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Just an idea I got randomly, this takes place during Season 2, between 2x18 and 2x19 I'm thinking.

Thanks a lot to Brainstorm Sorcerer for help with this.

This is basically some torture porn starring Warren Mears, for my sick satisfaction. I'm psycho, I know.

Warren Mears was in the Bronze, looking around at various hot girls, most of whom were dancing with their boyfriends.

Then there was one blonde girl sitting with a red-haired woman and a dark-haired man. Warren knew the girl, her name was Buffy Summers, she was his junior, and he'd heard of her due to how much trouble she got in.

He walked to her and said. "Hey."

"Hi", Buffy said as she turned to him.

"I think I've seen you before", the red-haired one said to Warren.

"Well, same school, one year senior, Warren Mears", Warren introduced himself.

"Willow Rosenberg", Willow introduced herself.

"Xander Harris", the man did the same.

"Buffy Summers", Buffy introduced herself too.

"So, I see you're alone", Warren tried chatting her up. If he made her his girlfriend he wouldn't need to make that sex-bot he was thinking of making. "Wanna dance with me?"

"No, thank you, its just, not in the mood for stuff like that right now", Buffy told him gently. "Just, not in the mindset."

"I asked nicely", Warren told her.

"And I rejected nicely", Buffy pointed out.

"You don't reject me", Warren snarled.

"Excuse me?" Buffy asked, as Willow and Xander realized Warren was way over his head.

"I deserve a girl after being alone for so long, being a nerd and looked down upon", Warren snarled, and Buffy rolled her eyes, deciding to just walk off.

"Come on guys", she said as the two walked with her, but Warren now grabbed Buffy's hand.

"I didn't give you leave to go, bitch!" Warren roared at her, as now people noticed.

"Didn't need it", Buffy shrugged as she grabbed Warren's hand, twisting as Warren screamed in pain, letting go, and Buffy decked him on the face, sending him flying off and crashing to the ground on his ass, then she walked off with Willow and Xander.

The people there laughed at Warren, who picked himself up and straightening, walked out of the place, humiliated and fuming.

He walked off into a dark alley muttering. "That puny blonde cheerleader airhead, I'll show her!"

And then, unfortunately for Warren (but fortunately for Tara and Katrina 4 years from now), Angelus appeared and said. "Gotta be talking about Buffy."

Warren stopped and faced him. "How'd you know?"

Angelus said. "Uh, she and I... had this thing once. Biggest mistake of my life."

Warren agreed. "Yeah. My condolences, dude." He turned and walked off.

Angelus followed. "She's a real head-tripper."

Warren agreed. "Tell me about it. Girl acts like she's God's gift or something."

Angelus asked. "Who is she? The Chosen One?"

"Exactly", Warren agreed.

Angelus suggested. "You know, what she really needs is for someone to really knock her down off her notches."

Warren nodded. "Yeah, that'd be sweet. Anyone in mind?"

"Well, I do."

Warren turned to look at Angelus and saw that he had disappeared.

"Just so happens..."

Warren turned back quickly and saw Angelus standing there in front of him in his game face. "You're not who I have in mind, but I'm in fun mood."

Warren let out a scream of horror but Angelus knocked him out with a powerful punch, making him spit out some blood. "You too need to be knocked off your notches."

Warren woke up to the sound of a horn and saw Angelus in front of him, holding a horn, and Warren realized he was shirtless and suspended on what seemed like a cross. Not the Christianity cross, an actual big cross shape made from wood.

"Sorry", Angelus said sarcastically. "You were sleeping!"

Warren then saw a jug next to Angelus and begged. "Water!"

"Water, huh?" Angelus looked at the jug and lifted it up. "Sorry, wish I had some for you."

He then overturned the jug, spilling all the water on the ground as Warren watched with wide eyes.

Keeping the jug away, Angelus now paced around. "Let's play a game."

He was now close to Warren and asked. "What body part do you need the least?"

Warren sobbed pathetically as Angelus asked. "Not even one body part?"

"I need everything, please!" Warren begged with tears.

"Really? You told me everything! About how Buffy was mean to you!" Angelus mocked. "And how you can never get laid!" He then added. "Please is not a body part."

Warren was about to cry more as Angelus sneered at him. "I'll do a lot of stuff to Buffy, but you first."

Angelus held up his little finger, wiggling it. "You don't need your little finger for much, do you? No? Good!"

He walked to Warren's right, running his hand over the little finger of that hand, then said. "Or maybe you can guess some stuff. Like, who I am, why I brought you here. So, answer!"

Angelus walked back. "So, tell me who I am, and why I'm torturing you. You win the game if you get it all right, and I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger."

Warren asked. "If I win, you'll let me go?"

Angelus got into Warren's face. "If you think this has a happy ending", Angelus laughed crazily. "You haven't been paying attention."

He moved back as Warren again begged. "Please."

Angelus brandished a knife while taking Vamp face and threatened. "You say please again and you'll wish you hadn't."

Warren nodded fearfully as Angelus then asked. "So, where are we?"

"Sunnydale!" Warren said.

"Too vague", Angelus told him.

"Your basement!" Warren then said and Angelus laughed.

"Terrible guess", he stuck the knife in Warren's right little finger, drawing some blood as Warren screamed in pain.

Angelus pulled the knife out and asked. "So, where?"

"A cemetery place!" Warren said.

"You smell any dead around here?" Angelus taunted and started digging his knife again as Warren screamed.

"YOUR MANSION!" Warren squeezed out.

Angelus pulled his knife out and asked. "How did you know that? Did you regain consciousness for a few seconds when I brought you here?"

"No, just a guess!" Warren confessed.

Angelus laughed hysterically and said. "Good. Now, who am I?"

"Buffy's ex!" Warren said.

"Bullshit! I'm not!" Angelus told him, that was Angel, not him. "Buffy's ex is dead, choked out while saying her name, and he was gone, poof!" And he technically wasn't wrong about that.

"Now, who am I am and why am I torturing you?" Angelus asked.

"You are a psycho admirer of Buffy who had a fantasy of a relationship with her, but not an actual, so seeing me ask her out, which is more than you did, made you angry, that's why you're torturing me", Warren finally said as Angelus sat down, twirling his knife.

"Good", he smirked. "Very good."

Warren sighed in relief, when Angelus got up in a flash, terrifying Warren as Angelus walked to him with a sadistic grin. "But you should have asked me if I'm lying? And you didn't ask that."

He then walked to Warren and dug the knife into his skin again, making him scream in pain, then Angelus pulled out the knife and smirked. "Everything I told you was a lie." And then, he used his fingers to peel off the weakened skin from Warren's little finger, making him yell in pure agony.

"There is no reason for why I'm torturing you, other than you're pathetic and I enjoy it", Angelus smirked as he continued peeling off the skin.

"CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OFF!" Warren now yelled in agony.

Angelus stopped and smirked at Warren. "I win."

And then he dug the knife hard into Warren's little finger, finally cutting it off as Warren screamed in pure agony, and Angelus hovered it in front of him before throwing it off.

"Now, for fingernails", Angelus smirked as he started slowly ripping them off too, and Warren kept screaming in agony.

Later, as Warren's eyes opened, he saw a beautiful but creepy woman untying him. "Oh my poor brave lad. They hurt you so much. Beat you, questioned you, cut you."

She untied Warren and put him down as he groaned. "He….will…come…"

"There's no one else here, luv, just you and me", she whispered to him and climbed over him. "I heard you were well-endowed."

With that, she started straddling him sensually, smirking, and in spite of the creepiness, Warren felt aroused due to how hot she was, and she whispered to him. "Show me what you have."

The straddling and whispering gave Warren an erection when the horn blew again and the woman moved away while Warren cried as Angelus returned.

"I see you've met Drusilla, my greatest creation", Angelus said in a taunting tone.

"He thinks he is well-endowed, but I felt nothing", Drusilla whispered to Angelus. "There is nothing there. It is like if there was nothing. Nothing. Screaming, he screams, because there is nothing."

"Let's make it nothing then", Angelus smirked as he took out his knife, and Warren realized what was going to happen as his eyes widened and he started crawling back.

"NO! PLEASE! NO! PLEASE, PELASE! NOOO!" Warren screamed as Angelus walked to him, decking his abdomen hard as he was dazed, then Angelus undid his pants and boxers, and Warren tried to crawl back while screaming as Angelus swung his knife in a swift motion, and Warren lost consciousness.

Warren now woke up on the cross again, shirtless but having his pants and boxers on, and he saw Angelus was eating.

Angelus looked at him with a smirk as Warren saw something twisty and fleshy on his plate, and his eyes widened as he realized what it was on the plate.

Angelus smirked sadistically, before turning the plate to show what it actually was, humiliating Warren. "What? Noooo…. pork sausage." Angelus laughed at how he'd tricked Warren into thinking he was eating his chopped off dick. "You think I'm some sort of savage?"

Warren now sobbed, not feeling anything between his legs, as Angelus said. "You know, I've heard of phantom body parts."

He picked up the pork sausage and asked Warren. "So tell me, would you have a phantom cock?" Warren sobbed while looking fearfully at Angelus as he said. "Like, you think of naked girls, then feel an itch." Angelus smiled and shook the sausage.

He then stretched. "I shouldn't be making jokes, maybe I can do some more."

Angelus got back up with the knife and some salt, then in a flash, made a dozen cuts all over Warren's body before pouring salt on the wounds, and Warren screamed louder. "AAAAAAAARGGHHH! AAAAARGGHHHHH!"

Angelus smirked as Warren begged. "KILL ME! KILL ME!"

Angelus then used his knife to slowly flay Warren's chest, and his screaming got louder. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHH! AAAAAAHHAAAAAAHHHH! NOOOO! AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!"

"Okay, you are pathetic as hell, your screaming is so annoying, my ears are irritated", Angelus said, now finally done with this. "Wish granted."

So Angelus slowly dragged his knife across Warren's belly gut, and Warren screamed again. "AAAAARG-" He was cut off when he started choking on his own blood, as his intestines fell out of his body, and he coughed out more blood, the last thing before his eyes being Angelus' cruel smirk.

And with that, he finally died as Angelus laughed hysterically. "So pathetic! This bastard really thought he'd a chance with Buffy? Thanks for the laugh!"

When Angelus would become Angel again, he would feel a lot of guilt for this, but if he had seen what would have happened had Warren been allowed to live, he would have realized he managed to do something heroic as Angelus.

Done at last, now Angelus is our hero, unlike Theon, Warren deserved every bit of this.

Thanks a lot to Brainstorm Sorcerer for the help again.

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter.