Disclaimer: I do not own Fast & Furious or anything else you may recognize
This is a crack idea I got from comments on a YouTube video, and there are no spoilers for the 9th film at all, so you can read this without having seen it.
The Brian in this story is Dom's son Brian, not Brian O'Conner.
Hope all enjoy.
It was story time in kindergarten, and all the kids were telling their own stories, the teacher having a smile on her face due to how cutely they talked.
Plus, story time built up confidence in them, so they could speak more, and interact more with each other as well.
"Brian, your turn now", the teacher said as Brian Marcos stepped forward, sitting in the middle of the rest.
He had so many interesting stories to tell everyone. And he started with this one.
"When I was still a baby, a terrorist captured me and a British assassin saved me"
Everyone gasped in horror and shock as the teacher said. "Brian, not like this."
"But this is a real story, Miss", Brian told her. "Two British assassins. They were brothers. And they were bad people before saving me."
The teacher was about to tell Brian to stop when he said. "One of them fought my daddy once on the street. My daddy was from streets, and streets always win."
The other children all clapped at the story as Brian continued. "And my dada used a torque wrench to kill his enemies."
Now the teacher looked horrified as the children only looked more intrigued, and Brian added. "...and my family is the best race car drivers in the world."
The children all clapped for Brian once more as the teacher started. "We're going to go to the Principal's of-
"One time my mommy said she was attacked by a drone, but my dad's friend who's a DSS agent saved her by driving an ambulance off a bridge on top of it", Brian told the others as they clapped in joy and intrigue again, enjoying the stories, which they thought were just stories.
"And he also punched a torpedo away once", Brian added, the laughter and applause increasing. "Before that, my father jumped through three buildings with a bullet proof car. And my father was a street racer and robbed a bank in Brazil."
"Okay, that's it", the teacher said, deciding to call his father.
Later
Dominic Toretto arrived at the school, his son standing next to the teacher and asked. "What's the problem, ma'am?"
"Your son is telling ridiculous and not very kid-friendly stories about you and your family being race-car drivers, robbing a bank in Brazil, and some assassins and all that", the teacher said, shaking her head. "Keep him away from action movies."
Dom grasped his son by the shoulder with a chuckle and shrugged. "The street always wins."
The teacher was confused now and asked. "What does that mean?"
"You got to be a street fighter to get it", Dom told her before he and young Brian walked off, leaving the teacher flabbergasted as she wondered if the stories were true.
"Now, now, young man, don't go telling these things to children, because teachers can't handle it", Dom said as he and Brian chuckled, walking off.
Never wrote anything about F&F before so sorry if Dom sounded OOC.
And this was pure crack, so treat it that way.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update. Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!