Licensed
(Chiba x Hayami)
Disclaimer: I don't, and never will I, own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu/Assassination Classroom.
Surprisingly, it was the Chiba patriarch who was the most pleasant right then.
Hiyori had rolled up her tracksuit's sleeves and kept on flexing her muscles.
Chie was sitting with her shoulders squared, a leg haughtily crossed and her elegant fingers tapping on her knee. While smiling at the slightly trembling person across her, she was still exuding that dangerous aura that even their parents are scared of.
Their usually graceful mother was fretting, serving drinks for their guest then rushing back to the kitchen for snacks.
It really was safer to stay looking at the father.
Ryuunosuke was really neutral, but then again just him sitting still with his covered face is already unnerving.
The blonde seated on the armchair across the huge sectional sofa tried once more to look for another friendly face, finally settling on the peach-haired woman. Her expression was blessedly neutral, though she was not smiling, she wasn't exuding killing intent either, and for poor Haru, that was already a relief. Maybe he can start with her.
The blond man took a deep breath then opened his mouth. "Good evening, I'm Haru and I would like to formally greet you as Kiyomi's boyfriend!" The bubbly youngest Chiba beamed at him. He smiled back then faced the family again. "I would like to assure you that my intentions are—"
"Did you know that Ryuunosuke is a licensed sniper?" Rinka, seated at the end of sectional next to Ryuunosuke, piped. "He's particularly good at long distance, he even has a national record on it."
"Rinka-nee-chan! Don't scare him!" Kiyomi quickly spoke up. "Don't worry, Haru-kun, Ryuu-nii-chan might look like that but he's really nice, he's not scary at all."
Before Ryuu could even speak to somehow defend his "scariness", though he does admit he's not too keen on taking out his firearms on civilians, his wife spoke up again.
"Yeah, you don't have to worry about my husband. He won't even have to take out his rifles because I'm pretty good at short distance and quicker to take out my pistols. You know what I'm saying, right?" Rinka smirked and leaned back, lightly patting her upper thigh over her skirt suggestively.
Poor Haru, first ever boyfriend of now 24 year old Kiyomi (and he always wondered why, for Kiyomi was pretty and bubbly and really kind), just gulped. Now he knew why.
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A/N: Hello! Wow, once again, it's been a long time since I last wrote anything. This came out at a whim and I just directly wrote it here just so it won't escape me anymore. Just a tidbit: I imagined the Chiba house would have a huge L-sectional sofa, with 2 armchairs at the other end to make it U-shaped. Kiyomi and her boyfriend would be on the interrogation armchairs. Mom, Dad, and Hiyori would be beside them on the sectional. Chie, the real boss of the family, is directly across them on the sectional, with Ryuu then Rinka on her right. It will be a face off: Chie and Rinka, the most intimidating members (with Ryuu as buffer between them), vs whoever guy has the guts to date the baby of the family