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Got this idea randomly, and thanks a lot to Brainstorm Sorcerer for his help with this one too.

I know Clark was in Metropolis during this time, but he could have gone onto other places as well at times, like in here.

The Bronze

Kal was talking to a beautiful woman, and she was about 25, while he was 16, but he looked older than he was, and he hadn't told her his real age.

Picking up hot women older than him without letting them know his actual age was fun for Kal, and this woman was quite good in looks, and pretty smart too.

"So, what do you do?" The woman finally asked Kal.

Kal chuckled. "Well…"

They were cut off by some commotion and turned to see Warren Mears, who'd just been powered up by magic orbs, having sent a guy flying off, while the guy's girlfriend watched in alarm.

Another large guy moved toward Warren. Warren turned to face him. As the guy threw a punch, Warren grabbed his wrist, immobilizing it, then jerked it to the side, breaking the arm.

The guy fell to the floor. Warren turned to find the girl, just as she started running away. Warren sighed in annoyance. Another guy hit Warren in the back with a chair. The chair shattered.

The guy stared at the pieces in surprise as Warren turned around to face him. Warren backhanded the guy and he flew across the bar-top and off the other side. Andrew watched this casually, sipping his fruity drink.

"Let's party."

A couple of people went to help the injured guys. Warren strolled forward, clasping Andrew's arm briefly, then walked right past Jonathan without even acknowledging him.

He went over to the bar where a bunch of pretty women are sitting, watching him. "Oh, don't worry about the tab, now, ladies. It's on daddy tonight." He slammed his fist down on the cash register, causing the drawer to open.

Warren reached across to take out some money. Xander emerged from men's restroom and paused on catching sight of Warren.

Warren turned away from the cash register with a handful of money. "Don't worry, babies." He moved to the women. "Daddy's gonna give you some too."

Xander was about to move to Warren but Kal walked to him first. "Daddy, eh? Those can be hard."

Warren turned to look at Kal as he shrugged to the women. "If a guy calls himself daddy, best to stay away from him. Or he'll bend you over to make you do things you don't want to."

The women seemed disgusted as Warren snarled at Kal. "Hey buddy, I can bend over anyone I want, take a hike!"

"Oh look, daddy is angry, is daddy gonna spank me?" Kal asked mockingly as Warren was enraged.

"I am!" Warren snarled as he threw a punch, but to his horror, Kal grabbed his fist, and now Jonathan and Andrew looked horrified too, all of their eyes wide.

Kal then twisted Warren's fist, making him yell in agony, and then Kal backhanded him, sending him flying off and crashing to the ground.

Warren moaned in pain, then glared at Kal, staggering back up, and threw a punch which Kal dodged effortlessly, then punched Warren really hard, sending him flying off over the bar and to the other side, breaking some bones as Warren was in tears now.

Jonathan and Andrew ran to his side as Kal shrugged. "Well, that was easy."

He walked off, leaving the crying idiot behind.

Later

The magic orbs had managed to heal Warren with their power, and now he, Andrew and Jonathan were robbing a truck when Buffy appeared.

"Is this your bank?" Warren stared up at her. "'Cause if not, there's gonna be a fee for that."

She started to leap down at Warren. He reacted, putting up his arms and caught her as she fell towards him. He threw her backward over his head. She landed on the ground several yards away, and got up again.

Warren was striding toward her. "I was wondering when Super Bitch would show up."

"You really got a problem with strong women, don't you?" Buffy asked.

Warren shrugged. "Nothing I can't handle."

Buffy ducked his first swing, the second caught her in the face. Warren blocked her punch, held her arm and hit her with his other hand. They exchanged a few blows and Buffy went down.

Warren taunted her. "You seem a little off. This a bad day?"

Buffy then got up. "It's getting better." She landed several strong kicks in a row, grabbed Warren and flipped over him, then kicked him from behind. He went down and immediately rolled back to his feet.

Buffy grabbed the large metal door that Warren ripped off the truck, and hit him with it. He stumbled into the stone gate, hard. Bits of plaster dust fell on his head.

"That all you got?"

He looked up a moment too late as the stone gate collapsed, a pile of stone and rubble falling right on Warren's head, engulfing him.

Andrew screamed. "No!"

Jonathan stared in dismay. Buffy looked over at the other two geeks.

"There's two ways this can end. And right now? I'm thinking they're both gonna hurt."

Andrew suddenly started to smile. "I think you're right."

Buffy turned around to see Warren emerging from the rubble.

"What's the matter baby? You never fight a real man before?"

"Don't know about her, but you have, and still don't learn."

Frantic by Metallica plays

Warren paled, and so did Jonathan and Andrew, as they and Buffy turned to see Kal casually leaning on the truck, smirking, and he patted the truck. "Well, this has a lot of money, will help me out where I live."

"YOU BASTARD!" Warren screamed angrily at Kal and ordered Jonathan and Andrew. "Go on! Take him!"

Andrew fired the Freeze Gun, but Kal was unaffected as he asked. "My 'dad's' room is colder than this." By that, he meant Jor-El's ship, it felt colder than this thing.

Jonathan then fired a Flame Gun and both the Freeze and Flame Gun hit him together, but he was still unaffected and shrugged. "Child's play."

"What are you?" Buffy asked in shock.

"Just some guy", Kal said he was suddenly in front of Andrew and Jonathan in a flash, and grabbing the guns, shattered them, before turning to Warren who threw a punch with a roar but Kal grabbed his hand, twisting hard again as he cried in pain.

"Seriously, I beat you up last time you tried this, now you're doing it again?" Kal asked, when suddenly Warren tried to plant a time stopper on him but Kal snatched it from his hand, shattering it as Warren looked in horror.

Then Kal head-butted Warren, dazing him, before punching his gut, shattering the magic orbs as Warren was sent flying off and crashing to the ground, in tears again.

Kal staggered back, holding his hand in pain as shattering the magic orbs had hurt him too, but he was going to be fine.

Kal then walked to the truck, saying. "Now I'll be taking this."

Warren got back up and rushed with an ax but it shattered on Kal's skin while Kal just grabbed his face and shoved him away lightly.

"No stop!" Buffy yelled, running to Kal as she threw a punch but to her shock, it hurt her instead.

She threw another and was hurt again as Kal told her. "You're cute, you really are, and I don't want to hurt you." She screamed and threw another hard punch, then a kick, before spin kicking him, but only hurt herself while Kal stood there.

Then he backhanded her, sending her falling to the ground with a split lip.

"Doesn't mean I won't."

He saw Warren staggering up again and snarled. "I think you need a permanent lesson."

Next moment, Kal had stomped on Warren's arms and legs at super speed, shattering them all as Warren howled and sobbed in pure agony, then he saw Andrew watching him in horror and shrugged. "Maybe you too."

And then, Andrew was howling and sobbing in agony too, his arms and legs shattered. Jonathan had used the opportunity to get away.

Kal then sat in front of the truck and drove away with his loot. "This was a great day."

Buffy stood up, watching the truck disappear from her sight as the police arrived, taking away Warren and Andrew, first to the hospital, and then to prison, where they stayed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! And now Kal has shown the Trio, especially Warren, who's the boss.

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.