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This, my friends, is the penultimate chapter.
Next chapter, we'll get a punishment so just that even Stannis Baratheon will get hard from the amount of justice here, LOL!
Chapter 5- The worst victims Part 1
"Now we shall call Princess Diana of Themyscira to the stand", Matt said as Diana Prince got up from her seat and walked to the prosecutor stand, sitting down on it to share her own terrible experiences with everyone on here. "What would you like to share with us about your experiences, Princess Diana?"
"Under Mr. Whedon, it was quite terrible", Diana spoke to them, her accent clear for all to hear. "He presents himself as a feminist icon, and having created characters like Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenberg, Cordelia Chase, Faith Lehane, Tara Maclay, and various others, he has evidence to back that lie up, but truth is, he is not a feminist. He is a great creator, or formerly great creator, who created some amazing female and male characters both, but used the iconic status of his female ones to start identifying as a feminist, and use that as an excuse to treat women badly."
Matt nodded, listening as Whedon fumed. "He tried to oversexualize me quite a bit in the movie. There were a good number of what they call 'ass shots', just so they could show off my sex appeal. They just were not required, considering my actress looks amazing and sexy enough in the costume. There was also a stupid scene where Barry Allen fell into my breasts, like, how did he even think of that? Not the first time he has done it either, considering he did it with Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner in the second Avengers movie."
Everyone agreed as Diana continued. "Now these things happen in some of those weirder Japanese cartoons titled 'anime' as well, but there it is all animated, having real actors do that is pretty disrespectful. He also wanted my actress do a sexual scene for whatever reason, but she was brave and did not back down, refusing to bow to his whims."
Smirks and nods of approval broke out at that as Diana finished her statement. "And it has come to light that Mr. Whedon had his own script for a Wonder Woman film, but that involved men being horrible to me, while I would be subservient and take it. Can you believe how stupid that is? That is my full statement."
Matt nodded, disgusted by Whedon, just like everyone else as he said. "No more questions, All-father."
Odin snarled at Whedon. "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"Wonder Woman was created to fulfill sex fantasies! She used to be tied up a lot, and even had an island where she kept female villains prisoners to sexually break!" Whedon snapped and there was loud booing again before Odin slammed Mjolnir as the place shook.
"Silence!" He sneered before telling Diana. "You may sit down once more, Princess Diana of Themyscira."
Diana nodded and walked back as Matt shrugged to Whedon. "This is 2021, Mr. Whedon, not the 40s we live in."
Whedon looked away in shame as Matt said. "Now we shall call Natasha Romanoff to the stand."
Natasha shared a kiss with Bucky, a hug with Steve, and a look with Clint before she got up, walking to the stand and sitting on prosecutor side of the stand as she prepared to share some stuff.
"So Miss Romanoff, what would you like to highlight about your time under Mr. Whedon?" Matt asked Natasha.
"The second movie, obviously, where he treated my character very disrespectfully", Natasha said, clearly pissed off for good reason. "Basically, I was forcefully shoehorned into a romance with Bruce Banner even though we had no interactions of the romantic kind in the previous film, and there was no build-up, nothing, the pairing doesn't even exist anywhere else so there is no justification for it. Plus, I and Steve had a really good dynamic in 'The Winter Soldier', it turned almost every single watcher into a Romanogers shipper, the pairing was really popular, and still is, but nothing came of it because of Mr. Whedon's stupidity. And there is also Bucky, we have a history in the comics, and our relationship has a huge fanbase among comic book readers, plus mine and Bucky's actors support it too. In the MCU, our backstory is similar, so a relationship could easily be made on here as well. Basically, they could have done me and Bucky, or me and Steve, two amazing pairings that do make sense, but they went with me and Bruce which just came out of nowhere. And I was turned into a damsel in distress as well for Bruce to save, which is stupid, I don't mind needing help, but turning me into a damsel is stupid. Basically, Mr. Whedon had little interesting to do with me as a character, so he decided to put me in a romance with one of the guys, and for whatever reason, picked Bruce. Maybe because Mr. Whedon is considered a nerd and Bruce is one too, so he was fulfilling his fantasies by pairing us, instead of pairing me with Steve or keeping me single so that I could be paired with Bucky in the future. The relationship is so horrible that it was even mocked in Thor: Ragnarok. Plus, Diana has already said it regarding the breasts thing, Mr. Whedon had Barry fall on her breasts, and Bruce fall on mine, for something that passes off as funny in only his head. And that is all."
Matt nodded and said. "No more questions, All-father."
"What do you have to say?" Odin snarled at Whedon again.
"I wanted to do an unlikely romance!" Joss snapped and all groaned again, really annoyed by the bastard and his stupidity.
"You may sit down, Miss Romanoff", Odin said as Natasha got up and went back to her place. "Call your next witness."
"Now we call Barry Allen to the stand", Matt said as Barry got up and sped to the stand, eating a burrito.
"Sorry, I know this is considered rude, but speedsters, ya know? We need to consume more", Barry said.
"Sure", Odin said, understanding Barry's reasons as Barry finished it.
"Now, what would you like to tell us about your time under Mr. Whedon?" Matt asked.
"Oh it was really, really horrible", Barry rambled. "I mean, I was so cringeworthy in the 2017 Justice League film. Basically, MCU had just revealed their version of Spider-Man recently. Nowadays, he sucks due to becoming Iron Man Jr. but at that point, he was the new big thing, everyone loved him, he was popular, and so Mr. Whedon decided to make me like MCU Peter Parker, only I ended up being cringeworthy, because while Parker's millennial jokes can get annoying, it took them a good while to get annoying, while I was stupid and annoying from the start."
Everyone listened, with some making notes as Barry continued. "And in the final battle, there was this bit where I tried to save a random family, but that was it, and Superman saved people better than me. There was this race scene that was added but back to the point, I was basically useless in most of the film other than when I revived Superman who basically defeated the point of the team. Then, you look at Snyder's version, which gives me a lot more to do, fleshes out my backstory better, and I'm not cringeworthy in it. And the big one- at the end of the film, Darkseid has almost won, and so I break the one rule and run at light speed to turn back time and make sure we win, it is an epic and emotional moment, with my message to my dad, and the amazing soundtrack 'At the Speed of Force' by Junkie XL. I was instrumental in saving the day in Mr. Snyder's version, while in Mr. Whedon's version I was just a useless idiot. You see how much mistreatment that was?"
"You have anything to say in your defense?" Odin asked Whedon, more out of basic formality than anything.
"I can't write speedsters!" Joss said and all sighed again.
"You may sit down, Mr. Allen", Odin said as Barry sped off to his seat and sat down. "Call the next witness, Mr. Murdock."
Next chapter is the last one, with the 4 remaining biggest victims of Whedon- Cyborg, Connor, Tara and Cordelia (the biggest one), and then the sentence, which like I said, would make Stannis Baratheon hard due to the amount of justice in it.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter. Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!
