Got this from a scene from Season 5 of Lucifer.

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Thanos attempted to take the Gauntlet as Tony tackled him but Thanos knocked him away. Thanos dodged as Thor attacked with his axe and hammer. Thanos grabbed Thor's axe as he used his hammer to force the axe onto Thanos's neck, while Steve jumped at Thanos from behind, attempting to jam the axe and cut Thanos's head off. Thanos knocked the axe away and freed himself from Steve's and headbutted Thor, knocking them all down.

Thanos put the Gauntlet on before Carol landed in front of him, pummeling him but Thanos grabbed her arm and threw her away before putting on the Iron Gauntlet. Thanos struggled to use it, since it was not magical gauntlet like the Infinity Gauntlet as Thanos yelled but Carol grabbed it, attempting to yank it out. Thanos attempted to knock her away but Carol was unfazed as Carol attempted to punch him. Thanos removed the Power Stone from its slot before using it to power his punch, knocking Carol away. He then put the Power Stone back into its slot as the energy from all Stones surged through him.

"I am… inevitable." Thanos declared, saying the same words his future self said, before Thor executed him. He was about to snap his fingers, when suddenly…

"Da-da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, you can't touch this. Da-da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, you can't touch this."

Everyone stopped and stared in disbelief at Peter Quill singing and jumping with ridiculous moves, looking at him as if he was crazy, when Gamora turned to Nebula, with her look asking, 'Seriously? Me and this guy?', while Nebula just shrugged.

"Come on, guys, join up!" Quill said, turning to Rocket, who realized what was he about to do as he started shaking and humming to the music.

"My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say 'Oh, my Lord'
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"

The Avengers and the Black Order all shared puzzled looks, while Quill continued rapping and then Drax shrugged, thinking, 'What the hell, let's do it?' before Drax started.

"It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch this!

Da-da-da-da! Da-da, da-da!" Drax sang sidestepping left and right with Quill and Groot and Mantis.

Gamora turned to Nebula with a disbelieved look. "Seriously, me and him? I'd rather prefer the tree."

"Just wait." Nebula chuckled, remembering the confrontation with Ronan.

"What are you doing?" Thanos growled as he turned to Quill, who continued dancing as Thanos raised his voice into an angry shout as he raised his hand with the Gauntlet as the Stones glowed, with Thanos about to obliterate the Guardians. "I said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"We're distracting you, you big purple turd!" Quill said and Thanos's eyes widened before Thor jumped in and cut Thanos's arm with the Gauntlet before cutting Thanos's head off as it rolled down the ground, while the body toppled. Thor then picked the Gauntlet flew into the sky and snapped his fingers as Thanos's army turned into dust and then Thor landed, half of his body burned but otherwise he was alright as everyone stared in disbelief with incredulous looks at the Guardians of the Galaxy. It was unbelievable that a dance-off would save the universe.

"So, was this like 'Footloose' and Kevin Bacon? The dance-off saving the universe?" Mantis asked.

"Uh, not exactly." Quill shrugged.

"You know what, Cap?" Sam said, turning to Steve. "I think they're…"

"…a bunch of a-holes." Steve, Sam, Bucky and Tony said in unison, all heroes staring incredulously at the scene.

Tony, Steve, Peter and T'Challa then rolled their eyes, shook their heads and face-palmed before Tony turned to Strange with an incredulous look. "Is this what you saw?"

Strange shrugged. "Never said it was not gonna be ridiculous."

Probably not as funny as I had intended but hope you got a good laugh. Quill and the Guardians will never stop being a bunch of a-holes, *snickers*

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Bl4ckHunter