Something I got from re-watching clips from 'Chuck' TV series. It was a good show while it lasted. Warning, not for fans of Andrew Wells.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.
Buffy, Faith, Willow, Tara, Cordelia, Gunn, Gwen, Lorne, Anya, Fred and Dawn and Angel, Spike, Wesley and Xander were in the dining room before Andrew was about to approach with a camera.
"Andrew, turn that thing off and get out before I shove it down your throat!" Faith snarled and Andrew ran off, while everyone rolled their eyes and shook their heads at his antics.
"Seriously, why do you keep that idiot around?" Angel asked.
"He's annoying but he still has his uses, though I'm considering kicking him out permanently." Buffy said, clenching her fists.
"Really, the other day, he tried to follow me and Fred into the spa to see our boobs. Good thing Illyria froze him." Cordelia said.
"Next time he tries to see us in our natural state, I will rip his eyes out and carry them around my neck as a trophy." Illyria said before turning into Fred, which still disturbed them all.
"Uh, we usually don't go that far here but in Andrew's case I'm not going to complain." Buffy said.
"Someone has to put him in his place and give him a lesson." Angel said.
"You know what Ramsay Snow did to Theon Greyjoy? I think we should do the same thing to him, but we're going to cut the boner too." Xander said and while everyone shuddered at the idea, no one could say they would sympathize with Andrew.
"Or maybe we should go rough with him." Faith said as everyone looked at her incredulously. "No! Not like that! I meant…" She sighed. "Something similar to Ramsay, yeah, but…" She gave Buffy and Spike a pointed look as it hit them as everyone groaned in disgust.
"Faith, you wouldn't…" Angel said, speaking for everyone.
"No!" Faith protested immediately. "I meant that he should feel how it feels when a Slayer goes rough but I'm not actually gonna go rough with him, at least not that way!"
After few moments of processing, it hit them as all at once said, "Oh."
"And remember, you all owe me BIG TIME for this." Faith said firmly.
Andrew was in his room, preparing his camera and thinking about another story where he could exaggerate when he noticed Faith enter.
"Hey, Andrew. Can I come in?" Faith asked.
"Uh… OK?" Andrew said uncertainly, wondering what did she want. "Can I help you, Faith?"
"Well, I noticed how you were looking at us…" Faith started and Andrew gulped, thinking she was going to beat the hell out of him. "…and I thought it was time to give you what you deserve."
"Oh. Oh!" Andrew said, now feeling like a little boy at the Christmas tree. "Yeah! Sure!"
"Good, now sit down." Faith ordered and Andrew did as she said, about to take his shirt off, when Faith grabbed him. "No, no, no. We're going to go straight to… this." She wrapped her arms around Andrew's neck and legs around his waist as the legs of the bed gave and cracked and Andrew gulped. He wanted this… but now putting into consideration the Slayer strength, he wasn't sure he would survive, considering that Buffy had done it already with Angel and Spike. "Did you know that Buffy and Spike once wrecked a building, when they went rough?"
Andrew paled at the statement, sure he was not going to survive. "Maybe we could… take it slow?" He asked, laughing nervously.
"Why? You wouldn't mind if I did…" Faith ran her hand down Andrew's chest until she reached to his crotch and touched his balls and was about to squeeze and Andrew gulped, while Faith smirked with the psychotic look in her eyes that she used to have.
"What's happening?" Buffy whispered as Xander put a snake camera through the keyhole. Even though he was disturbed by the sight, he was sure Faith wouldn't do it with Andrew, when suddenly, Andrew let out a high-pitch scream that cracked the windows, mirrors and Giles's glasses.
"AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
Andrew started to cry and sob, with his face red as everyone swallowed, covering their mouths to muffle their snickers and stifle their giggles.
"Now here's what's going to happen. If we ever find out, and we will find out, that you're ogling my boobs or ass, the same with Buffy, Willow, Cordelia and any other girl around here, if you try to bullshit and exaggerate and better yourself, while downplay us, if you as much as get a boner when seeing assets of any of the girl around here, I'm going to cut your nut sack and boner off and feed them to the hellhounds, which will be much worse than what Ramsay Snow did to Theon Greyjoy. Understood?"
Andrew nodded, crying like a baby, with his face red like a tomato.
"What will you say?"
"YES! I PROMISE!" Andrew said in a high-pitch tone.
"Good. Now you're going to apologize out loud to everyone you've been ogling since we got here." Faith said and Andrew was silent before she squeezed his nuts tighter. "Say it!" She yelled in her psychotic Slayer tone.
"I'M SOOORRRRRRYYYYYYY!" Andrew wailed as everyone secretly high-fived.
"Yes!" Buffy cheered.
"Go, Faith!" Willow said.
"That should teach him." Xander said.
"And if not, we'll finish the job." Angel said.
"Sure we will." Spike said as he and Angel high-fived, one of few things on which they would agree.
"Good. And don't even think about ogling anyone more tonight or you're gonna wish I was done here." Faith said as she let go.
She then left as she opened the door, while everyone saw Andrew on the floor, curled to the ball and crying and whining like the pathetic creep he was as everyone laughed at his expense, while Xander continued recording him with his snake camera.
"Now you all owe me one." Faith said. While most of the group was worried what would be the favor, the Scooby Gang and Team Angel didn't really mind, considering that Andrew got his lesson.
Seeing Andrew get his never gets old, ha!
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