Disclaimer: I do not own Deadpool or anything else you may recognize
Well, some people are too pathetic, its been ages since I used Deadpool on bad reviewers, but this one idiot has earned it.
Basically, they first posted a bunch of reviews on my MCU watch-it fic, telling me I am biased and all that because I am more Team Cap, but it is clear they just want me to be pro-Tony completely and lay all blame on Cap, no matter what they say.
Then I called them out over it, and guess what? They disabled the PM feature, but they still sent me 2 responses, and then 3 reviews.
So they think they can respond to me but I can't respond to them? What a cowardly hypocrite!
Eventually, I had enough and dropped a review on their own story as a guest to tell them to leave me alone. I wouldn't go that far normally, but this person went too far, I said this to them-
"I didn't block you for disagreeing with me, I blocked you because you disabled the PM feature yet you continue to send me responses and reviews.
So you think you can respond to me but I am not allowed to respond to you? Oh! And you were being rude to me before too, from your 5th review onwards, until then I was disagreeing with you, but I wasn't offended by what you said either.
And you are just hiding behind words like 'bias' and 'neutrality' because the fic is more on Cap's side. If it was a completely pro-Tony fic which demonized Steve I know you would praise the hell out of it.
If you don't like it, there's a back button for you to click on. I never click on pro-Team Iron Man fics, if I do, I click the back button because while I disagree with the author, they don't need me bitching at them.
Maybe you should do the same.
I counted- you sent me 2 PMs and 3 reviews after disabling the PM feature to prevent me from getting back to you, and then you sent 3 more after I blocked you as well, guess you're too dumb to get a hint that I want you to leave me alone.
Seriously, you left a review over me blocking you but completely ignore that you continued to respond and review after disabling the PM feature to prevent me from getting back to you.
Hypocrite much?
Oh! And here's how I can tell you're a biased Tony stan who's butthurt that I am not completely on Tony's side, because a while ago, a reasonable Tony supporter said this about my fic on AO3-
"This is really good. Written by someone team cap, BUT they treat Tony relatively fairly. While there were some things I disagreed with, they were explaine way that was a window into the other side of the coin that make sense! They didn't vilify anyone, and there was so much character growth, I'm glad I gave it a chance. No matter whether you are team Tony like me, or cap like the author, it is fair and treats the characters realistically and kindly andnis, in my opinion, one of the few storyline of post casw reconciliation I have found believable. Super long read, and absolutely wonderful. Given it a chance, no regrets here!"
Now that's not being biased, and being polite and fair about disagreements. You're just saying you are neutral while being anything but. Even I admitted I'm more Team Cap and pro-Steve but I try to treat Tony fairly as a guy who can fuck up too much but wants to do the right thing at day's end, you act like I made him a secret Hydra agent or something (there are fics which did that too).
So here's your final warning- leave me alone you demented and cowardly hypocrite! Or face the consequences."
Then guess what happened? I got 5 more "reviews" from them as guest, LMAO!
So time for them to face the consequences.
In their home, thunderofdeath97 were sitting in their basement, typing shit on their laptop, telling Aragorn on his watch-it fic how much he sucked.
How dare Aragorn call him out over his bias? Huh? And then when thunderofdeath97 had disabled the PM feature and continued to respond to Aragorn and review their stuff, Aragorn blocked them, how dare he?
And then Aragorn even left a response on their own story telling them to back off or face the consequences.
Consequences? Who does Aragorn think he is?
BANG!
Thunderofdeath97's laptop was shattered by the bullet and fell down as he jumped in horror, turning around to see Deadpool lowering his gun, and on his side stood Aragorn II Elessar the author himself.
"Oh hey, thunderofdeath97, how ya doing? Still bitching and whining about, eh?" Wade asked as thunderofdeath97 shot out of their chair in anger and pointed at Aragorn.
"You fucking cowardly bully, you singled me out and were rude to me because I dared to disagree with you, huh? And then you blocked me over disagreements? Fuck you, you bitch, whining because I called you out on your hypocrisy!"
Deadpool and Aragorn shared a look, then laughed hysterically, falling down, while thunderofdeath97 was confused.
"What's so funny, huh assholes? And fuck you Deadpool!" thunderofdeath97 told him.
"'Fuck you'", that the best you can do? Pretty disappointing my child", Wade mocked him.
"Let's see, you were rude to me first, you pretend you were disagreeing, but you were pretty much using your disagreements as an excuse to be rude to me, and hiding behind words like 'bias' and 'neutrality'", Aragorn listed out to him. "Also, in my response, unlike you, I acknowledged I was being rude to you, I said- "I don't care if this is rude but-", so I know I was being rude but guess what? People don't like seeing bullshit first thing they wake up ON A MONDAY MORNING!"
"I know right? If you'd sent this on a Friday or Saturday night Aragorn would mind a little bit less, and simply block you with no response at all", Wade spoke up. "Oh yeah, he'd still block your whiny and bitchy ass, because you're being as asshole with your opinions."
"Also, if you think vigilantes are above the law and that vigilantism is wrong, why bother being invested in a franchise which involves vigilantes, eh? And being invested enough to read and write fanfiction about it too", Aragorn added. "Its like you can't recognize irony even when it slaps you on the face."
With that, Aragorn slapped thunderofdeath97 hard, sending him staggering away, and before he could retaliate, Wade held out his gun, aiming at him. "Not so fast, you little shit."
Thunderofdeath97 snarled. "You fucking coward! Brought Deadpool to threaten me!"
"And you continue to respond to me and review my story after disabling PM feature so I can't get back to you, who's the coward here?" Aragorn asked him. "If you hadn't disabled it, I would tell you exactly to your face how much of a moron you are. Also, after my review on your work where I told you to back off, I was willing to end it there but guess what? You continue to come after me as guest."
"Oh! And Loki wasn't mind-controlled, they just said he was to pander to Loki fangirls, Loki being mind-controlled ruins the character, because he's one guy who went from villain to hero sensibly", Wade told thudnerofdeath97. "Now sure, we think he was unstable with the Mind Stone on him, whose head wouldn't be fucked up around that?"
"We don't think Loki from the first Thor film would enjoy gouging out a man's eye, or threaten Natasha the way he did, but his actions were his own, even if he acted crazily, and there is no evidence anywhere that Loki was mind-controlled, I mean, the people behind the movies said that 6 years later after the movie was out just to pander to Loki fanatics who don't see beyond his hot looks", Aragorn told him. "And that's after the movie's director, Joss Whedon the scumbag, was also out of the MCU.":
"And hilarious how he says you are whiny and bitchy over being called out on your hypocrisy when its this pathetic loony himself", Wade said with a chuckle. "I mean, you told him to back off, after that his "reviews" got even worse telling you how much you suck and wank off, HA! And suck Steve's cock too."
"Maybe I do suck Steve's cock in private, but I doubt that's your business", Aragorn told thunderofdeath97. "Now if you'd just let it go when you could, this would have been over. You had 4 chances to stop- First when you saw the story and knew you were gonna disagree too much to like it, you could have clicked back like I do. 2nd when you disabled PM feature, that should have been the end of it, yet you continued to respond to me, and review my works. 3rd when I blocked you, because you coming after me without letting me respond is harassment, that's like when someone files a restraining order against another person but still goes near them on purpose. And 4th time when I dropped a review on your fic as guest telling you to leave me alone, but you couldn't take a hint any of these times, so now we'll send you where you belong."
"Where?" thunderofdeath97 asked.
"To the loony bin", Wade shrugged as he took out ear plugs and put them on, and gave another pair to Aragorn who did the same.
Then Wade took out his phone. "Been ages since we did this, plus the guy isn't that much of an asshat anymore so it won't be him."
Wade turned on a song and it played-
"Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa."
Thunderofdeath97's eyes widened in horror as he started sweating. While he didn't exactly remember this, he had a feeling he was not gonna enjoy this.
"You know you love me. I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there."
Thunderofdeath97 started crying, disgusted and horrified by the horrible music.
"You are my love, you are my heart, and we would never ever ever be apart."
Thunderofdeath97 fell at Wade's and Aragorn's feet, begging them to stop the torture but Wade wasn't moved. He was cackling mercilessly. Aragorn raised his finger and shook it. How would thunderofdeath97 react when he actually found out what he was being made to hear?
"Are we an item? Girl quit playing. We're just friends. What are you saying?"
Thunderofdeath97 was crying hysterically as the two laughed at his misery.
"Say there's another and look right in my eyes. My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like…"
Thunderofdeath97 stopped, sensing something was coming.
"Baby, baby, baby ooooh! Like baby, baby, baby nooo! Like baby, baby, baby oooh! I thought you'd always be mine (mine)."
Thunderofdeath97 let out a scream of pure agony and terror as he realized he was being made to listen to Justin Bieber's baby. He begged Wade and Aragorn to stop it but they shook their heads.
"Baby, baby, baby ooooh! Like baby, baby, baby nooo! Like baby, baby, baby oooh! I thought you'd always be mine (mine)."
Thunderofdeath97 let out a scream of pure horror and started banging his head on the ground, eventually giving himself a concussion and getting knocked out.
A call was then placed and he was eventually put in an asylum, where he belonged, and doctors were confused by his screams of madness every time the radio was turned on.
And there we go! Again, I gave this person a chance to back off, he didn't, and we all know that for all my good qualities, I have bad ones too, like I'm petty and sometimes toxic so when I lose it, this happens.
Unlike this moron though, I admit my flaws at least, while this idiot is projecting his own flaws onto me.
And you're all free to look at his reviews on my MCU watch-it fic, the user ones. They are not polite or civil disagreements, its just him being butthurt I'm not completely Team Tony, no matter what he says, its obvious that's what his true intentions are. He isn't disagreeing with me, he's attacking and harassing me with his opinions.
I have had civil disagreements with Team Iron Man people before, and we saw the point of the other while still not changing our own feelings'.
This guy didn't want a civil disagreement, he wanted to pick a fight, and now he has one.
Anyway, now this is the end of it, if he still comes at me after this all, who cares? You can't fix stupid. This is the end of it from my side, anymore "reviews" from him will just prove me right.
Plus, this time I didn't go as far as I used to before in using Wade to deal with moronic reviewers, so that's an improvement.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all another time with another update.