Something I got from re-watching Venom. I get why people might dislike it but I think it was OK, if average and the action scenes and the redemption theme of the film were also good, if you turn off the mind and don't take the film too seriously, it is OK. I have not watched Venom: Let There Be Carnage but I hope it will be good too, if average.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Venom or Marvel Comics.
Warren, Andrew and Jonathan had gone to check some meteor that had fallen in the woods outside Sunnydale.
"It's not radioactive." Warren said, as he scanned the meteor before he turned to Jonathan. "Go take a closer look."
"Why me?" Jonathan asked.
"We already got our hands full!" Andrew pointed out, holding in his hands a bunch of gadgets but all Warren had was his scanner as Jonathan rolled his eyes and shook his head.
Jonathan slowly approached the meteor as he kept regretting working with Andrew and Warren more and more as he poked the meteor, when suddenly, some black goo jumped into his chest and Jonathan screamed and spasmed, his insides on fire before he fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Is he dead?" Andrew asked.
"Go check it." Warren ordered and Andrew looked at him in fear. "What are you waiting for? Move!"
Andrew slowly approached Jonathan and picked a branch, poking Jonathan before Jonathan's eyes opened wide and Warren and Andrew screamed before Jonathan grabbed Andrew by his throat and got up before some black goo surrounded Jonathan, turning him into a giant muscular monster with big jaws.
"Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks…" Venom licked Andrew's face as Andrew wheezed in fear before Venom chomped Andrew's head off and Warren screamed and turned to run before Venom threw headless Andrew away and grabbed Warren by his throat next, making him face Jonathan.
"What… are you?" Warren asked in fear as Venom opened left half of his face to reveal Jonathan.
"We… are Venom." Jonathan/Venom said before he closed the gap to show Venom's face and Warren screamed as Venom opened his jaws wide open, eating Warren.
Venom turned back into Jonathan, who shuddered. "This was disturbing."
"Nice snack." Venom said.
"Don't kill me." Jonathan begged.
"As long as you give me more people I get to eat, we're good."
Jonathan quickly considered. "OK, some ground rules, you can't just go around and eat anyone you want, there are good and bad people. The good people, like the Slayer, are off limits. The bad people, like Warren and Jonathan, you can touch, harm, hurt and very possibly eat, good people, never. Got it?"
"Fine, but how will I know the difference?" Venom asked.
"You'll see." Jonathan said as he walked off with Venom nervously.
Demons were in an alley, cornered by Buffy and Spike, who smirked.
"Come on, Slayer, we didn't hurt anyone." One of the demons said.
"But you were about to." Buffy said, about to cut one of them down with her axe, when Venom jumped down and ripped one demon in half and chomped another demon's head off.
Buffy and Spike looked in shock with wide eyes at the creature.
"Another snack?" Venom asked.
"No, that's the Slayer and that vampire, leave him alone." Jonathan said.
"Jonathan?" Buffy asked, shocked, wondering what had her former classmate done this time before Venom jumped away. "What was that?"
"I have no idea." Spike said, as shocked as her.
"Demons. They don't taste as good as humans… but I like it." Venom said.
"Remember, there are good demons too but most of them are bad. Vampires, they turn into dust, if you bite their heads off." Jonathan said.
"Damn. Hope there are more bad people in here or in LA." Venom said and Jonathan realized that it might be best to move, now that Buffy would be onto him.
I just couldn't resist. As amusing as it would be to see Buffy and Spike vs. Venom, Jonathan would talk Venom out of it probably and I think he'll have to keep a low profile after this, though I wonder how would Team Angel react to Venom, ha!
So, what do you guys think?
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