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Another fun idea with Warren and Andrew getting theirs, thank you to Brainstorm Sorcerer with his help here.
Warren was working when Andrew called out. "Hey, I got something!"
Warren and Jonathan walked to Andrew who held up the drawing of a horn. "This horn, it summons an ancient and mighty warrior if blown to do the bidding of the owner, what say we get it and have the warrior take on the Slayer?"
"Not sure about this, guys", Jonathan said in a warning tone.
"It may or may not work but guess what? No harm in trying out", Warren shrugged. "Let's go and get it."
Few days later
Warren held up the horn, having finally managed to get it via the black market, it had cost a lot but he had used his computer skills to hack into banks and get the money.
"So, blow it!" Andrew urged.
"Yeah, let's see if it works or not", Jonathan agreed with a nod too.
"Here goes nothing", Warren said as he blew on the horn, and then magical smoke appeared in the area, gathering to a spot.
"It's working!" Andrew said happily as the smoke started materializing, and then it turned solid, forming a Dwarf in armor, holding an ax in his hands.
"Gimli, son of Gloin at your service", the Dwarf introduced himself with a courteous bow before looking at the horn. "I made that horn in honor of Lord Boromir, if blown it summons a mighty Dwarf warrior, so you summoned me?"
Warren looked dejected and scoffed. "Eh, he's just a Dwarf."
"Yeah, not much use a Dwarf would be against a Slayer", Andrew said with a shrug too, and Gimli took offense.
"Nobody insults a Dwarf!" Gimli snapped, raising his ax, as Warren and Andrew laughed hysterically.
"Oooh, its angry!" Andrew mocked.
"Toss it in the trash", Warren shrugged as he started walking off, while Andrew walked to him to do as told.
"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!" Gimli declared angrily and rammed into Andrew, sending him flying off and onto the ground, the breath driven from his lungs as he screamed in agony.
"What? Beaten up by a Dwarf? Shame on you!" Warren scoffed.
"Who is this Slayer?" Gimli then asked, holding out his ax at Jonathan, who looked scared.
"A female warrior chosen in every generation to fight the forces of darkness", Jonathan said truthfully.
"If you want me to fight someone who fights darkness, you must be evil", Gimli realized as he glared at Warren and Andrew. "Well, here's one Dwarf who shall help the Slayer."
"Oh shut up", Warren shrugged as he tried to backhand Gimli, thinking it would send him rolling away, only Gimli swung his ax and Warren screamed in pure agony as most of his arm was chopped off, and he fell to his knees, sobbing.
Andrew staggered up but Gimli swung his ax and both of Andrew's legs were gone as he sobbed in agony too, lying in a pool of blood.
Warren, holding his stump, tried to stand up but Gimli swung again and the remainder of his arm was gone too, along with his other one, and he sobbed in agony and pain again.
"Bring your pretty face to my ax", Gimli snarled and swung again, getting Warren on the face, and Warren twitched in pain before dying as Gimli pulled his ax out and Warren's corpse fell to the ground. "One."
He then walked towards the sobbing Andrew and raising his ax, brought it down on his chest, killing him too. "Two."
Jonathan was scared and begged. "Please, don't kill me, I promise I won't do bad things again."
"You seem to be scared rather than evil, lad, try not to join such evil again", Gimli assured Jonathan with a tap on the shoulder, and he nodded. "Blow on that horn again, and I shall leave, my work here is done."
"Thanks Gimli", Jonathan said as he got up and picked up the horn. "I won't do bad things again, you saved me."
He then blew on the horn and Gimli instantly turned into magic smoke and dissipated, going back to where he had come from, as his work was done.
And Warren and Andrew again get theirs, and there's gonna be some more brutal torture for them soon.
See you all next time with some other update.