This little one-shot has been in my head for a while and given it's Tim's in canon birthday, the stars aligned and lo and behold, here it is. Enjoy.
Dick Grayson, better known to the world as the vigilante and founding Titan Nightwing, was currently making his way towards his younger brother's aparment to celebrate his 19th birthday. After Dick, Barbara and Jason came into Bruce's life, he had installed an order that the birthday boy or girl is not allowed to go on patrol, stating that they should be allowed to celebrate and relax. The only time this was made null and void was in the face of city or planet wide emergencies for obvious reasons.
Accompanying him was his other younger brother Jason Todd, the outlaw Red Hood, his younger sister Cassandra Cain, the Hong Kong operative Black Bat, Bruce's new ward, Duke Thomas, the daytime vigilante The Signal, and the youngest of the Bat siblings Damian Wayne, the fourth (technically fifth) Robin along Tim's ex Girlfriend and best friend Stephanie Brown, the former Spoiler and third Batgirl. They were currently making they're way towards Tim's apartment (practically a penthouse) in civilian clothes with a birthday cake and presents for a surprise party at Tim's place. Cass had a copy of his keys that she got when he moved in as did Jason and Duke.
After Bruce had gotten back from the time stream, he had done a lot of changes that made some happy and others not. The one that created some controversy was when he snapped Joker's neck for Jason's death and Barbara's crippling shocking them all. He said that he could have done something much worse and that he should have killed Joker after he killed Jason and/or crippled Barbara.
While Cass was upset for a while, she had come to terms with it and knew that Joker was dangerous. While some like Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn and Mr. Freeze having turned away from the life crime and have helped in major crisis when the time came, Joker was one of the few she would kill without remorse. She had read his body language and knew he did not care for a anything or anyone aside from possibly his sick and twisted game with Batman. Jason and Barbara broke down crying in his arms, thanking Bruce for ridding him of their nightmare. Dick was apprehensive but given he had stopped Joker's heart when thought he had killed Tim and taunted him about Jason during on of the many Arkham Asylum breakouts, he wasn't one to judge. Damian was fine with it while Duke only knew from what he heard about the new before he came into the family but when found out what he did, he said he could live with it. Tim shocked them most of all when he said good riddance, revealing that he wasn't one to judge due some of the things he did for Ra's while looking for Bruce, things that he regretted but knew it was necessity to find his adopted father.
What shocked them most of all was that Bruce had decided to stop toying around and got serious with Selina, the two having gotten married with Clark as his best man and Lois as the maid of honor six months ago with Jason agreeing to cover for Bruce while he was on his honeymoon, which Dick was relieved at not having to put on that god awful cowl. They newly married coupled were also expeting twins, with Selina being pregnant thanks to all the sex her and Bruce during their honeymoon in Tahiti on the overwater bungalows.
Bruce had also started laying down the law with Damian, who had become more humbler and even apologized to Tim for what he done, for trying to kill him so many times and all the insults that he had said with Tim accepting and forgivng Damian. The two were currently not quite there yet but almost brothers. Bruce had also remedied his relationship with Stephanie Brown after what he put the poor girl through during her time as Spoiler ans Robin. She had accepted the apology with the condition Bruce had to send her waffles for the next month, which he did so without question. He and Tim had started to fix their father and son relationship, with Bruce telling Tim to step down from being CEO of WE and wait until he finished college, which he reluctantly agreed with Cass, Tam, Alfred, Lucius and Bruce told him to be a normal teenager then be an adult after college.
They arrive and then made their to the top floor of the apartment complex on the elevator. Cass opened the door and they entered inside quietly but the sight they saw made them drop what they were holding along with their jaws.
Timothy Jackson Drake, who had gotten a bit of a growth spurt a few months before he turned eighteen and had bulked up a bit with Bruce and Jason's help, was currently shirtless while making out heatedly with Rose Wilson, the villain turned anti hero Ravager and Deathstroke only daughter, who was also shirtless but was thankfully wearing a sports bra but that wasn't was shocked them. It was Barbara Gordon (Oracle) and Helena Bertinelli (Huntress) being there as well with both of them sitting with the former sitting on the left and the latter on the right of the couch, not having their shirt on and looking at Tim with lust in their eyes. Their mood was ruined when they heard the cake and presents drop to the floor, seeing them with their friends and adopted families jaws dropped in shock along with their eyes being as comically wide as humanely possible.
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING HERE!!??" Asked Dick in pure shock at seeing his little brother with his two exes and Deathstroke's fucking daughter, making out with their shirts off. Cass recovered quickly and went to pick up the stuff that they dropped on the floor. Damian and Duke went to help while Steph still had her jaw hanging open in shock. She felt a small pang of jealousy but squashed it down, knowing they were better off as friends but she had always had a small sliver hope that they could get back together but that sliver had just died as slow and painful death before her very eyes.
Jason simply started clapping and laughing like a mad man, everyone looking at him in confusion but he did not care. While it was disgusting finding him in that position, though it could have been so much worse, he was genuinely proud of his proud of his little brother for having a threesome with three very badass and beautiful women in the superhero and vigilante community.
"I think we can all agree this makes you the best Robin out of all of us, Baby Bird." Jason said after calming himself down and wiping tears from his eyes. "Seriously Timmy, I am so proud of you that I will buy you I real nice bottle of scotch on your 21st birthday."
Tim smiles sheepishly, as does Barbara and Helena while Rose goes to collect their shirts to protect the younger and more innocents viewers.
"Okay but how the hell did this foursome come to happen?" Dick asks, still not having gotten over the shock of what his eyes just saw.
"Well, me and Rose had been seeing each other for a while. I was going to tell you guys next week during dinner and bring her the week after. She said that because it was my birthday, she was willing to bring in another woman to bed just for a one and done threesome. I asked Helena and she agreed, saying that after my growth spurt, I had gotten quite attractive in her eyes. Barbara found out and she asked if she could join, not having any in nearly a year now. I had a small crush on her when I was younger, so us three talked about it and we agreed. Things began getting heated until you guys ruined the mood." Tim said nervously and also a bit irritably, still kind of embarrassed what his siblings and ex saw though it could have been so much worse.
"TT, I must admit that you are very luckily Timothy." Damian said, who was currently 15 and had begun seeing Rachel Roth aka the Titan Raven. Duke stilled hadn't gotten over his shock quite yet while Steph had simply decided help Cass place Tim's gift on the kitchen table. Dick still looked like he had seen Tim, Barbara, Helena and Rose grow new heads. Jason, being the one who had already recovered, took charge of the situation, telling the others to place to throw out the ruined cake, leave the rest of the gifts on the kitchen table and to get ready to leave in the next few minutes.
"Now kids, don't forget to have protection for both parties but still, have fun baby bird and don't do anything I wouldn't do." he cheekily says, making the foursome blush bright red in embarrassment. "Oh and don't forget to come to the Manor for you're birthday party other wise Alfred will kill you." Tim flinches at that, knowing his adopted Grandfather will slaughter him if doesn't show up. The Bat siblings along with Steph go leave with Cass, and Duke sending Tim a small smile, wishing him happy birthday as does Steph even though they can tell her smile is a bit forced. Damian congratulates him in his own, very Damian Wayne-al Ghul way. Dick's brain is still rebooting, forcing Cass drag to him out. Before they leave, Jason asks a question that has been bugging him quite a bit.
"Quick question, replacement. Do you plan to go down on them?" The foursome groans at Jason's question, knowing why he was asking it.
"Of course he will. He is a verygenerouslover and is a vigilante, not a hero." Rose says with a grin and a lustful look in her eyes. Jason, knowing what was going to happen, drags Damian, Duke and Steph out the apartment along with Cass dragging Dick out while Tim and Rose beginning to make out passionately again while Helena and Barbara begin to take Tim's pants off.
Its was mid to late afternoon in Wayne Manor with Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle watching The Mask of Zorro 1998 (one of Bruce's favorite films), which was playing on the TV in the gaming room of the Manor. With them was Clark Kent and his Wife Lois Lane, Diana Prince and her boyfriend Steve Trevor, Barry Allen and his fiancée Patty Spivot, Sara Dinah and Dinah Laurel Lance with their respective husbands Oliver Queen and Tommy Merlyn respectively and the other 2 Gotham City Sirens, Pamela Isley and Harley Quinn. Jon Kent, Kon-El, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Athanasia al Ghul, Kori Anders, Wally West, Roy Harper, Thea Queen, Emiko Queen, Harper and Cullen Row were playing with the various board games around the room. They all arrived early for Tim's birthday party and decided to just hang around and wait for Tim to arrive.
When they heard to door opening, they see Dick looking quite pale, Steph being more down compare to her usual bubbly self, Duke and Damian looking a bit grossed out but mostly normal looking while Cass was her usual sweet and innocent self. Jason meanwhile looked like the proudest man on earth (which wasn't far of from the truth).
"What happened? Is everything all right?" Bruce asks worriedly, looking at Dick being checked on by Kori and Wally. The other new arrivals stayed quiet while Jason's grin grew even bigger, creeping some of the others out a bit.
"Jason, are you all right?" Bruce asks, his fatherly instincts going to overdrive.
"I've never been proud as of Baby Bird as I am right now." Jason boasts proudly.
"Why?" Sara asks, curious as to why Jason is so proud of her cousin (aside from the obvious reasons) as is her sister, brother in law, husband and everyone else in the room aside from the people who just arrived from Tim's apartment.
"You all might want sit down cause this gonna be a doozy."
Well, this was fun to write. I've already made my stance on current DC media in many ways in Arkham Asylum: Lost Son, which I'd recommend you'd read cause I think it pretty good. Before anyone comes at me for having Bruce kill Joker I have made strong arguments that Bruce would have killed Joker in three separate scenarios from the various shows, comics, games and films. If you wish to knw about them, its in chapter 5 of Lost Son and if you still don't agree, well piss of cause I really don't fucking care because this is my writing and in the words of Homelander himself: 'I can do whatever the fuck I want.' Sorry for that little rant but their some people who should not be in the internet in any shape or form.Hope you all enjoy, appreciate constructive but will delete hate.Also, if any of you wish to make a sequel or write a smut one shot about Tim, Rose, Helena and Barbara from this story, you may so long as you credit the original work please. I'll read, leave kudos and comment on it if any of you decide to do so.