I read one crack fic in 'Angel' section and wanted to do something similar.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.

"Hey, Fred." Spike said as he greeted her, while they made their way to the elevator.

"Hey, Spike." Fred said, smiling, as usual.

"Any interesting demon you're after?" Spike asked.

"Uh, maybe? I mean, all I got is samples of some goo in this apartment downtown from a creature that spooked its owners off." Fred said.

"I might be able to help, if I could take a look." Spike offered as Fred smiled appreciatively as they entered the elevator.

"It's weird how close they got, is it?" Gunn noted.

"Well, she's been nice to him and he's changed. I think we should give him a chance." Wesley noted.

"You don't think…" Gunn trailed off as Wesley considered but shook his head.

"I don't think that would happen." Wesley said. If it did, Wesley would have more than words with Spike.

Harmony had brought to Angel a mug of coffee with pig blood.

"Thanks." Angel said as he drank his coffee.

"Is Spike acting nicer or is it just me?" Harmony noted.

"I think we should give him a chance." Angel said. As much as he disliked Spike and hated to admit it, maybe he had changed for the better, now that he got a soul and he begrudgingly admitted that he was better for Buffy than Angel ever could be. "Last I saw him, he was with Fred, heading to the labs. They're getting along, so maybe he deserves a benefit of the doubt."

Harmony groaned and rolled her eyes. "Ugh, please, don't tell me he's trying to build another Buffybot."

Angel choked on his mug of coffee with a taste of pig blood as he turned to Harmony with his eyes wide. "WHAT?!" He shouted in horror.

Harmony covered her mouth, realizing she had slipped.

"Harmony. What did you mean by 'Buffybot'?" Angel asked lowly in a tone that was similar to Angelus's.

"Uh…" Harmony trailed off nervously.

Lorne, Wesley and Gunn were walking down the corridor with some stacks of documents, when they heard Angel's voice full of fury echo throughout the whole floor.

"SPIKE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"Uh-oh. That's never good." Lorne said.

"What has he done now?" Gunn asked nervously.

"I don't know." Wesley said as he approached.

Angel burst out of the office as the phrase 'If looks could kill' came to mind.

Spike and Fred were about to enter the elevator, when they heard Angel shout and Fred turned to Spike with her eyes wide open. "What did you do?" She asked.

"Nothing, as far as I know." Spike said with his hands in surrender and gesturing his innocence.

They turned to see Angel with his vampiric face full of relentless rage, nearing Spike with each step. "So you made a sexbot to fulfill your sick fantasies with her?"

Spike paled, realizing there was one person who knew about it. "Harmony, I swear I'm gonna kill you." He muttered before approaching the fire escape.

"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, SPIKE! COME BACK HERE!" Angel exploded, chasing Spike.

"Good luck with that, mate. We're both already dead, remember?" Spike said, laughing hysterically as he jumped down the stairs, with Angel in hot pursuit and Fred rolled her eyes and shook her head. As much as she liked Angel and Spike, she wondered what could Buffy see in those two, considering how immature they both were.

Angel's and Spike's rivalry is always entertaining to see, except when it's about Buffy, since it's just character regression for mainly Angel but after reading one crack fic, I just couldn't resist.

So, what do you guys think?

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

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Bl4ckHunter