"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
Jadeite had appeared as a hologram, as he stood before Beryl to tell her his plan.
"What's that?" asked Beryl. "There seems to be some background noise. Where are you casting this hologram from?"
That's when there was the unmistakable sound of gunshots, and several screams.
Jadeite's hologram flickered. "Uh… never mind that," said Jadeite. "So my new source of energy-"
"No," said Beryl. "What's going on over there?! Is that a jamboree I hear?"
"Well," said Jadeite. "Not really a jamboree. More of a ruckus."
That's when suddenly a hologram of a man sprinted up, and tackled Jadeite from behind, taking him to the floor.
"OOOOWRRUU!" yelled Jadeite, hitting the ground with a thud.
The man threw punch after punch at Jadeite's exposed face.
"Oof! Oof! Oof!" yelled Jadeite.
Beryl narrowed her eyes at the spectacle in the middle of her throne room.
"Gotta go!" yelled Jadeite, facing Beryl as he got slugged. "I'll call you back!"
The hologram vanished.
Beryl and the mob of Youmas were confused.
Meanwhile, in the middle of a Walmart, Jadeite kicked his legs up into the man's stomach who was on top of him, sending him flying through the ceiling.
Jadeite got to his feet, and wiped his brow. "I hope Beryl didn't take that call too poorly."
Two SWAT men ran up shields first like some kind of battering ram, but Jadeite threw a dropkick, piercing their defenses, and sending them tumbling backwards.
He grabbed each man's head in each hand, and slammed them together, then disposed of them.
Five extendable Tasers flew his way like torpedoes, but Jadeite kited them all with a mighty leap.
He stood atop an aisle and shot lightning out of his palms, but all 20 men put up their shields, and there was only one casualty of a man who got hit by a ricocheting Taser.
After blocking the lightning, the men lowered their shields, and bodyslammed into the aisle like a wrecking ball, knocking it over.
Jadeite did a wild leap, landing on his feet, but four men came in from all angles and took Jadeite to the ground.
"AIYEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Jadeite.
"How's Jadeite holding up?" asked Zoisite, who was backed into the corner shooting petals to hold off some feisty SWAT team members.
"Not good," said Kunzite, catching his boomerang which had just severed 12 heads. "I heard a pained AIYEEEEEEEE coming from the west corridor. KUUU!" yelled Kunzite, shooting a wild wave of energy and sweeping several men off their feet and straight to the great beyond.
However, 50 men took each person's place, and it became so cramped that many of them died from the pressure.
Kunzite was getting boxed in like he was in a car that drove into the ocean, so he quickly put himself in a bubble and expanded it, sending them all flying with it.
He lowered his bubble, but turned around to see a man flying nightstick first.
"Shoot!" said Kunzite. He got ready to take the hit, as he didn't have enough time to dodge, but Nephrite flew in with a kick, tossing the man.
Kunzite went to thank him, but remembered his pride. "I didn't need your help."
Nephrite scoffed. "I wasn't helping you. I just saw a vulnerable opponent, as he had a one-track bloodlust directed only at you. Consider yourself lucky that this coincidence led you to not take a nightstick to the forehead."
"I hate you," said Kunzite.
"Back at ya," said Nephrite, as they stood back to back despite their differences.
A rogue SWATTy came charging with his fists for some reason, but Nephrite dodged it, and then grabbed the man's arm, throwing him over his shoulder.
Kunzite threw a kick, tossing the airborne man straight to heck as though he had a VIP pass to go there.
Egged on by the last attempt, another came charging right for Kunzite with both his arms, like some kind of zombie if zombies weren't very sluggish.
The man threw a tricky right hook, but Kunzite ducked under it, and threw a punch right into the man's stomach.
He shot an explosive wave out of his fist, sending the man flying in the air.
He was dead before he hit the ground.
Nephrite and Kunzite were quickly surrounded by no less than 1,000 SWAT team members, and they were charging one at a time like some kind of crazed game of Red Rover, as if too many charged at once the battle would be over too quickly.
"Hmm," said Nephrite. "Their plan seems to be to slowly tire down our endurance, as they're prolonging the fight by sending one at at time."
"No matter," siad Kunzite. "I could go forever."
One man ran up and threw a dropkick, but Kunzite sidestepped, and grabbed the man by the legs.
He swung him around and threw him into five other SWATees like bowling pins.
But during that split second interval, a feisty one closed the gap, and socked Kunzite across the chops.
Kunzite killed the man quickly by taking his head off.
But five more charged in his place, as though the man had reproduced by budding and left his genetic clones to fight on his behalf.
Kunzite charged energy in his palm, and pitched it all of them at once like a wild baseball.
The crowd of 100 SWAT team members ducked, and it zipped over their heads. But it hit the ground behind them, exploding, sending about 25 men flying in the air, just like the time Kunzite attacked the cats.
Nephrite fired a scatter shot that sniped down all 25, like a man participating in rifle practice.
"Watch out for that one!" yelled one of the SWAT members. "Switch back to attack plan F34!"
"F34?!" screamed a man. "You don't mean…!"
"It's the only way!" yelled the other man.
With that, 20 threw their bodies at Kunzite, but that was simply foolish as Kunzite vanished, causing them all to die from the recoil.
The director of the SWAT team, who was hiding amidst the 24-packs of toilet paper, took out his walkie-talkie.
"The one with the white hair," he said. "He has the ability to throw small energy balls that explode like dynamite! The energy ball is so condensed that when it hits a surface it causes great devastation. Don't even try to block it with your shields. If this happens and you know you're finished anyway, at least try throwing your bodies!"
"I found you!" yelled Kenji, and everyone could hear it on their walkie-talkies.
Kenji threw a leaping kick, shattering the fortress of toilet paper rolls.
The director of the SWAT team was angry, and got in his battle stance.
"Come at me, big boi!" said Kenji.
Kenji got in a battle stance like an ancient Kung Fu artist, and motioned for him to come.
The man shot his Taser right into Kenji's chest.
"EIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUYUUUUYAAAAAUEEEEIIIUUUUOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!" howled Kenji as he was taken to the ground.
"Easy," said the director.
But Kenji wasn't finished.
He smiled, and then pulled the Taser that was attached to him with all his might.
It was so shocking the director was thrown to the floor, and during this split second, Kenji physically pried the Taser off of himself and placed it on the man, like someone using the Jaws of Life.
"OWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled the chief into his walkie-talkie.
He flailed, but it was over.
His heart couldn't take any more, and left him.
Kenji stood up, sweating.
"EEEEASY," he said.
He picked up the walkie-talkie. "Hello boys," said Kenji. "This is your captain speaking. You all need to know…"
Kenji paused for a powerful 10 seconds. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he screeched directly into the microphone at the top of his lungs.
It was so loud many men lost their eardrums, as though they had left them laying somewhere.
At this time, half the SWAT team started clenching their ears, unable to battle.
"Phew," said Zoisite, as a man who was holding a gun straight against his head suddenly backed off.
Zoisite fired an invisible wave, tossing three men into space, and he quickly dashed off down a different aisle, leaping in a freezer and charging fire in his palms.
"If anyone opens this door, they're dead," he said. "So is half the store."
As Kenji was still screaming, he felt a hand close in around his ankle.
"I'm not done yet!" said the director, barely clinging to life, with a heartbeat of one per minute despite having removed the Taser.
"Oooooooh!" said Kenji, intrigued. "This man is different from the rest."
He pulled Kenji to the ground, and leapt on top of him.
They began exchanging blows.
Kenji was throwing 10 punches a second, but the man had achieved a whopping 15.
However, Kenji had more stamina, as he hadn't been Tased nearly as long.
He defeated the man, and made it out with his life.
However, at the end of the aisle, he was stopped by two regular SWAT team members with shields, and Kenji knew he had taken his final bow.
But he wasn't going down without dealing some damage.
He threw a leaping kick, but the men held up their shields.
But Kenji predicted this, and used the shields to launch off of into the air.
He did three flips like an Olympic athlete, and threw a mighty overhead mallet punch, killing both men.
"Wow!" said Kenji. "As a regular man, I just took down two men!"
However, he turned to see a line of 20 more.
He physically took his final bow, and then charged, throwing a punch and socking a man.
Jadeite was still wrestling many men.
He finally got to his feet, and threw a hypercharged lightning attack that was so powerful it shattered their shields, killing four men.
A man shot a Taser, but Jadeite put up an energy shield, sending the Taser right back at the man, killing him.
Jadeite saw a SWAT team member charging like a football player, and he ran up and kicked him in the neck.
However, as the man fell back, three more spawned right there, like a Chuckya in Super Mario 64.
All three of them tackled Jadeite to the ground for the fifth time that day, and right when Jadeite thought he was gonna take some major damage, Nephrite suddenly wrapped his arm around one of the man's necks, lifting the man high off the ground.
He slammed him into the ground, killing him, and bashed the other two's heads together.
He helped Jed to his feet, and Jed dusted off his pants.
"Thanks, pal," he said.
"Rrrrrr," said Nephrite. "Sadly as much as I hate to say it, we can't get ourselves isolated. Their plan seems to be to try to separate us, and overwhelm us with sheer numbers, 100 to 1. And every time we kill one, more than we killed keep taking their places. They want to instill in us a sense of hopelessness, but sadly as agreed upon this morning, we're staying here until we kill every SWAT team member in the world, or we die trying."
That's when a man was suddenly thrown at them, and Jadeite and Nephrite dodged.
"We're not dying today," said Kunzite, who had thrown the man. "I'm putting all my pride on this, so don't let me down."
Suddenly they heard the sound of 20 men ripping open a freezer after much struggle, and then saw 100 men get swept away by a powerful wave of fire that must have been charging for a good 25 minutes.
With a mighty leap, Zoisite landed in the circle the other Shitennou were boxed into by the surrounding SWAT men.
"Nice blow," said Jadeite.
"Thanks," said Zoisite. "I said, if they opened that door they were finished. But like a pack of hungry mutts, they're not thinking with their heads, and instead thinking with their bloodlust."
"Good work lasting as long as you did," said Nephrite. "But sadly your guerrilla warfare won't last you in the true combat we've been put up against."
"I've already said my final prayers," said Zoisite. "So I'm ready to die."
"I'm not letting you die," said Kunzite.
"No," said Zoisite. "You have to. I'll only weigh down your fighting potential by having you defend me. I'll just get revived by Metalia later."
"No," said Kunzite. "These guys are easy. Just stay alive. Hide in a freezer or something."
"No," said Nephrite. "We need him here, at the heart of the SWAT team's forces. With the rate that these men are multiplying, they're going to take up all the oxygen in the air if we're not clearing them at maximum speed."
That's when suddenly a battle cry of "HOO HA!" erupted amongst the SWAT team.
Zoisite shivered from the terrifying call.
That's when they charged like a wave.
Jadeite was quick on the lightning, and Nephrite followed suit in the same direction, as one attack could be repelled by the shields, but two combined would likely shatter them.
Jadeite and Nephrite's attack plowed through the SWAT team, but some were holding their ground, and kept their feet firmly planted on the ground.
Kunzite, who was taller than both of them, stood behind them and reinforced their combined attack by shooting a powerful energy attack from both his palms, the one that rivaled the Moon Wand.
With this mighty reinforcement, the entire North and West sides of the SWAT team's formation were defeated.
However, they quickly flooded back in like a pool which water had been taken out of, and they quickly closed in.
The Shitennou had no room to fire any more projectiles, so they had to resort to fighting with their fists.
And fight they did.
Many punches were thrown, but the Shitennou held their ground and threw their own.
The Shitennou were back to back four ways like a pinwheel as they held off the oncoming SWAT team members, like the end of the Avengers Age of Ultron movie where all the Avengers were defending that one place.
Zoisite was able to shift his weight using Nephrite and Kunzite solid bodies like a wall, and threw a kick like he was backed against a wall, tossing a man back into two other men.
Zoisite threw a backhand at another, killing him, and then he got back on his feet.
He shot a flurry of petals, dazing a couple men, but that's when their four person wheel shifted, and Kunzite took Zoisite's place, firing a beam and defeating the dazed.
The wheel strategy was actually very successful, but that was until the roof was suddenly torn to shreds, and the SWAT team members started raining down with parachutes.
Now, they weren't only defending the cardinal directions, but above them as well.
A man landed in between their four backs, however their combined Nega-aura was so thick he suffocated and died.
Nephrite shot energy bursts up in the sky, sniping down men, but this left his front open, and a man wrapped his arm about the back of Nephrite's neck and started throwing punches into his stomach with his other arm.
Nephrite was locked in, but that's when suddenly their wheel shifted again, so fast that the man was simply flung away.
"Ha!" said Nephrite. "Like a man trying to hold onto a merry-go-round in hyper drive."
Jadeite shot lightning up into the skies, like a reverse storm cloud.
It only hit a couple, and the SWAT team scoffed.
However, Jadeite wasn't aiming for the SWAT team, and in fact aimed for a particular storm cloud, causing the whole cloud to erupt, conducting lightning in all directions.
The SWAT team's helicopters were grounded, and the few that remained in the sky were sniped down by Kunzite's energy.
Jadeite was alternating in a punch and kick combo like Mario from Mario 64.
Punch! Punch! Kick! Punch! Punch! Kick!
This was doing fairly well at keeping the men at bay, until they mastered the timing, and one man dove at his legs right after a kick, sweeping Jadeite off his feet.
The man leapt in the air to throw a piledriver into his spine, and Nephrite had no choice but to break formation and bodyslam the guy.
Now that their formation was shattered, the SWAT team started to gain their ground again.
Nephrite and Jadeite tried to get back in the pinwheel, but the pinwheel was long gone, and they were each swept into their own circles of men.
Kunzite and Zoisite tried to stay back to back, but suddenly Zoisite was pried away.
40 punches were thrown to him.
"NOOOO!" yelled Kunzite.
He swung his arm, killing 40 men to avenge each punch.
Zoisite crawled out of the crowd, and managed to reunite with Kunzite.
"That was close," said Zoisite.
Jadeite and Nephrite finally came in from different sides and met up with the others.
Nephrite had 40 men on his back, but finally he swung his arms, throwing them.
More helicopters started to dive straight into the shambled Walmart.
But Kunzite put the whole Walmart in a dark energy bubble, bouncing off all the parachuters that were raining in.
For some unknown reason, the parachuters exploded, as though they had bombs equipped.
The only weakness to this strategy was that Kunzite had to keep his hands occupied, and also the fact that every person in the Walmart was getting shocked by dark lightning, including them. But they weren't taking nearly as much damage, as they had natural Negapower defenses.
About 80 people dropped just from the lightning, and 12 were driven mad.
Jadeite, Nephrite, and Zoisite had to protect Kunzite as he held his hands out, and they did so pretty effectively by throwing punches and kicks.
But eventually, the men overwhelmed them, with their strongest fighter not being able to throw any attacks.
They started throwing punches to Kunzite's exposed torso, and he had no choice but to drop the bubble.
But, not before releasing a burst of energy out of his palms, expanding the bubble all the way up into space and killing everyone that was pounding on the outside of it.
New helicopters unfortunately came right back, and more people came flying from the sky.
Jadeite leapt high into the air, and threw a spinkick, tossing a random man that was parachuting down into the wall of a nearby building, where he exploded.
Jadeite looked down though, to see men stacking on top of each other, using their shields like platforms.
A man was finally hoisted to Jadeite's height, and threw a sonicpunch.
Jadeite flew back slightly, and the tower of men tried to run after him.
He shot lightning, taking down the five highest men, but more kept stacking up like some kind of crazy Jenga tower.
They were soon 10 feet above Jadeite, and the one on top unleashed a mighty Taser.
Jadeite decided it was time to descend, and on the way down threw punches to every parachute he passed.
He threw a punch into a man's stomach instantly obliterating him, and to another threw a karate chop, slicing their parachute off and leaving the man to drop to his doom.
Jadeite landed on the ground, and then Nephrite proceeded to tackle the base of the pyramid, sending it collapsing like a Lego tower with its block it was resting on removed.
They all tumbled down. Many died, but a few at the bottom levels who weren't crushed leapt to their feet and threw punches.
The Shitennou were finally mastering the five-way assault, and shuffling who would shoot at the sky.
It was like a crazy game of FNAF, 50/20 if you will, where the doors had to be covered along with the vents. The vents being the sky.
Kunzite threw a chop, slicing a man's head off, and then threw an elbow into a man's chest, destroying him.
Nephrite pushed out with both his arms like he was trying to push down a wall, and tossed a man who was holding a shield.
The shield went flying, tossing another man's head off.
"He's gone," said Zoisite suddenly, while a man was choking him.
He threw the man over his shoulder, killing him, and looked away forlornly at where Kenji had taken his final breath.
"He fought hard," said Nephrite. "But we all knew this was going to happen."
But that's when suddenly, to everyone's amazement, Kenji came crawling up.
"Ho ho ho," said Kenji weakly.
"How?" asked Zoisite. "I felt your power level drop to 0."
"A lot of miracles happened today," said Kenji.
That's when suddenly the Shitennou spotted behind Kenji a trail of 50 dead bodies.
"How?!" said Zoisite. "He's just a regular human! But somehow he killed all 50 men that blocked his path! Every single one of them! Wow!"
Kunzite wiped a tear from his eyes. "Now there's a man with honor."
Kenji let out his last breath, and died, and the Shitennou were reinvigorated with a wave of fury.
"I remember what we're fighting for now!" said Kunzite. "If a regular human could defeat 72 SWAT members and their director, then us with superpowers can defeat the entirety of the SWAT team here and now! Kenji had no weapons, no armor, but look what he accomplished in his short life!"
Jadeite threw a punch into the ground, rippling the Earth in front of him and sending several members off-balance when they had to dodge.
Zoisite swept in, and shot a dark energy wave, throwing all the people off-balance into hell.
Nephrite threw a scattershot, making the forces scramble. Several held up their shields to block the scattershot like using umbrellas to block the rain, but this left their torsos open.
Suddenly there was a flash of light, and all the men who were holding their shields up dropped as Kunzite had unleashed a mighty blitz, throwing a punch to every single one of the men's torsos in a split second.
Kunzite got to his hands and knees, because he needed to recharge from such a mighty blow, and Jadeite and Nephrite covered him.
Nephrite then implemented the multiform technique, forming the shape of Leo the Lion with his bodies.
He spawned Leo the Lion, and simply unleashed it on the SWAT team, letting it run loose and do whatever it wanted.
Just like the mythological creature Leo the Lion's constellation was based off of, Leo could not die from regular weapons, and thus the Tasers and guns merely tossed it back like the Tiara, but the lion sustained no damage and kept charging like a wild bull.
It leapt on a man, tearing him to shreds, and then pounced on another.
One SWAT member charged with his shield, tossing it off its feet.
As Leo rolled over to get back up, 20 men leapt on top of him and started throwing punches.
A man tried to strangle Leo like his role model Hercules, but Leo tore him to shreds.
Ultimately, Leo's fate became unknown, as he soon became completely absorbed in a pile of SWAT team members.
Jadeite threw a punch into a man's stomach, and he dropped to the ground and died.
He then threw a spin kick, tossing a man's head clean off.
His headless body dropped to the ground.
A man suddenly grabbed Jadeite and threw a headbutt, but he underestimated Jadeite's solid body, and it felt like he headbutted a wall.
He quickly released Jed and grabbed his head, but that's when Jadeite grabbed him and threw a counter headbutt, sending the man falling on his back and dying.
Kunzite charged up for a long time, as many punches were thrown into his stomach and face.
He got the exciting idea of turning a SWAT man into a Youma, but right before he finished the attack a man threw a low sweep, tossing Kunzite to the ground, and Kunzite's move was cancelled.
It was very similar to in WoW, if you're casting a spell and you get interrupted at the last second, it's cancelled.
Kunzite was mad, and decided to shoot out a beam, killing 50 men.
But 200 took their place.
Zoisite grabbed a man's head and threw a knee into his stomach, and socked another one that was charging up from behind.
A man leapt at Zoisite, but Zoisite leapt out of the way dodging, and fired a beam like Motoki's beam, sweeping a man and 20 more men that just happened to be around away.
A man ran up and threw a punch, and Zoisite caught it.
He broke the man's arm, and then kicked him in the stomach, ending his life.
"Hey!" said Zoisite. "You're not a SWAT man! You're just a regular Walmart worker! I thought we defeated all the workers before the SWAT team arrived, but maybe he just showed up for his shift."
It seemed he had two more friends who were also just Walmart workers, and they charged right for Zoisite, but they soon got Tasered to oblivion.
The SWAT team ran up and destroyed them, as they were ordered to kill anyone not in uniform.
This fact gave Jadeite an idea, and he waved his arm. 10 policemen arose from the ground out of clay, and they were in the same outfits as episode 13.
Jadeite then morphed his clay men into SWAT men uniforms, as even regular policemen weren't safe now.
"Run free, and cause some friendly fire," Jadeite instructed, sending them away.
Jadeite thought about putting on a SWAT team outfit himself, and maybe tanning his skin to really be unrecognizable, but he didn't want to be on the receiving end of one of Nephrite or Kunzite's attacks. Whereas the clay men were throwaways. Even if every clayman was killed by Shitennou fire except for one, it would be a success.
They battled for a bit, and Jadeite still saw no signs of the clay men.
That's when suddenly a SWAT team member Tased another SWAT team member instantly killing him.
"Who did that?!" yelled a SWAT man.
"It was him!" yelled the clay man, pointing at a random SWAT man.
But this infuriated the loyal SWAT member, and he leapt at Jadeite's clayman.
They started punching it out on the ground, and a SWAT team member decided to run up and kill them both, as that's just how it had to be.
Another clay man suddenly started throwing a punch at another one, and this man started punching back.
Two Tasers flew in and killed both of them, but then the Tasers flew at another two SWAT men, as it turned out both of the attackers were Jadeite's clay men.
There was animosity in the forces now, as they thought some of their comrades had tried to side with the Shitennou to get spared.
A SWAT men who wasn't even a clay man suddenly threw a punch, and then threw more punches, killing 3 SWAT men.
Jadeite ran up to them.
"Excellent work, my clay boy," he said.
But that's when the man threw a punch at Jadeite, and Jadeite had no choice but to put him down.
However, when he died, he didn't turn back into clay.
"Huh," said Jadeite. "He must have been riled up from all the craziness."
After 20 minutes, all the clay men were sure to be gone, so the Shitennou continued fighting.
They had managed to recover the wheel for the fifth time, and they were now having a kill rate at about a 100 a second.
"New record?" asked Kunzite, as he got punched in the arm.
Another SWAT team member ran up and threw a punch, but Kunzite blocked it with his arms, and then threw a kick.
He threw a punch at the man who punched his arm, and the right hook was so powerful the man was tossed off his feet and killed when more SWAT team members trampled in.
The Shitennou were starting to get slightly fatigued, as it had been four hours of constant killing at this point.
The punches they received felt like nothing, as their bodies were so numb to punches at this point.
At two certain moments, they forgot to clean the air, and 20 men in parachutes landed on their heads with hammerkicks and overhead mallet punches.
It felt like hail the size of cars.
"OOF!" they yelled. "Whose turn was it?!"
"Sorry," said Jadeite. "I got carried away with shooting different colors of lightning. I'll make up for it though by using a portion of my energy.
He shot clear lightning up at the sky, taking over a helicopter.
He could have slammed it down at the ground forces, but he decided to kill two birds with one stone and slammed it into another helicopter, like slamming two men's heads together.
Both helicopters, now that their engines were broken, fell to the ground, diminishing over 100 men.
Nephrite grabbed a man by the head, and lit up his palm, burning the man to shreds.
He then threw a fireball, which he didn't even know he could do, and 3 men perished.
That's when the four of them felt a rumbling beneath their feet.
"What is this?" said Zoisite. "Are they coming in with tanks?"
"No," said Kunzite. "They're under us!"
They all leapt into the air, as suddenly a drill came flying up, and a million SWAT team came swimming out of the ground.
Now that they were in the air, Zoisite shot down fire like a volcano, melting 30 men and injuring 20, whose shields melted along with half their body.
They were now surrounded on 6 sides like a cube, or on all sides like a sphere, and had to stay floating in the air.
Most of the men weren't able to fly, so they shot Tasers up.
Jadeite's arm glowed with shielding energy like that time he flew out of the ocean like Imperfect Cell.
He batted away a taser as it came flying at him, and it flew back down, killing someone.
The Shitennou all liked this idea, and batted away every taser that came flying for them.
However, there were so many Tasers flying, they were soon entangled by a jungle of Taser Wires.
Kunzite shot out a bubble, and all the wires left them.
But the wires quickly returned, as more and more Tasers were flying.
Zoisite grabbed a cord and lit it on fire, and the fire travelled across the giant clump of cords, melting them, and all the cordless Tasers dropped to the ground like rain, killing 1000 men just by their weight alone from that height, as they were no longer electrical and were more just like heavy weights.
The Shitennou now had to resort to just shooting energy attacks at the ground.
People kept stacking up, but Kunzite knew to just shoot for the bottom.
Men were flying in the sides and above, and they weren't really sure where they were coming from, but soon all they could see was darkness as they were surrounded by a wall on all sides of millions of men.
Jadeite did a couple dips down, swooping like a bird, throwing kicks and punches and swerving back up.
But on the fifth swoop, someone caught his legs and threw him to the ground, and they began piling on top of him.
Like a pack of fire ants that finally caught a larger animal, they just kept piling on, and Jadeite had no hope of living.
Jadeite died.
This infuriated Nephrite, as it was the first loss in five hours.
Nephrite as a bold man dropped to the ground, landing on his feet as he made room by expending his powerful aura of energy.
His eyes glowed, and he shot out a confusion ray, like he did to Sailor Moon on the street.
He unleashed a whirlwind of punches, followed by a hurricane of blows, killing every man who came within a 10 foot radius.
After running out of breath, he looked around, and he was still alive.
It was a suicide attack, but he decided to escape with his life, and leapt back in the air.
"Holy moly!" he said. "I'm alive!"
"You shouldn't have done that," said Kunzite. "If you didn't know what you were doing, you would have been dead."
"I think we should retreat," said Zoisite.
"We can't, unfortunately," said Kunzite. "We're so close to reaching the six hour mark, which was our goal if the SWAT team turned out to have infinite numbers, which they clearly do."
"Let's just keep fighting until we're out of energy," said Nephrite.
"No," said Kunzite. "Because once we get weak, they'll quickly come in with their reinforcements that are on standby. We'll fight until we're at about 25%."
With that Kunzite killed 10 men, and Nephrite shot down a Starlight Attack killing 20.
"Oh!" said Kunzite. He shot a beam, killing 30, and Nephrite shot a beam, killing 50.
Kunzite shot a strong wave of energy, killing 100, and Nephrite tried his best but could only get 80.
"Stop that," said Zoisite. "You're throwing away all your energy too quickly. If it comes down to me creating the portal, we'll be finished."
"Fine," said Kunzite. "But we all know I won."
"Wrong," said Nephrite. "My next one was going to do 120, but Zoisite wanted to stop me before I bested you."
"Liar," said Zoisite. "This isn't some kind of auction bidding. Just preserve your energy so we can last as long as we can."
Surprisingly, they lasted 2 more hours.
Zoisite left when he started to get careless and got hit by a Taser.
Nephrite and Kunzite stayed fighting for another 30 minutes, but it got increasingly difficult as no one was taking care of the sky.
Unfortunately, neither wanted to be the first to leave, so they ran themselves down to 10%.
Nephrite opened his mouth to suggest they leave, but shut it.
Kunzite finally gave in and left, as four Tasers came at him from all angles, and it appeared that their reinforcements were just arriving.
Nephrite and Kunzite opened a portal and hopped in.
But that's when during that split second, a man came in in a jetpack and made it through the portal.
"Good work," said Zoisite, who was waiting for them.
Jadeite had been revived, and wanted to go back out on the field as he was at full, but Zoisite had informed that the others would be fleeing any minute, and if Jadeite accidentally went there right as they left, he probably wouldn't last more than 20 minute by himself as no man could cover all six sides unless it was a Super Beryl who was at peak energy.
"Well, I think we taught them a lesson," said Kunzite.
"Yes," said Zoisite. "I calculated that from our kills per a second, we killed over 1 million men, and injured 3 million. Either way, we made a major gap in the SWAT team's forces, one they will never be able to fill. A major hit."
That's when suddenly the jet pack man landed right in front of them.
"Greetings," he said.
"Hello," said Jadeite, not yet realizing the threat.
"Waaiiit," said Nephrite. "Who is this? Did you slip in our portal?"
"Mmmm," said the man. "I am the head of the SWAT team. Just when I arrived on the battlefield, I saw you leaving, so I had no choice but to chase."
Jadeite revved up some lightning. "That was foolish," he said, and then unleashed his attack at the man, who despite being a SWAT man, lacked a shield as he was just the big Honcho and not a soldier.
However, right as the lightning neared, he held out his palm and a shield spawned in it, blocking the attack.
"I am a human who has obtained inhuman abilities," he explained. "I am 1 million years old. I must commend you on how long you lasted against my minions."
"Hmm," said Zoisite. "If I didn't know better, I'd think you're patronizing us. We'll have you know that although we fled in the end, we could have lasted at least one more good hour, if me and Jadeite didn't get foolish. Additionally, if we were really determined, we could have chained revives, in which every hour one of us would purposely throw away our lives, and come back revived at full energy. But either way, we killed over one million of your men. So don't act like it was any victory at all that your goons eventually made us run, as we had been fighting for seven hours, and new men of yours were coming in every minute at full energy. Ultimately, we lost nothing, and you lost a million."
"Yes," said the head. "I admit you are superior to our SWAT team. But sadly I won't let an event like this happen again."
"Oh?" said Kunzite. "So you're disbanding the SWAT team? Wise choice."
"No," said the head. "I was actually the fifth in command, but you've killed all other heads of the SWAT team in past events. You're always causing big problems, which result in thousands of SWAT team members dying each time. No one from the start of today's battle is still alive. So I demand to know. Why did a battle break out this time?"
"Well," explained Jadeite. "We were talking about how the SWAT team is always coming in to try and stop us. So today we purposely tried to fight them to see if we could finally finish them off once and for all. It was easy to get them to come, too. All we did was sit on the beach, and waited for someone to ask us to take their picture. They handed young Kenji the phone, and as planned, he sprinted away at top speeds.
We ran all the way to the Walmart in a frenzy, as the sad clown chased us. Our frenzy caused the Walmart staff to fight us, and once we finished them off, this eventually summoned the police. And as everyone knows, after finishing off 500 policemen, the SWAT team always spawns. And that was 7 hours ago. Any more questions, big boy?"
"Hmm," said the head of the SWAT team. "But, it looks like you weren't able to finish them off."
The Shitennou groaned.
"This guy is too arrogant despite the fact we killed so many of their members," said Nephrite. "He's just clinging to the one fact that after all those kills, we got bored and fled."
"Bored, was it?" asked the man. "Because after that one man got Tasered, the white-haired guy looked pretty spooked."
"Alright, that's it," said Kunzite. "It's time to finish this guy off."
The man got in his battle stance.
Suddenly, the man raised his hand, and a ball of energy formed in it.
The human threw the ball, and the Shitennou scattered.
"Not bad," said Kunzite.
"Wait, what is this?!" said Zoisite. "How'd he do that?! Since when could humans use energy?"
But there was no explanation to be given, as the man suddenly sprinted at Zoisite and threw a kick.
Even though Zoisite had 30 minutes to cooldown, he was still fatigued, and got tossed with little resistance.
Nephrite ran up and threw a punch, socking the man in the chops. He threw a punch into the man's stomach, but the man retaliated with an elbow into Nephrite's face.
Nephrite fell back, and Jadeite shot lightning out of his hands.
But the man respawned his shield, blocking it.
"KYAAAA!" yelled the man, holding out his two hands. Out of each finger came a Taser cord, and all ten flew at Jadeite.
"YeeeeeE!" yelled Jadeite, leaping out of the way.
The Tasers collided with a stalagmite, obliterating it to bits.
Kunzite ran up and threw a mightypunch, and the man slid back from the force.
He spit, and regained his balance.
He threw a spinning kick, but Kunzite blocked it with his arm, and threw a punch tossing the man.
Nephrite caught him, and slammed him into the ground.
"Had enough?" mocked Nephrite.
But the man stood back up. He threw an uppercut into Nephrite's jaw, and Nephrite was thrown.
Nephrite, in mid-air, threw a Starlight Attack, but the man threw his own energy attack, and the two projectiles collided.
The explosion was so mighty that Nephrite was thrown.
Kunzite ran up and got the man in a full nelson, and Zoisite ran up and started throwing punches.
But Zoisite's punches were feminine and weak, so the man simply tanked them.
He suddenly leapt in the air, throwing his feet up, kicking Zoisite away.
He then threw an elbow into Kunzite's rib, and Kunzite was forced to release him.
The man spun around and socked Kunzite, tossing him.
Kunzite quickly got to his feet, and growled.
"If only I wasn't so fatigued," he spat. "Jadeite, use some of that energy you got back!"
Jadeite fired lightning, but the man put up a shield blocking it again.
Jadeite shrugged. "There's nothing I can do."
The man ran up and threw a dropkick, tossing Jed.
Nephrite threw his body while the man was down from the recoil of his dropkick, and there was nothing the chief of the SWAT team could do.
He received the hit.
"EEEEEEWUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" he yelled.
He quickly got to his feet, clenching his stomach, but that didn't stop him from spitting out a gallon and a half of blood.
Kunzite ran up and started throwing punches.
He threw three punches, but the man swiftly dodged them using his speed.
However, he didn't dodge the fourth one, as the third was a feint, and he received a punch to his already damaged stomach.
Kunzite threw 40 punches to his stomach in one second.
"Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!" howled the man.
Kunzite went in for 40 more, but the chief wouldn't stand for it, and threw a wildkick, and then a spinkick, sending Kunzite to the ground.
But the man's guard was down, so from his side Zoisite fired a Negawave, sweeping the man off his feet.
He fell on his back and crawled to his feet, as all four Shitennou closed in.
"NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" he yelled.
He stuck out his fists so that he was standing in a T-pose like a glitched animation, and that's when he began spinning at one million miles a second like a top.
He came spinning towards the Shitennou and they leapt out of the way.
He crashed into a stalagmite, destroying it, but quickly spun out of the smoke.
Jadeite shot lightning out of his right palm, but the lightning got caught in the cyclone and was sent right back at him, like a tornado throwing an object.
Jadeite was thrown by his own lightning, and suddenly the man spun out of his tornado, and went right into a Taser attack before his feet even hit the ground.
Nephrite quickly got in a goofy pose, and all ten strings of the Taser hit the wall instead of him.
"Hwoo," said Nephrite, as the man retracted the Tasers.
"You fool!" yelled Kunzite. "You should have pulled the Tasers!"
"Shoot," said Nephrite. "Sorry, I'm worn out from how many Tasers I've defeated today, I forgot my basic training."
The man ran up at sonic speeds and kicked Nephrite, and then leapt out of the way as Kunzite and Zoisite fired attacks.
The man landed on his feet, and swung his arm, shooting a wave of energy.
But Kunzite absorbed it in his hands, now that he was on his own turf.
He threw it back, but the man threw a karate chop slicing the attack in half.
The man leapt in the air and shot Tasers out of his hand again, and Kunzite and Zoisite scattered.
Jadeite charged up a ball of lightning in his hands, and got ready to throw it from behind.
But suddenly the man kicked off his shoes, and leapt up like a donkey shooting ten tasers out of his toes, electrocuting Jadeite.
But while the Tasers were still connected, Jadeite still managed to throw his attack, inflicting great damage.
The Tasers were retracted, and Jadeite got on his hands and knees.
"Oweooooo," he said.
Nephrite ran up with his sword, and swung it down at the man, but a nightstick instantly spawned in the man's hand, and he blocked the sword because the nightstick was made out of the most solid steel in the world.
Nephrite's sword shattered, and the man jabbed him in the stomach with his nightstick, taking him to the floor.
While Nephrite was on the ground, Chief charged energy in both his hands and threw it down on the ground where Nephrite was laying, sending him flying.
Nephrite was impaled by a stalactite that was on the ceiling.
"OoooooooooEUHGHHGHH!" yelled Nephrite, dropping to the ground defeated.
"You like stalactites," said Kunzite.
He threw two boomerangs, chopping off every stalactite on the Negaverse ceiling.
But the man simply held up his shield, blocking the oncoming rain like it was an umbrella.
With his free arm, he shot a wave of energy that knocked Zoisite unconscious, tossing him.
Kunzite was furious, and ran up and threw a chop, destroying the shield.
Kunzite threw a mightypunch now that he was open, but he simply spawned another shield and threw a shield bash, sending Kunzite off-balance.
Jadeite fired lightning, but the man spun around and blocked it with his shield again.
"Come on!" yelled Jadeite.
The Chief kicked Kunzite in the stomach, and then Tased him, and Kunzite was finished due to his fatigue.
"Aww gee," said Jadeite. "Looks like it's up to me, as all the other Shitennou were fatigued and couldn't last as long as me."
Jadeite had no choice but to run up, and threw a spinkick, tossing the shield out of the man's hand.
He threw an overhead mallet punch, but the Chief leapt back, however the force was so much the man was thrown.
He landed on his feet, and Jadeite closed in, keeping up the assaut.
He threw a diagonal karate chop, but the man blocked with his arm.
The Chief recovered his arm and threw a counter karate chop, forcing Jadeite to throw a counter counter karate chop.
However the man predicted this, and blocked his karate chop with his counter counter counter karate chop.
That's when they both at the same time threw a counter x5 karate chop, and both were repelled back.
The man shot his Taser hands, and Jadeite ran along the wall, dodging all ten in row with crazy leaps and bounds.
He landed on the regular floor, and fired lightning.
The man held up his shield, blocking the lightning, but Jadeite held strong and pushed further on the lightning, like it was a beam vs beam struggle rather than a beam vs shield struggle.
That's when the man gave one final shieldbash at the air, and the lightning was dispersed.
Jadeite got back in his fighting stance.
That's when a crystal randomly from behind came flying right into the man's spine, despite Zoisite laying off to the side somewhere else.
"I controlled that," said Zoisite, drifting back into the realm of the unconscious.
"AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled the man.
Jadeite ran up and put all his divine energy into his fist.
"MIGHTY FIST!" he yelled, unleashing the punch.
The man was obliterated, but just to be sure Jadeite threw a grandslam afterwards, and there was a 0.00001% chance he survived the grandslam too.
Jed waited for the smoke to clear, but it looked like that chance didn't come to be as it was so small.
"I did it," said Jadeite.
FIN