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Hilarious one-shot idea where Miss Kitty saves the day (and her owner) with a crossbow, like usual.

Hope all enjoy.

Buffy and Xander stood in her garden, talking. Nearby, Miss Kitty was walking around, purring in the garden.

"I thought I hit bottom, but ... it hurt. That you didn't trust me enough to tell me about Spike", Xander said, paused, then said softly. "It hurt."

"I'm sorry. I should have told you", Buffy said.

Xander gave a small smile. "Maybe you would have, if I hadn't given you so many reasons to think I'd be an ass about it."

"Guess we've all done a lot of things lately we're not proud of", Buffy said.

Xander gave a slightly larger smile. "I think I've got you beat."

"Wanna compare?" Buffy asked.

"Not so much", Xander said as they smiled tentatively at each other. "I don't know what I'd do ... without you and Will."

Buffy was teary. "Let's not find out."

Xander nodded and they hugged.

"I love you. You know that, right?" Buffy asked.

Xander spotted something over Buffy's shoulder and his eyes widened in alarm. "Buffy!"

A very angry Warren was striding toward them, fast. He still wore the all-black outfit from the previous night. Buffy and Xander jumped up, turning to face him.

"You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that?" He laughed crazily. "Think again."

Unseen to them all, there was a loaded crossbow on the ground between where Warren stood from Buffy and Xander, and Miss Kitty had now found her way to it.

As Warren tried to take out his gun, a bolt shot out and hit Warren right in the dick.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!" Warren howled in agony as the shock from the bolt made him shoot his own foot. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!"

And then he fell to the ground, crying as he dropped his gun, and Miss Kitty walked to him, and scratched his face with her claws as he cried harder, and Buffy and Xander were too stunned to respond.

Willow and Tara ran out on hearing as Willow asked. "What happened."

"Your kitty…" Xander trailed off.

"Took down Warren", Buffy finished as she walked closer and kicked the gun away.

Warren was now crying on the ground as Buffy kicked him out and told Xander. "Call the police."

He nodded and went off as Tara picked up Miss Kitty, cooing at her. "You are the cutest and bravest little kitty in the world."

"Yeah, you saved the day, Miss Kitty", Willow agreed with a smile.

"And taught the creep a lesson", Buffy added as the three women continued fawning over Miss Kitty.

And Miss Kitty saves the day, HA!

Warren is brought low by the might cat, hell yeah!

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with another update.