Something I got from a conversation with Aragorn II Elessar. As usual, the Winchester brothers are already friends with the Scooby Gang here and Tara, Willow, Dawn and Miss Kitty are on visit here.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse or Supernatural.
In the bunker, Dean was going towards the fridge and grabbing a beer.
"Dean, we're going to go out to buy some food, do you want something?" Tara asked.
"Chicken wings could do." Dean said.
"Hey, Dean, could you take care of Miss Kitty while we're out?" Willow offered, putting Miss Kitty Fantastico on the table.
"Sure." Dean shrugged. How hard could it be to take care of a cat?
About an hour later, Dean was sleeping off on the chair with his legs on the table and some bottles of beer on the floor.
Unknowing to him, Miss Kitty was jumping on the stands with weapons and nearing a loaded crossbow, when it pressed on the trigger and the crossbow fired a bolt.
Dean's instincts kicked in as he immediately woke up and barely dodged, while he yelped. "Whoa!" He fell down on the floor with a grunt before noticing Miss Kitty on the crossbow and then looked at his jacket, where was a tear as the bolt grazed him and he fumed with rage. "Why, you little…" Dean growled as he got up to his feet, looking around for a weapon as he grabbed a nearby sword from a nearby stand before he started to chase Miss Kitty, who was running off. "Get back here, you're dead! I'm gonna turn your fur into rug!"
"We're home." Willow said.
"Do you guys hear that?" Tara asked as they heard shouting and clanging.
"I'm gonna reduce your nine lives to one when I'm done with you!"
The saw Miss Kitty running, while Dean was chasing her, swinging his sword, when Miss Kitty jumped towards Tara, who caught her in her arms, while Willow did a gesture and Dean froze.
"Dean, what the hell are you doing?" Willow demanded.
"That cat… is a menace!" Dean snapped.
"OK, calm down, what happened?" Sam asked.
"Next time, leave her in the cage." Dean said, turning to Willow, who noticed a tear on Dean's jacket when it hit her.
"You didn't leave a crossbow lying around, did you?" Willow asked and Dean flushed.
"We're sorry, alright? But you could just put her in a cage." Tara said pleadingly.
"No. That cat is going out of the bunker." Dean snarled.
"You're not kicking Miss Kitty out. Dean, please…" Dawn asked, her, Willow and Tara giving Dean puppy eyes and a cute face. One cute face Dean could take but three of them made him soften, as much as he hated to admit it.
"Fine. But that cat stays in her cage." Dean grumbled as he turned and rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath and Sam sighed in relief, while Willow, Tara and Dawn continued petting the cat.
Not sure if this was as funny as I'd hoped it would be but hope you got a laugh.
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Bl4ckHunter
