funkytoeshide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Dragon Prince. Hi! My name is "Funky", short for funkytoes. Below are some links to where you can find me elsewhere, as well as some concise descriptions of my stories to date. My deviantart page is: @fUnKyToEs () My tumblr blog: @funktoes () My art tumblr blog: @funkytoesart () My LOTR tumblr art blog: @essenceofarda () My AO3 account name is 'funkytoes'. There are more stories on there than here. Go check it out if you have time! NOTE: All works are on a semi to permanent hiatus while I work on personal/original work :) Thanks for understanding! SCHEDULE: All works are on a semi to permanent hiatus. |
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Reviving Lothíriel by hannah.jpg reviews
Sent by her father to spend the summer in Rohan with her betrothed, Lothíriel struggles to fit into a society so different from her own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,371 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Elphir, Imrahil - Complete
Smoke & Mirrors by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer, King of Rohan, has had many losses in his life; of his family only his sister Éowyn survived the Ring War. So in the future, he decides, he will guard his heart better and thus avoid further hurt. However, he also needs to find a wife. Luckily there is an answer to his problem: that wonderful Gondorian invention, a marriage of convenience... A tale of loss, love and limpets.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Amrothos - Complete
Elfwine's Dilemma by hannah.jpg reviews
An embarrassing, secret meeting during one's adolescence can hardly be counted a precursor for mutual, romantic happiness. A slightly crack pairing. Elfwine/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Elfwine - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bound By Fate by Dark SpellMaster reviews
A broken wrist was just the start, now with the hands of fate turning how exactly does the Godess of Fidelity deal with one like the God of Trickery? Just when things looked to get easier enter the Enchantress. Loki/Sigyn along with other pairings later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Thor, Loki, OC
Points In the Right Direction by E.C. Spence reviews
James is still trying to win Lily's heart after seven years and is making no progress until a late night trip turns things around. Lily and James must discard the skewed images they've had of each other and come to realization that war changes everything. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,364 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Making Monsters by Ironi Numair reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
Elfling Tales by One Wish Magic reviews
A collection of little one-shot stories featuring Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas and of course Estel during their tender years. Individual summarys for each one-shot provided inside. One-shots do not follow in chronological order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Elrohir, Legolas
Choppy Waters by Thanwen reviews
While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,101 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Requiem for a dream by Nidawi reviews
It has been 25 years since the War of the ring, the age of men is at its best, the dream of peace and tranquillity is a reality. But in Mordor, something stirs. A ElboronEldarionElfwine story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Elfwine, Eldarion, Elboron
A Prince or a Pirate? by LivingTheFandom reviews
Eldarion has decided he wants a tattoo. His father changes his mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eldarion, Aragorn
Where Do Babies Come From? by nautika reviews
Eldarion is entertaining his sisters and Elboron while Arwen is in labor. The obvious question arises.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Love, Age Ten by LondonBelow reviews
Faramir breaks from work for a moment with his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Faramir, Elboron - Complete
The Art of Diary Writing by Zayz reviews
Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,881 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gotta Love the Marauders by same.blue.sky reviews
They say that, when you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Let's make ours worth watching. [New title and summary!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,095 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything In Its Right Place by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
After falling through the Hogwarts’ lake, Lily Evans wakes up to find that she’s five years in the future, has a child, and she’s married to the cocky James Potter... which is just wrong in itself. Please read Author's Note inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Duty of a King by Vane Alasse reviews
A father's final words, a mother's grief, a lordless kingdom, and the lovely daughter of a steward all become part of one young man's quest to discover the true duty of a king. Can Aragon's son, Eldarion, manage the challenge? Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Eldarion, Aragorn - Complete
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
1800YouWantME LJ by FrEgOrGeLuVeR225 reviews
All about Lily's first half of her 7th year where she is still followed by non other than James Potter. Full of love, laughter, and adventure ;) Includes the famous Marauders and other characters that are sure to make you giggle. Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rain in Rivendell by Catmint reviews
Torrential rain and bored twin sons of Elrond is never a good combination.....! Pranks and mischief galore! Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
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The Halfling Child reviews
Twelve years after the events of The Dragon Prince, the world is slowly settling into peace. But not for long... an old enemy rises to the surface, preparing a storm that will upset the balance of the world, and sets his goals on obtaining on a powerful new 'weapon', the unborn child of Callum and Rayla. Will the world be successful in defeating evil again?
Dragon Prince - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,755 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 12/26/2019 - [Callum, Rayla] Prince Ezran, Azymondias/Zym
To Be Loved reviews
It was foretold that Princess Lothiriel would suffer greatly from the love of men. Her mother's dying words were words of power, to keep her daughter safe from suffering, to never trust the love of men. Now the Princess Lothiriel has become the Queen of the Riddermark. And though her heart is filled with love, will she learn to accept the love others have for her? [Eothiriel]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 7/28/2020 - [Eomer, Lothíriel]
Consort of the Sun reviews
Berk is lost. Conquered by the barbaric and cruel Yorvani. In an attempt to save his people and their traditions, Prince Hiccup agrees to become consort of War Chief Astrid, Divine Leader of the Yorvani. Will he survive in a new culture? Or will he somehow find love and a new home? [AU. Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,942 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret
Love in Katolis City reviews
The peace negotiations are an important event that Xadia and Katolis have been preparing for over a decade. Much is at state. When an arranged marriage is proposed between Callum and Rayla for the sake of peace, can these two individuals manage to find love with each other as a silver lining? [aged up rayllum steampunk au arranged marriage au]
Dragon Prince - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/9/2020 - [Callum, Rayla] Prince Ezran, General Amaya
A Lady of the Sea reviews
When Finduilas and Dol Amroth is sent to Minas Tirith to prepare for her impending marriage to Denethor II, she finds herself enlisting into Denethor's army in disguise to delay preparing for marriage to him. Finduilas must not only train to be a soldier, but keep everyone, especially her future husband, from finding out who she really is... [Finduilas/Denethor]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2020 - [Denethor, Finduilas] Aragorn
An Affair of Affliction reviews
Astrid Cartan has everything she could ask for. A loving husband and son, a beautiful home, and an affluent lifestyle. Chance meetings and an impending war threaten to change her life in an unforgiving and irreversible way. Sequel to White Oaks.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2020 - [Hiccup, Astrid] OC
An Anonymous Donor reviews
Astrid Hofferson's biological clock is ticking. The problem? She's not in a relationship. So she gets an anonymous sperm donor. Problem solved. New problem? Turns out the sperm donor is her obstetrician, Dr. Hiccup Haddock. [Modern au]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/26/2020 - Published: 12/10/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Heather, Eret
Lots of Love, Lily reviews
Lily and Sirius never really got along, but they never did try to either. One summer will change that. A James/Lily fic through the eyes of a budding Sirius-Lily bromance. [Seventh Year. Jily]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Berkian Summer reviews
Hiccup hasn't spoken to his father in seven years. When his father calls him and tells him he wants to meet Hiccup's wife and child before he dies, Hiccup feels compelled to agree to spend the summer with him. Except Hiccup HAS no wife and child. So he hires Astrid Hofferson, an actress with a daughter, to pretend to be his wife. Falling in love this summer? THAT was unexpected.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/6/2020 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Zephyr H.
The Wild Crown reviews
Queen Astrid has given birth to a child, the last she would be able to conceive. Will the princess grow up to become a queen? Or will King Hiccup of the Wilderwest take a mistress to beget a male heir? And can this arranged marriage between Queen Astrid and King Hiccup, formed for the future and survival of the Wilderwest, possibly result in love? [Arranged Marriage AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, Eret
A Re-Acquaintance of Disaster reviews
Her elder sister claimed it was impossible for any young lady not to fall in love with the son of the steward, but Finduilas was determined not to agree. After all, Denethor II was stuffy, proud and boring, and rude to boot. After a fateful misunderstanding, she was determined to despise the man for the remainder of her days, falling in love with him had Not been part of the plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 1/27/2018 - [Finduilas, Denethor] Imrahil, Ivriniel
Whispers in Time reviews
During a backpacking trip through Scandinavia, Astrid Hofferson's life gets turned upside down when she finds herself sent back in time, to the Viking age, where she apparently looks just like the recently deceased wife of a Viking Chief named Hiccup. Can Astrid find her way back to the present day? Or is she stuck in the past forever? [time travel. reincarnation]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/23/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Valka, Eret
The Prince and the Duke reviews
Prince Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III of Berk has a problem. And that problem is Duke Aster Hofferson of Meathead Island. There's just something about the Duke that Hiccup is drawn to... but could the "Duke" be hiding something? [Hiccstrid, AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Camicazi, Thuggory
The Bastard King reviews
A comforting night with a stranger on the eve of the march to the Battle at the Black Gate has left Princess Lothíriel with a child. Little does she know that this stranger is the new King of Rohan, Éomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - [Lothíriel, Eomer] Elfwine
Moonlit Shadows reviews
Astrid has a complicated history with vampires. A Hunter, she's trained from a young age to kill them. The chance to take down Hiccup Haddock, a vampire heir? She doesn't hesitate. But when faced with the task, she finds him to be entirely different from what she expected, and decides to protect him from the people who trained her to kill him. [Vampire AU Hiccstrid Modern]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,869 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Quest reviews
Four travelers are on a quest to the formidable North. Each for their own reasons. Will they complete their quest? Will they manage to find what they are looking for? Or will they find something else along their journey? [Fantasy AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,491 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret - Complete
White Oaks reviews
The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Astrid hates her family meddling in her private life—so she picked a random guy in those placement photos in store bought picture frames, and pretended he was her boyfriend. Fast forward five years and while home for the holidays, she and her family run into said guy—and she has to convince him to play along with her years long lie. [Hiccstrid. Holidays. Modern. Fake Boyfriend AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Heather - Complete