Something I got from a hilarious scene in New Girl.
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In a castle in Scotland which the Scooby Gang used as the Slayer Headquarters and which Team Angel would occasionally go visit, in the morning, Buffy, Willow and Faith were brushing their teeth, when Cordelia entered, with only a towel wrapped around her body as she pulled the curtain and entered the shower stall before pulling the curtain again to cover her.
"Hey, Cordy." Buffy said.
"Hey." Cordelia said. She turned the valve on the shower, when suddenly water from the pipe above burst and then the water in faucets of the washbasins and pipes in the toilets burst as well, as the girls screamed, water spraying on them.
"Oh, my God!" Willow screamed.
"A little help here! I can't turn it off!" Cordelia exclaimed.
"On it!" Buffy said as she entered the stall.
"No! Too hot!" Cordelia yelled.
"Hang on, let me—" Willow yelped as she, Tara and Faith slipped on the wet floor and fell down.
Angel and Spike were walking down the corridor in opposite directions, shooting each other short glares, when they heard Buffy, Cordelia, Willow, Tara and Faith scream and they were instantly on alarm as they rushed around the corner to the bathroom but stopped and groaned, looking disgusted upon hearing the noises coming out from the bathroom.
"Let's try it together!"
"It's so wet! I—I can't get a grip on it!"
"God, that's hot!"
"Different direction!"
"That is too wet and slippery!"
"I'm gonna use my teeth!"
Angel and Spike widened their eyes and groaned as they looked at each other in denial, horror and disgust. The girls wouldn't…
"Hang on!"
A moment later, they heard Willow and Tara shout an incantation in an unknown language and few moments later, Cordelia in a towel and Buffy, Willow, Tara and Faith in their wet pajamas went out, panting out as Angel and Spike stared, processing.
"Uh…"
"Uh…" Angel and Spike trailed off.
"You guys OK?" Buffy asked, speaking for everyone upon seeing their weirded out expressions.
"Did you do an…" Angel paused, remembering when he, Spike, Darla and Drusilla had tried an orgy, while Spike did a gesture and if jaws would drop to the floor, that's exactly how the girls would react as they gasped and looked disgusted (Faith was amused by the idea but she was more disgusted by the thought that Angel, who she thought of as a surrogate brother, would assume such thing about her and someone he and Faith were close friends with) before their faces looked humorless with narrowed eyes and unamused scowls.
"You really think we'd do… that?" Cordelia asked as Angel and Spike blushed in embarrassment.
"Uh-huh-huh…" Angel trailed off.
"So, would you guys like to explain why was Buffy, Cordy and the rest of the girls yelling at you for two hours?" Fred asked as they were eating lunch, with Angel and Spike having their faces covered in bruises and each of them having a black eye and looking shaken up.
"We wanted to know the details but Buffy and Cordelia made it clear that if we as much as tried to eavesdrop, they'd kill us." Dawn said.
Angel and Spike looked at each other awkwardly before looking back at the group. "Don't ask." They said simultaneously.
They turned to see Kennedy and Robin in a corner, looking freaked out, mind-blown and shaken up as Kennedy kept poking her food with the fork, while Robin was drinking heavily from a bottle of whiskey, as if he wanted to bleach a memory out of his mind.
"We told mumma's boy and the brat, but mainly because we wanted to see how they'd react." Spike said, amused as he and Angel secretly high-fived, snickering like immature teenagers.
"And Andrew?" Gunn asked.
"If we told him what really happened… you don't wanna know." Spike said.
"When he started asking questions, we shoved him in a coffin and buried him in the garden." Angel said.
"He's got ventilation to breathe but we're gonna dig him out next week, when the girls calm down, since I think they'll be pissed that long at least." Spike said as he and Angel high-fived secretly again.
"Must've been serious." Wesley noted.
Xander noticed their awkward expressions and remembered when Buffy had mind-read him, when he couldn't stop thinking about her naked, when he started to get suspicious and snicker and the phrase 'if looks could kill' came to mind as Angel and Spike glared at him.
"Harris, shut it if you know what's good for you or we're gonna put you in the box with the creep too." Spike growled.
"Did the girls ask you for a wish?" Angel asked Anya.
"No. Why?" Anya asked as Angel and Spike relaxed.
Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Willow and Tara entered the dining room and sat in the corner at their own table as they shot short glares with amused looks at Angel and Spike, who shifted and had the decency to look embarrassed and ashamed. While they seemed offended that Angel and Spike would assume such things about them, they seemed to have gotten over it, though apparently, it would take a while before Angel and Spike would be back in their good graces. Kennedy and Robin looked at the other girls with wide eyes and disgusted noises before they awkwardly exited the dining room, much to everyone's amusement as they snickered and giggled.
"OK, seriously, guys, what did you do?" Dawn asked.
"Nibblet, no questions." Spike said.
"Really, you don't want to know, unless you have a death wish and want the girls to kill you." Angel said and Dawn paled and gulped, all of them not to deciding to press the issue further.
Not as funny as I'd hoped but hope you got a good laugh.
Poor Angel and Spike, but, to quote Slade Wilson from Arrow, assumption is the mother of all failures. But no sympathies for Robin, Kennedy or Andrew, as usual, LOL!
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