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So got this idea from Bl4ckHunter, so thank you to him, and also to Brainstorm Sorcerer for a suggestion on this.
Have fun.
"Oh yeah, this is gonna work wonders", Warren said with a laugh as he held up the time travelling amulet he and the other two had managed to find.
"What are we gonna use it for?" Jonathan inquired.
"Let's go back in time and kill Buffy", Warren suggested. "That way, she won't be a threat to us anymore."
"Maybe we can find her when she was a little girl and kill her", Andrew shrugged as he and Warren laughed shamelessly, while Jonathan was disturbed by their suggestion, now regretting his alliance with the two of them.
Jonathan started. "Guys, come on-"
"Oh no, this works perfectly, we can kill her before she was ever a threat to us, then we can come back and be rulers of this town", Warren boasted as he and Andrew both did an evil laugh.
"Guys, messing with time can have unforeseen consequences, who knows we may not return to this Sunnydale at all?" Jonathan both asked and pointed out. "Have you seen time travel films? 'Back to the Future', 'The Final Countdown', and others of the sort."
"You're a pussy, you know that?" Andrew said to Jonathan in a condescending tone.
"Pussy or not, listen to what I'm saying", Jonathan tried to reason. "I mean, without Buffy, Sunnydale would have been Hell on Earth multiple times, you know that, right?"
"Well, without that bitch, we will rise and become protectors, I am sure our past selves will", Warren said with hysterical laughter.
"I'd be dead too without her", Jonathan said, now guilt and regret entering his voice as he remembered Buffy talking him down from committing suicide. "She saved me."
"You know what? Stay here you whiny bitch! We'll do it ourselves, come on Andrew", Warren beckoned Andrew to him.
"Oh, we're gonna time travel, we're gonna time travel, YAY!" Andrew cheered excitedly as Warren put the amulet around both of their necks and twirled it.
"Let's go", Warren said as suddenly, the two of them were thrown through the timestream, and both screamed loudly before landing on the floor.
"Ah!"
"Ouch!"
They staggered up as Andrew now asked the relevant question. "Were we supposed to specify which year we wanted to go to?"
Warren looked around and wondered. "Where are we?"
Then they heard the throes of passion behind them and turned around, their eyes widening in horror at what they were witnessing.
Angelus, Darla, Spike and Drusilla were there near a broken bed in various stages of undress, and were now eyeing the two of them hungrily.
"Uhhh….guys, we were passing through", Warren said lamely as he and Andrew backed off in terror. "If you'd tell us the way, we'd be on our way."
"Tell me, have you ever had food and sex at the same time?" Angelus asked the other three.
"A few, but not two at the same time", Darla said with a smack of the lips.
Spike got up, stretching with a smirk. "Tell me Dru, you want these snacks?"
"Snack, pathetic, pathetic, but snack", Drusilla rambled crazily, like usual.
"Come on, let's run", Andrew told Warren as they turned around to run but Spike grabbed them both by the back of their collars and threw them in the middle of the other three.
"Oh you two did a great thing by giving food to the homeless, well, technically, since this is not our home", Angelus boasted as he turned Vamp, and they screamed as he dug his fangs into Warren's neck, making him gasp in pain as Angelus drank some blood, and shared a kiss with Darla, the two exchanging the blood on their lips.
Drusilla bit Andrew, doing the same to him as Spike walked to her and they kissed too, exchanging the blood on their lips.
Warren and Andrew screamed in pure agony in their dying moments as the Whirlwind ripped their flesh apart piece by piece, eating them and having a foursome at the same time.
They really should have listened to Jonathan.
And the end, hope all enjoyed Warren and Andrew again getting theirs, this time from the Whirlwind.
See you all next time with some other update.