Something I got from a conversation with Aragorn II Elessar. Now, I don't support 3-ways, outside of very few exceptions but it's only implied here, not an actual 3-way, since honestly, while I might see Faith/Spike (ensouled, soulless would be just as toxic as with Buffy) happen, it's just weird to imagine, frankly.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.

It was late at night, when Faith was walking down the road, wanting to get as far away from Andrew, who had been spying on her and ogling her in her apartment, as possible. She was close to Buffy's and Spike's house, while Andrew was hiding in the tall grass but Faith could tell he was trying to sneak up on her, when she heard Andrew snicker as he was eying her butt and narrowing her eyes, she had enough of it.

Buffy and Spike were in their bedroom in their house, snuggling beneath the covers of the bed, when they heard screams and 'slam' and rolled their eyes, recognizing the voice from the outside.

"What has that bloody idiot done now?" Spike asked.

"If I ever catch you ogling anyone again, you better prepare new balls and boner, since I'm gonna cut your off!"

Buffy and Spike recognized the voice not far from their house.

"Was that…" Buffy trailed off, when a few moments later, the door to their bedroom opened.

"Hey." Faith said and Buffy and Spike quickly covered themselves with sheets.

"Whoa! Is it too much to ask you to knock?" Buffy snapped, mortified, while Spike looked annoyed.

"And ruin all the fun?" Faith chuckled, amused.

"What the bloody hell do you want?" Spike demanded.

"I needed to get as far away from Andrew as possible. He tried to ogle me in my place but I scared him off. Didn't want to take any chances, so I decided to come here but that idiot decided to follow me her and I guess he wanted to spy on you while you would be at it." Faith said, pulling out a broken periscope.

"I swear, I'm gonna cut his nutsack off and shove it down his throat." Spike growled.

"Get in line." Buffy said.

"Can I stay here? At least we can beat that idiot up too, if he tries something again." Faith said with puppy eyes.

"Fine." Buffy said.

"I think we got a spare bed but we'll have to put it together." Spike said as he went to the closet and opened, pulling out a smaller bed but he groaned. Even though he and Buffy had abnormal strength, they were worn out and tired because of their earlier intimate activities and they groaned, while moving the bed and there was a 'thud'.

Angel had decided to visit Buffy and he had been invited before and he noticed nearby Andrew lying on the ground, wheezing and moaning in pain with most of his bones broken as Angel rolled his eyes and shook his head, unsurprised by Andrew's antics blowing up in his face. Angel had entered, when he heard groans and thuds and moans upstairs.

"No. Again."

"Here. Yes. Yes, that works. On three. One, two, three. Ugh. Yes."

"No. Not there. Oh, God, we have to move again."

Angel heard squeaking of metal and creaking of wood above and grunts and moans and he felt like if he was going to vomit as disgust filled him. Spike and Buffy was one thing but Faith with them?

A few moments later, Angel heard footsteps as Spike, Buffy and Faith went downstairs, panting out and covered in sweat, with Spike in his pants, while Buffy and Faith were in their pajamas, soaked in sweat too.

"Oh, hey, Angel." Buffy greeted.

"Hi." Faith said.

"Look at you." Spike said, amused by his weirded out look.

"Uh… uh…" Angel trailed off, groaning inwardly as he kept looking back and forth at Buffy, Spike and Faith as if he was watching a tennis match.

"Something wrong?" Faith asked.

"Uh… were you three…" Angel trailed off, when suddenly, it hit Spike.

"Oh, you thought…" Suddenly, Spike laughed hysterically as he grabbed himself by his chest. "He thought we three were…" He pointed at Buffy and Faith, who widened their eyes, then blushed, then burst into laughter, amused.

"Come on, Angel, I like them both but this… just no!" Faith said.

"And I might like Faith but this isn't something I'd resort to." Buffy explained.

"So… you… weren't… you weren't…" Angel trailed off.

"There was another bed up there and those noises were us trying to put it together, since it was in pieces and I slept on it." Faith explained.

"We didn't do anything noisy, at least, not that kind of noise." Buffy supplied.

"You should've seen your bloody face, it was worth it. That's what you get for taking Dru from me, maybe I should've done a threesome with her and Darla, that would be something." Spike said, laughing and in an instant, Angel's mortified feelings were replaced by relentless rage as his face turned into his vampiric one.

"Oh, I'm gonna rip you apart, you miserable bloody piece of crap!" Angel yelled and Spike laughed, running out of the house, with Angel in hot pursuit.

"You'll have to catch me first!" Spike shouted.

Buffy and Faith chuckled in amusement, shaking their heads.

"These two will never change, will they?" Faith said, amused.

"Probably not." Buffy shrugged. "Although this makes me wonder whether I should be done with the boys."

"So, I'm just wondering, have you ever done it with girls before?" Faith asked, turning to Buffy.

"With Satsu." Buffy shrugged. "Why?"

"Well, I was just wondering…" Faith turned to Buffy with a smirk and a longing look that Buffy recognized as she blushed. At first, it… embarrassed her but then she decided to go with it. It was likely that Angel was going to chase Spike all night, so it was unlikely he would return for another round of sex.

Buffy and Faith then kissed as they reached for each other's waists, tossing their tops and then pants on the floor as they made their way upstairs and then into the bedroom, caressing the naked skin on their bodies before they started to make out on the bed.

Cordelia was in her and Angel's apartment, awake late at night, wondering when would Angel return as she was drinking a warm mug of milk, when the door opened and Cordelia gasped at seeing Angel bruised and battered.

"Oh, my God, what happened, Angel?" Cordelia asked.

"Don't ask." Angel said tiredly as he sat down. "Cordy, hypothetically speaking, would you do threesomes?"

Cordelia raised her eyebrows, surprised by the question. "Me? With who? You and someone else?"

Angel nodded.

"Uh… depends?" Cordelia asked, unsure. Making love to two men at once was an uncomfortable thought to her but with a woman and a man at once… she imagined herself and Darla with Angel and the most likely scenario was both of them boring Angel to… well, she couldn't call it 'death', considering that Angel technically was dead, with their snarkiness but with Angel's former werewolf girlfriend Nina… she seemed to be good for Angel and Cordelia honestly liked her, so… maybe.

"OK." Angel nodded, relieved, already thinking of a plan to achieve something he could boast with to Spike and next thing Cordelia knew, Angel slumped to the couch, closing his eyes, tiredness taking him over as his mind drifted into sleep.

Cordelia looked completely confused by what was going on but eventually, she smiled, kissing Angel on his forehead and tucking him to sleep. Later in the morning, Buffy called Cordelia to fill her in on the events of the previous night and Cordelia was amused but she also gave Angel a verbal for being immature and childish with Spike again and Angel had the decency to look embarrassed and ashamed but Cordelia eventually got over it as she and Angel made up, the same with Buffy, even though Angel and Spike begrudgingly apologized to each other, at the girls' insistence and much to their amusement.

Honestly, I don't support 3-ways outside of some exceptions but I wouldn't make them canon in my longer stories, just one-shots at best and I can definitely see Spike screwing with Angel like this. And I didn't have Angel have a 3-way with Cordelia and someone else, like Nina or Gwen, since I don't really support 3-ways but I might make some exceptions and I can absolutely see Spike wanting to mess with Angel.

Who won the fight between Angel and Spike is up to the reader's interpretation but Spike would be too beaten up to return and continue having sex with Buffy or to have a threesome with her and Faith and he would have to hide from the sunrise in some hole before he would manage to return, though he probably wouldn't mind, if Buffy was experimenting, but poor him on what had he missed, ha. If a threesome between Buffy, Spike and Faith really happened, Angel would probably kill him though, LOL!

So, what do you guys think?

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

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Bl4ckHunter