Like oil and water, they did not get along. She is everything he wants to be and she cannot believe someone like him is nipping at her heels. But, deep down, both know that they are more alike each other than they ever want to admit. Fem!Sasuke.

Kakashi had a single red-and-black eye for more than half his life. Now, he has two.

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

After the 4th Shinobi World War, when Naruto is hit by an enemy Jutsu, he wakes up as a genin. But everything is different. Sakura is a loudspeaker that attacks him for any little inconvenience, Sasuke is draining the color from the world and has an army of fangirls and nothing makes sense. Meanwhile, everyone tries to wake him up from his genjutsu sleep.

There are times where all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within to conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei

Naruto Uzumaki, an orphan outcast, realized everyone hated him from a very early age. However, instead of trying to get their approval, Naruto views it as an opportunity. He could be as big a jerk as he wanted to with no consequences whatsoever...

Izuku is a genre-savvy anime protagonist who uses this to his advantage. Except sometimes he's WRONG genre-savvy—such as his total certainty that All Might is secretly his father.

Whenever his son decides to ask a question, Minato has answers. Unfortunately, this answer backfires, he loses sleep, and his wife tries to kill him. (This is crack by the way...)

Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can't be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta.

It was impossible to say who was more surprised. Itachi, because Sasuke had just yelled at him for attempting to hurt his little brother, or Sasuke, who had just claimed Naruto as family in front of his older brother. - In which Sasuke insists that Naruto is an Uchiha, Naruto does not mind getting an older brother and Kisame would love to see the family tree.

Naruto gets the idea to use music in tandem with his talk no jutsu.

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was a shinobi far stronger than many of his peers, he was the Third Hokage after all. However, he is also in his 60's. Some may say with age comes wisdom, but this is not the case with Hiruzen. Hiruzen made a bad decision a few years back which resulted in him smoking pot. (A series of one-shots about Konoha ninja on weed)

Due to financial problems, the Akatsuki need to lead a cafe in Konoha. They meet new and old friends and family members. Shall the world know pain? (Crack, Fluff, Comedy)

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I am going to save my kidnapped brother." - In which Team Seven strives to reunite Sasuke with his allegedly kidnapped brother, Kakashi has to deal with delusional genin and Pain needs a bottle of aspirin. - Featuring: Love letters, grave robbing, puppets, S-class criminals and a thesaurus. - Yes, that works.

Waking up as Enji Todoroki would be inconvenient at the best of times. Now, I must struggle to adapt to being one of the top heroes in Japan while trying to fix my new home life and try to ensure a better future. I'm going to need a lot of help. Endeavour Self-Insert 1st P.O.V. If you can't access the latest chapter try Ao3

Kurama wakes up in his cage to meet another nine-tailed demon fox? He's definitely not amused. One-shot!

Investigating a mysterious mission payment leads Naruto to discover that Sakura has done more to protect him than he was aware of.

Okay, so the first night is absolutely Ino's mistake, though he can admit the second night is his. C'mon, gorgeous face, toned legs, hard body, so eager, and not to mention her other assets...Yeah, Naruto loves Sakura, but how on Earth is he supposed to say no to Ino Yamanaka? NarutoxIno. Graphic Lemons.

Former Vigilante Izuku Midoriya is turned (forced) into becoming a Support Department Teacher at U.A. For Two Year's it's been a peaceful, stable job that Izuku loved. Then she showed up and everything went sideways. Now he has a new teacher he needs to mentor, and while she might be a beauty, she's more than a little bit odd.

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

and all she wants is to be a domestic house wife.

Izuku Midoriya is 10, not 14, when All Might presents him with the opportunity to become his successor. With the extra years to learn and train, will he be better prepared for the tide of villains in his future? Timeline AU.

Izuku Midoriya is born with excessive talent and great power, but can he pass Aizawa's quirk assessment test? One-shot, Parody

Moe Kamiji (Burnin) takes the role of Moe Bakugo, Katsuki Bakugo's older sister by about two-three years. She's rather fond of Izuku and Izuku likewise has a gigantic crush on her. How will this play out? Will Izuku confess? Will Katsuki explode when he finds out Deku gives his sister her daily dose of Vitamin D? Will Izuku learn that Thick Thighs do indeed save lives?

The touch of a Goddess can drive any man to the brink of insanity. When you understand someone down to their very core how could you not fall in love with them? Kaguya/Naruto OneShot

All for One takes over Japan, and Izuku has to deal with the results.

Izuku's quirk is a mutation unlike anything his parents have. Still, everybody keeps telling him to become a detective or a police officer – after all, how can you be a hero without a combat ability? But Izuku knows exactly what he wants to be... even if his quirk only allows him to hear the truth.

In their last year class 3-A gets a new art history teacher. Emi Fukukado. Unfortunately. this twenty two year old green haired beauty just so happens to be the the girl Izuku entered a relationship with over the summer. What the fuck are they supposed to do? IzuEmi

Izuku develops an inconvenient quirk. Hisashi Midoriya is not prepared.

Christmas Cake: Once a woman is 25 , no matter how attractive she is, in japan no man will want to marry her. Yui never once thought much of the title, but Izuku intends to have her as his Christmas cake.

One minute into a millennium. The cold Goddess would have to relinquish her grip one day. It was nothing more than a dream, but it was the reality. It was in this desolate place that he would fall for the goddess

(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.

Relationships in Anbu were forbidden. But Itachi felt something for her partner fox that was a bit more than companionship. Now out of Anbu her little sister brings home a blond man called Naruto, that sounds dangerously like her Fox. Naruto, fem Itachi, fem Sasuke

Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

By some Miracle, she survives, burdened by the Sanbi she can no longer be a medical ninja and her life has gotten a lot more complicated. Thankfully she has some new friends in Jiraiya and Naruto to help her find her way in this world. Timetravel Rin x Naruto

Rick gets tired of Morty's love of the Vindicators and decides to show him some real power. However, they have an unexpected encounter with an unusual boy with green hair.

It would take time, he realized. But he had time and even more motive. This bloody and horrifying system could not continue. One-Shot.

When she first found him, cold, drowning, and catatonic, Karin never thought that she would one day fall in love with this blond idiot. Naruto x Karin, Narukari, fluff.

(Spider-Man Crossover) While being created, part of the Noumu formula is used on a spider and "kills" it. Unfortunately, Izuku is on the wrong end of its fangs at the worst of times. With an extra "Quirk" at his disposal, follow Izuku Midoriya at UA High School trying to deal with villains, vigilante work, girls and... his own powers? (OP Izuku, Izuku X Harem)(DISCONTINUED)

Naruto gets a part time job at the Yamanaka flower shop, much to Ino's annoyance, however will working with her fellow blond open up new paths in life? Naruino, fluffy, awkward, crushes, and all the fun stuff of working in a flower shop!

The Heroics Department has moved into the Yuuei dorm rooms, and Principal Nedzu realizes that some rules should probably be put in place – for the teachers, the students, and anyone else who happens to get involved.

An Uchiha born in the early years of the village? A simple thing right? But what if it was our knuckle headed hero from a timeline quite a few years in the future. Watch as Naruto shakes up the timeline by being born into a time he wasn't in the manga and shakes up the very foundations of canon as we know it, all the while finding love with a certain slug princess of said timeline!

During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku

Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together?

Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.

Mikoto finds an eight year old Naruto hung from a tree by a rope, she saves him and finds out he tried committing suicide, and not just that time, but dozens of times and something triggers in her, making her obsessed with the blond boy.

Learning from his past mistakes, Kurama takes the intiative with Naruto and formulates a plan to be rid of his newest vessel. He will create a human form and have the boy fall in love with her, so he desires her and her freedom. Naturally, once free, he plans to eat the foolish monkey. But things don't always go as planned.

It was funny how they were able to confidently subdue multiple villains in one day, yet, a baby managed to tire them out. Turned out parenting was harder than it seemed. IzuOcha, where Izuku and Ochaco try to balance hero work and parenting. They constantly switch from being Uravity and Deku, to mommy and daddy. It was hard work, but they were glad their friends were there to help.

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

It's Midoriya's birthday and the class decide to do a little party planning

Every Father both fears and looks forward to the day his daughter begins to date. They fear the loss of their little girl. But they look forward to tormenting what ever poor soul is trying to take their daughter away from them. Unfortunately for Minato. His daughter is Naruto.

And he one time he meant it - "Hey dad, can you help me with this question?"

The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!

Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.

Tayuya's freedom rests on her ability to play the flute and keep the Kyuubi calm. If only the blond idiot that was it's jailor wasn't such an idiot things would go so much smoother. Naruto x Tayuya, Fluffy, Rated M for Tayuya.

After reading a manga, Naruto returns to the academy claiming that he has a demon sealed inside of him in an attempt to look cool. However, he didn't expect everyone to go along with it... Fem Sasuke Tsundere. (Discontinued because I can't wirte Femsasuke)

When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?

Sakura was in utter bliss as she leaned into kiss Sasuke. They had only been teammates for an hour and suddenly she was kissing him! Her heart was soaring. Only to open her eyes to see the smiling face of Naruto Uzumaki. She fell hard for one of Naruto's stupid pranks. He made fun of her forehead in the worse possible way. One-shot. Fluff-sandwich.

Sakura Hyuuga is the younger sister of Neji. While constantly living in the shadow of her brother, and the main branch of the Hyuuga family Sakura get's petty revenge on Hinata the only way she can. Dating the boy that Hinata has a crush on. She just didn't expect to actually fall in love with him either. [One-shot until updated]

Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.

It was her execution day. But they should have known. Nothing was going to get in the way of her Naruto. Nothing was going to get in the way of her dream. Even if Sakura and her unborn child were the price to pay. (a yandere Hinata oneshot)

There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.

After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

A re-post! Culled for offensive language in summary! Much like a prison train, Uchiha Itachi meets ignoble fates, again and again.

"Wait, isn't your brother going to be mad about this?" "…Isn't your Hokage?" "…Fuck it."

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

The worst thing Sasuke has ever done.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II

Naruto is a very forgiving person, this is true, but even the most forgiving people have their limits. SPOILERS. NO PAIRINGS

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.