiana has a shadow descent onto her face.
"At the very least the truth shall set her free." Mei thought to herself, feeling pity for the white haired girl
And it was written in bold words: Kiana Kaslana Failed, and report in the end.
Kiana: WHAT?! How is this Possible?!
The a teacher with a loose shirt and a loose tie. Kiana sees him and rushes to him to grab the test results.
"Kyaa! I can't let Mei see this!" Said Kiana not wanting to get embarrassed in front of Mei
"I already did." Said Mei in a hush tone.
"Me 2." Said Bronya in smug-hush tone.
"Welt I will take it from here." Said Jasper as he came into view.
"As you say Jasper." Said Welt as he handed jasper the score papers.
"Look, you have zero points for history. You failed all you written test sections. There's no way we could let you pass despite having aced the combat test, and there's more to being a Valkyrie other then fighting Honkai." Said Jasper
Kiana*Thought*: Mei will laugh at me for this...
Mei looks at Kiana with a concerned look, as for Bronya well she looked at her with a blank emotionless stare.
"And your average score for History, Biology, Geography, Physics, and Chemistry was 21." Said Jasper looking over the pitiful score
"You're literally rank 1. Backwards." Said Bronya in her typical cold tone, but there was a tinge of mock to it.
"Cheer up kid it ain't the end of the world as of yet." Said Jasper as he placed a hand on Kiana's shoulder.
"Huh?" Was Kiana's simple reply
"Come Let's talk it over at lunch." Said Jasper.
Lunch time which meant that Kiana, Mei and Bronya arrived at the apartment, Himeko looked at them and noticed that Kiana was depressed.
"What's with the long face?" Asked Himeko as she was playing with the twins.
"We'll talk over at lunch hun." Said Jasper as he walked over to them and grabbed both Jesse and Ryu who simply made a baby giggle.
Small timeskip.
"So remedial exam?" Asked Himeko exasperated.
"Yeah. And it's one week from now. As Jasper said" Said Mei as she informed Himeko of the situation.
"I've seen stupid Kiana, but you just set a new low." Said Himeko in a sad tone
"The Remedial test is just next week! Kiana won't be a Valkyrie if she fails that again..." Said Mei worried about Kiana not passing.
"You're the living proof that Cup size is directly correlated to brain space.
Ergo I'm a Genius." Said Himeko criticizing Kiana's cup size while also thinking the last part to herself.
While Kiana acted as if she was punched into the head
"Easy on the ego hun it might come to bite you later on." Jasper said in a playful tone.
"Careful Jasper you might get the couch." Said Himeko as she looked at her husband.
"It's a good thing that we took a portable bed then." Sassed Jasper
"But anyway we can't let that happen! we must commence special Training.
And I need someone to make more Miso soup." Said Himeko while thinking about wanting more of the delicious Miso soup Mei made.
"Special Training?" Asked Mei.
"Critical exception to Major Himeko's statement found..." Bronya Said as she looked at Mei and her impressive Bust size while also being smart.
Kiana was looking at her chest size.
"Cup Size?" Kiana thought to herself as she looked at her chest.
"Already ahead of ya Hun. I talked with Erik and Hua to come over and help Kiana in her Studies." Said Jasper.
"Good. Let Operation Saving Kiana's ass commence." Said Himeko in a loud tone.
As Bronya was sitting in her PC while playing an online video-game, which was called honkai gods, under the username Alloy_Bronya, with her friends online she had to say good bye.
Alloy_Bronya: Gotta go AFK guys,
SuperWARRIO: WTH. M8. the raid ends at midnight!
Alloy_Bronya: I need to give private tutoring to a lost girl.
SuperWARRIO: Dewwwd We can't get through the HOMU Rexxorrzzz without your help.
6greenHAT_ftw: Come one man ****-blocking, is not kewwl. Good Luck, Bronya.
Alloy_Bronya: Sorry guys, have fun with HOMU Rexxorrzzzzzz~~~~
(How many times has this happen to online players going on a raid?)
"Bronya out!" Said Bronya as she saluted her online friends
At Kiana's room.
Kiana was sitting in a lotus position while reading a history book, with Fu Hua sitting in front of her with a school book in her hand while Erik was sitting on the bed with a History book in hand.
"O... My... God... I can't remember a thing from this!" Complained Kiana as she struggled to remember anything she was reading
"Come now Kiana, it's not that hard." Said Erik in an encouraging tone.
"It's easy for you to say Erik, And besides why would any one test us on History and all that crap?!" Asked Kiana a tad pissed as to why would anyone would test them in the subject of history.
"Kiana the past is who makes us, it is the past where we learn and try to avoid the calamities that happened in the past, and if we ignore it we are doomed to repeat it." Said Hua in a sage like tone.
"Only you would say that, Mina." Hua.
"You know let's start with a simple question. When was the German empire and what lead to the unification of the German under the banner of Prussia?" Asked Erik.
"Uhhh... I don't know." Said Kiana she didn't know how or when the German Empire was formed.
"1 January 1871 in the Hall of Mirrors Wilhelm I was Proclaimed as the Emperor of Germany by the Grand Duke Of Baden in the Hall of Mirrors in Versailles with the words "Long live His Majesty Emperor Wilhelm" Said Erik. "One more when was the French Republic founded?" As Fu Hua.
"Why should I know when the French Republic was founded?" Asked Kiana.
"Who know Maybe when You may apply for a job in France?" Erik Asked rhetorically.
Then all three noticed Bronya, Who was holding what looked liked HOMU hats.
"What? Bronya?" Asked Kiana a bit startled by Bronya's suden arrival
"Hello Bronya, what brings you here?" Asked Fu Hua curious as to why Bronya came.
Bronya doesn't answer but instead puts the Hats on Kiana, Hua and Erik.
"Bronya... What are you doing?" Asked Erik wanting to know why Bronya had put on some Homu on their heads.
"YEAH! WHAT DID YOU JUST PUN ON MY HEAD?!
Unlike you were not HOMU fans." Said Kiana.
"Actually I find the series a Fun Read, but I am not all that much into the Merchandise to be honest."
"It's a Homu-Homu Virtual Reality comm link." Said Bronya as she presses a button on the side of each hat on top of Kiana's, Erik's and Fu Hua's head, causing them to get knocked out.
Suddenly Kiana wakes up in a library, in her School Uniform.
And as for Fu Hua she was dressed in what looked like a sudo-Detective clothes and Erik she was dressed in 19 Century Clothes.
"What happened... And why am I dressed like a 19 Century British?" Asked Erik.
"Honestly I have no Idea and is this Schicksal Database?" Asked Hua as she looked around the Gigantic library.
"I was about to say the same thing.
"Does anyone know where's Bronya?" Asked Kiana
"I have not a single clue where that girl ended at" Said Erik a tad pissed as he was dragged into this.
"There's no way I can read all this." Thought Kiana as she looked at the stacks of books and shelves.
"O lost girl! You are now looking upon Schicksal's core database on the History of Honkai. Hear me o Lost girl Whose name is Kiana Kaslana!" Came a voice reminiscent of Bronya. Then the trio Look up and see Bronya who was dressed like a fairy.
"I am the Bronya, your tutorial Fairy! Obey the Bronya as we embark on a quest to combat severe idiocy." Said Bronya in a a Sage like tone.
"Tutorial Fairy? And there is a monster called severe idiocy?" Asked Kiana as if all this was a game.
"No Kiana, Bronya is just using mental gymnastics so you can learn of the upcoming test next week, and she's getting to smarmy for her own good. Besides that, why did you drag me and Hua here kid?" Asked Erik who understandably was a bit mad at being dragged.
"I brought Subject Erik and Subject Hua because Subject Erik is akin to a Paladin of old Knowledge and Subject Fu Hua the mage archivist who stores said knowledge." Said Bronya.
"That's some serious brown nosing, Bronya." Said Erik as he looked at Bronya
"The Bronya is not a brown noser subject Mina." Bronya denied that accusation.
"Any who can we get this started with? We are also trying to learn you know?" Asked Fu Hua.
Bronya then moved to the book Shelf behind them.
"That's a lot of books." Kiana thought to herself as she looked at how many books a Simple shelf had.
Bronya pulled one of the books causing shelf to open, engulfing All four of them were blinded by a light which came from the bookshelf.