I no own Harry Potter. Queen Jo does.
This is George's writing.
This is Fred's writing.
This is Luna's writing.
Chapter 1
Luna Lovegood had a plan. One that was insanely genius. Or as her partners-in-crime called it, the best prank ever.
Luna was tired of all the fighting and people dying everywhere. She didn't like it when people died because it reminded her of her mother's death. So, she had come up with a brilliant plan to single-handedly stop Harry and Voldemort from fighting.
Her plan involved a made-up spell that may or may not work, a camera, a game of truth and dare, a live broadcast and locking up enemies in the same room for a merlin knows how long period of time. Also, a lot of trickery.
Her partners-in-crime, also known as the Weasley twins, were doing it because they wanted to pull a prank on Voldemort and Harry, at the same time.
This was going to be EPIC!
But first, they had to send out the letters to all of the victims.
So, the twins got to work as Luna made portkeys to their location.
After the work was done, the magicked the letters and portkeys to the victims.
Their victims were Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Draco and Professor Snape.
Voldemort was resting in his evil throne room, torturing some poor Death Eater when an envelope floated into his hands.
"Where did this come form!" He screamed, forgetting to continue casting the curse on the death eater.
The death eater let out a sigh of relief.
"Lucius read it for me."
"But why." He whined.
"If its cursed, it'll curse you, not me."
What a caring master. Why wouldn't anyone want be a death eater. (Note sarcasm.)
"Lord Moldyshorts It's Voldemort you idiot.
Moldyshorts sounds better.
Shut up.
We wish to tell you that we have captured Harry Potter and we'll give him to you for a price. The coin attached is a portkey. It will activate when you say 'be honest or be bold'. Come with Malfoy butt face, Malfoy butt face Jr., Snape and yourself.
Bellabitch Bellatrix is not to come.
Come as soon as you can.
Yours truly,
The worst nightmares in history."
"WHAT!" Moldyshorts, er, Voldemort screamed.
"My lord, if what this letter is saying is true then you can finally get your hands on Harry Potter. And if it false, you can kill the writer. If it is an ambush, you are very strong. Not even Potter can kill you. You'll kill them." Snape said.
Dang it. Voldemort hated it when Snape said something rational and logical.
"Fine. Get Malfoy Jr."
Draco was summoned and they all portkeyed along.
Harry, Ron and Neville were making a plan to destroy Voldemort.
Hermione was, you guessed it, in the library.
Ginny was out.
A flash later, they had a letter on their hands. After casting detection spells, they opened it.
A coin fell out. Harry picked it up while Ron started reading.
"Dear Harry and his friends,
Please go get Hermione from the library."
Neville was sent to fetch her.
After they came, Ron started reading again.
"Done. Good.
We have some info about Moldyshorts for the last time, his name is Voldemort.
Moldyshorts sounds better.
No, it doesn't.
Whatever.
Stop fighting. I'll write the rest on my own.
The coin attached is a portkey. It will activate when you say, 'be honest or be bold'. Harry, Ron, Neville and Hermione will come only.
Yours truly,
Me, a genius."
"We should go." Neville said. "This could be what we need to defeat Moldyshorts, er, Voldemort."
Soon enough, they agreed to.
"Be honest or be bold." Harry said. And then the 5 were whisked off.
Ginny was having some Butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks when a letter flew up to her. No one else seemed to notice. Warily, she opened it.
'Dear Ginny,
The coin attached is a portkey. It will activate when you say, 'be honest or be bold'.
Come quickly. I need you. Only you.
To prove it is me, I'll tell you that I saved you from the chamber of secrets where I killed Slytherin's basilisk with Gryffindor's sword.
Harry.'
Wondering what he needed her for, she took the coin and portkeyed away.
10 people arrived in the warded room.
"Where's Harry Potter?" Voldemort asked.
"I'm right here Voldemort."
"Harry! What did you need me for?"
"Potter? Weasley? Granger? Weaselette? Longbottom? What are you all doing here?" Draco asked.
"What are the dunderheads doing here?!"
"What's that dungeon bat doing here?!"
"Silence all of you!"
Everyone looked around for the source of the voice.
"LUNA!" Ginny cried, upon spotting a projection of Luna.
"Hi Ginny." She said.
"Now listen. My partners-in-crime and I wrote those letters."
"WHAT?!"
"You wrote them!"
"They got one as well?"
"Yes. To both questions. I have summoned you all here so you can work out your differences." Luna continued.
"What!"
"With him/her/them! NEVER!"
"I'll kill you."
"I'd rather die first."
"BE QUIET! You will do that by playing a game of truth and dare." Luna added.
"What!"
"What's truth and dare."
"NO!"
"That's a silly game."
"How do you play that?"
"Not with him/her/them."
"You won't be able to hurt anyone in this room. Using magic or physical force." Luna said.
Many people tried to yell in protest.
"Also, I have placed a silencing spell on all of you until I finish explaining. I was getting tired of you interrupting me.
Now listen up.
You will play truth and dare until I say you can stop.
You cannot get out of the room unless I allow you to.
I want to hear no more protests or I'll cast a silencing spell on you for the whole time you're here, even if it's a very long time.
The bathrooms are in the right corner and the bedrooms are in the left corner.
Chairs will appear soon, and food will come when asked.
There is a spell on the room so you can't lie.
Also, this will be broadcasted live for every witch and wizard to see.
MUHAHAHAHA!"
And with that, Luna's face disappeared.
"She's evil." Voldemort complained. "Even I'm not that evil."
"Well, I guess we got to play." Hermione sighed.
The chairs appeared.
Voldemort, Snape, Lucius and Draco all chose a chair.
Harry, Ron and Hermione chose to sit on the floor.
Ginny took her place next to Hermione on the floor.
Neville gulped, as the only place left was next to Voldemort, and he was scared of him even though he couldn't hurt him.
Taking his place, Neville said "Let's start."
"I'll go first." Harry said.
A bottle appeared and Harry spun it.
How do you like it? Please do share some dare ideas as I'm out.
The audience's POV will be in the next chapter.
Also, please tell me which ships you prefer.
Hinny, Drinny (Draco x Ginny) or nothing with ginny.
Romione, Dramione, Sevmione
Hinny, Drarry, Harmony, Harrymort.
Tell if want a ship that's not here.
-Your awesome author.
(Also, am I allowed do this or not? Please tell me cause I don't want my story to be reported on the first chapter.)