8 AM:

Having just woken up, Shego yawned, stretched, got out of bed, put on her robe, and headed to the kitchen for some breakfast. Her boss, Doctor Drakken, was already at the table, holding a cereal box.

"Good morning, Shego," he greeted.

"Good morning, Doctor D," she said back. "I'm gonna make some toast. Do you want some?"

"No thank you. I'm gonna have some of this cereal."

Shego looked at the box as Drakken poured some cereal into a bowl. It contained Dino Pebbles, a very sugary and colorful cereal. "Are you sure? My teeth are hurting just looking at those flakes."

"They're pebbles, Shego. And I need some sugar. I've been suffering from an evil schemer's block for a week now and getting some sugary energy flowing to my brain might be just what I need to overcome it!"

"Mmm, sure it will, Doctor D," Shego replied, rolling her eyes

"Don't give me that tone this early in the morning, Shego! Just watch! I'm gonna come up with something diabolical right now!"

Shaking her head, Shego began to make herself a cup of coffee as Drakken took several big spoonfuls of the sugary cereal. Already feeling his heart going a mile a minute, he looked at the cereal box closer. On the front was a cartoon of a green T-Rex. Staring at the cartoon, an idea began to form. "DNA cloning!" he exclaimed.

Shego sighed as she sat down at the table and took a sip from her '#1 Partner in Crime' coffee mug Drakken had given to her last year for Christmas. "Again with the cloning? Haven't you failed at that, like, seven times already?"

"Not human cloning! I'm talking about dinosaur cloning!"

Shego took a very long sip from her mug. "Huh?"

"Yes, it's perfect!" he said to himself. "I'll steal some dinosaur DNA, inject it into a lizard or whatever, have it breed, then blast the offspring with a growth ray! I'll have a giant dinosaur at my disposal that no army can take down, leaving me primed to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Shego took in his plan before responding. "I hate to rain on your sugar-fueled parade, but there are a few flaws with your plan."

"Oh? Such as?"

"Well, for starters, where are you getting a growth ray? Cuz I'm pretty sure Smartymart doesn't carry them."

"Mere semantics, Shego. I'll simply steal one from a top-secret government facility when we get closer to that phase of the plan."

"Uh-huh, right. Second, this is sounding a bit too like that time you tried to woo DNAmy into helping you create a mutant army and wound up creating a giant dinosaur creature-thing that nearly devoured us whole."

"Ah, but this time, I won't rely on those crazy machines Amy uses to splice DNA samples together. It'll be simply injecting the lizard with DNA, then hitting its offspring with the growth ray I'll steal."

"And how will you ensure it's obedient and won't immediately eat you?"

"I…I don't know! A giant spray bottle or dinosaur-controlling whistle should do the trick, I suppose. I'll just hit them with the growth ray as well."

Shego shook her head. "That's not…whatever. Also, you do know lizards aren't just tiny descendants of dinosaurs, right?"

"They aren't?"

"No! Birds are their descendants."

"What?! You're making that up!"

"I can assure you that I'm not."

Not believing her, Drakken pulled out his phone and consulted Google. "Huh, it appears you're right about this 'bird' thing, Shego. Very well then. The first step will be me catching a bird to inject!"

Before Shego could respond, Drakken stood up from the table and ran out the kitchen. Sighing, Shego finished her cup of coffee and walked over to the toaster. "It's way too early for this…"

9 AM:

After finishing breakfast, Shego took a shower. She exited the bathroom with a towel around her waist and her hair when an excited Drakken ran up to her, holding an object behind his back. "Shego! I need to show you what one of the minions found on the island!"

"Can it wait until I have clothes on?"

"Just check this out!"

Drakken revealed he was holding a birdcage. Inside was a seagull, who cocked its head at the sight of Shego and squawked.

"…do I even want to know why you have that thing?"

"Well, you said that birds were the descendants of dinosaurs. And a seagull is a type of bird, is it not?"

"I mean, yeah…"

"Exactly! Now say hello to Barry!"

"You named the seagull 'Barry'?"

"Yep!"

"Why?"

"Because I thought the little guy looked like a Barry. Now, say hello to Barry, Shego."

Shego crouched down to meet the bird at eye level. "Uh…how's it going?"

The bird turned around and began to raise his tail feathers. Realizing what it was about to do, Shego pushed past Drakken and ran towards her room. "Drakken, I just took a shower! Don't let that thing near me again unless you house-train it!"

"You know, in some cultures, it's considered good luck for a bird to do its business on you," Drakken shouted as Shego slammed her door shut. Sighing, he looked down at the seagull. "Don't worry, Barry. I understand you. Come on, let's go find some dinosaur DNA for me to steal."

11 AM:

After getting changed into her green and black jumpsuit and doing her hair and makeup, Shego went into her training room and was wailing on a sandbag with her nemesis Kim Possible's face taped to the side.

"This is for smudging my lipstick! And this is for breaking my nail two weeks ago!" Shego grunted as she unleashed a flurry of fists and kicks. Stepping back, she lit her hands up with plasma energy and unleashed a diagonal swipe that created a tear in the bag, causing sand to begin to pour out. As this happened, Drakken entered the room.

"Shego!" he barked. "I thought I told you to stop doing that to Sandbag Kim Possible! Do you think those things grow on trees?!"

Shego rolled her eyes and brushed the sand off her shoulders. "Did you find your dinosaur DNA yet?"

Drakken pulled out his phone and opened a webpage. "I've been doing some research into that. Turns out, there's a big scientist convention being held in Palo Alto today!"

"And they didn't invite you?"

"I assume my invite got lost in the mail. But one of their big presentations is some archeologist presenting a DNA sample of a T-Rex they found on a mosquito that was frozen in amber."

"So, we're gonna crash that convention and steal the DNA to further your hair-brained scheme?"

"I wouldn't call it 'hair-brained', but yep, that's the gist!"

Drakken yawned. "But not this minute. I think I'm *yawn* coming down off that sugar high from this morning. I'm gonna take a nap now. I'll call you when I'm ready to go."

With that, Drakken left the room. Shego walked over to a giant locker, opened it, and pulled out another sandbag with Kim's face taped to it. She unhooked the torn bag and attached the new one.

"Alright, Princess," Shego said, cracking her knuckles. "Time for round two…"