So, this is an idea I got from one of the crack fics I've read and I am going to combine from Arrowverse and Smallville universes here, so I'm trading Kristen Kreuk's Lana Lang with Emmanuelle Chriqui's, who is Clark's childhood friend and teenage crush like in comics instead of the bitch we got in Smallville, alongside her daughters Sarah and Sophie and husband Kyle. Also, we get here Arrowverse Katie McGrath's Lena and Melissa Benoist's Kara and Jon Cryer's Lex (since we all know how 'amazing' would Alan from Two and Half Men be in this situation) but we get Smallville's Welling's and Durance's Clark and Lois.

Disclaimer: I do not own Smallville or Arrowverse.

Clark's and Lois's twin sons Jonathan 'Jon' and Jordan Kents, who were named after Clark's Earth and Kryptonian fathers, were at the outskirts of Smallville, sitting down on the ground with two girls, who were daughters of Clark's childhood friend Lana Lang-Cushing, Sarah and Sophie.

"Everything OK with you?" Jon asked, when he and Jordan turned to Sarah and Sophie.

"Dad's pissed and drunk." Sarah explained.

"It's been going on like this for a few weeks since Lex Luthor bought off the steel factory and modernized it, putting him out of job, he's been lying on the couch and drinking while watching football since then. We have no idea what to do with him." Sophie said.

"Maybe you could invite your parents to our farm for dinner tomorrow." Jordan offered.

The following evening, Kent Farm

Clark and Lois were preparing the table for dinner, when Clark's cousin Kara Danvers and her adoptive sister Alex Danvers and best friend Lena Luthor, Lex's adopted sister, who had no good relation with him outside of the name, entered, with Lana and her husband Kyle, who had cleaned himself up to look decent for the dinner.

"Are we late?" Kara asked.

"You're a bit soon." Clark said.

"Have you seen the boys?" Lois asked.

"The girls said they'd go ahead, they aren't here?" Lana inquired as they sat down, when suddenly, all their phones went off with a news alert.

"What's this?" Alex asked, when they saw the alert and the live feed went on and their eyes widened.

"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Jon Kent! This is my brother Jordan!" Jon said.

"And we're Sarah and Sophie Cushings!" Sarah said as Clark, Lois, Kara, Lena, Alex and Lana stared in shock, while Kyle smirked, intrigued, when they all realized they were in front of Luthor Mansion where was parked in a row a couple of expensive sports cars and limos.

"Uh-oh." Lois said, realizing what was going to happen next as Clark and Lois had their eyes narrowed, Lana looked mortified and Kara, Alex, Lena and Kyle had amused reactions.

"Well, looks like dear old Lexie had parked their expensive cars in a row in a good stack. But what happens, when we drop a 10,000 pound heavy wrecking ball on them?" Jon said as Jordan turned to the girls.

"So, would you like to do the honors?" Jordan asked.

"You bet!" Sophie said as Sarah hit the button.

"No!" Lana cried out as the adults, save for Kyle, who looked intrigued, looked in horror as the wrecking ball swung like a pendulum, smashing the sports cars and limos and flipping them over as the sound of glass shattering and metal thudding went off.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"

"Uh-oh." Lena said, recognizing the voice as the kids were running off.

The screen then zoomed in on a bald man with a beard wearing a suit went out from the mansion, face red with relentless rage and the phrase 'if looks could kill' came to mind as the kids ran off, with the camera zoomed in on Lex, who stared in shock as his newly wrecked cars. "My cars… my cars…" He seethed, fuming before he screamed at the top of his lungs and jumping, while in the background there was hysterical teenage laughter, snicker and giggle.

"I WILL MAKE THE FOUR OF THEM RUE THIS DAY FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE! I HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU LITTLE BRATS?! NO ONE CROSSES ME AND WALKS AWAY WITH IT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES! NO ONE!" Lex yelled angrily as his rant echoed throughout the whole Smallville and beyond.

The Arrow Lair, Star City

Felicity almost fell off her seat, blushing from how hard she was laughing, while Oliver and Sara smirked and shook their heads with amused expressions.

"Reminds me of when Tommy and I were messing with our dads too." Oliver said.

"I'm not sure I wanna have kids after this." Sara said.

S.T.A.R. Labs, Central City

"They are so dead." Cisco said, amused.

"I know I should be disappointed at how Kent is raising his kids but this is amusing." Joe said as he, Caitlin, Ralph and Allegra shared amused smiles, while Harry shook his head and Jesse and Iris giggled.

"I'm gonna go with Wally to get pictures and more videos of Lex yelling." Barry said as he and Wally sped off with cameras.

"And I'm gonna go post it on The Central City Citizen later." Iris said, already approaching her laptop and writing an article.

Kent Farm, Smallville

A laughter echoed as Jon, Jordan, Sarah and Sophie entered, seeming amused before noticing the mixed reactions of the adults. Clark had an amused look in his eyes but his mouth was open in a mix of shock and disbelief, Lana and Lois just glared at them in disappointment, Kara, Alex and Lena smirked in amusement and Kyle looked like if he was about to hug the kids.

"Uh… is it time for dessert?" Sarah asked nervously.

Not sure if it was funny as I had hoped but hope you got a good laugh out of this.

So, what do you guys think?

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

With regards

Bl4ckHunter