Factional Fun
Disclaimer: Thanks to the film 'High and Low: The Worst', I felt like writing something like this.
Before Buffy Summers came to town, life in Sunnydale had an interesting quirk that tended to rear its head at the end of every three months. Mostly as a way to help get some stress off one's chest that the town tended to cause its residents. Whether that be Human, Demon, or Vampire. You had the Humans, the Demons, the Vampires, and the Police Force. Which, for some reason, were their own thing instead of being part of the Human faction. But those not on the Force didn't really mind it since the end of the every three month blow out meant they could beat the ever loving shit out of the local Cops and not get in trouble for it. And since nobody liked the Vampire faction all that much in addition to the Cops, this meant that a lot of teaming up tended to happen, but it was known that occasionally the Cops and the Vampires would team up but that didn't last very long for whatever reason. Now, one rule of the whole thing was that no one died in the fighting. You could put someone in the Hospital but death was a no no as after all, the point of the whole thing was to blow off steam.
Which meant that hospital bills wouldn't have to be something to worry about either, a proviso everyone had decided was a necessary thing. And the Mayor had agreed whole heartedly for obvious reasons. Now, the vast majority of the female population tended to stay out of the fighting, which oddly enough, meant you would see Cheerleaders doing cheers during the fighting. Though that too tended to have its own fighting and the town's Medical Professionals were always close by to give aid when all was said and done. The Elderly also tended to stay out of the fighting but they, like the Cheerleaders, had their moments too. There were even vendors around too that sold snacks, drinks, and various forms of merchandise. "Alright everyone, we're all here this evening for what is likely going to be the last time we'll all get to do this for a long time to come." Began the good Mayor Richard Wilkins The Third.
Who was also the first and second but no one there needed to know that of course! Too many questions and what not. Grumblings could be heard through out the very large crowd until Darla spoke up. "This wouldn't be a problem if you hadn't of invited the Slayer and her mother here!"
Murmurs of agreement were had at that and thanks to a special set up, the Master down in the sewers was seen nodding his agreement too. "I know, I know, but Prophecies and meddling from those who should keep their gosh darnselves from meddling made that happen. There's just not much I can do about it I'm afraid."
Of course, the man was lying but he wasn't going to admit to that! Would make the people see him differently and it'd make him feel even dirtier than he already felt where lying was concerned. Bad enough a few amongst the large crowd seemed doubtful of his claims! "If it makes you all feel better, I'm gonna be part of the fun this time. Sort of my way of making it all up to you." Declared the man with a smile.
A wave of surprise went through everyone present. "Oh Hells yeah! I can get behind that!" Yelled out a pink skinned Demon with four arms.
Wilkins chuckled along with a number of others before clapping and rubbing his hands together. "Well then, let's get ourselves situated and get this party going!"
Cheers went up roughly 10 minutes later, everyone was in their groups, ready to get going. "LET'S GO!" Yelled out a voice that suspiciously sounded like Xander Harris.
And soon, chaos was unleashed as the fight began!
Author's Notes: Well, that was fun!