An Abrupt End
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Just as a certain human teen and her adopted frog family were rolling out of Stony Gulch, a slug bus was rolling in.
Out of it jumps Dippit and Mabbit Ponds!
"Alright! Time to experience our first summer away from our parents, have numerous crushes that pan out, burn everything to the ground and exploit the heck out of the 'she's a girl and kid' double-standered to never face ANY consequences for my misdeeds!" Shouts Mabbit.
"and I can't wait to solve mysteries, go on adventures, become a man, crack conspiracies and waste most of my summer on ambiguous crushes that seemingly won't go anywhere until the far future!" Exclaims Dippit.
"Yeah, let's go! ONWARD!" Shouts Mabbit as she and her twin brother start to hop forward.
"Uh, well, actually." Coughed Frog Soos awkwardly as she stepped into the scene. "Uh...so, hey dudes...I work for your Uncle...and there was kinda an incident last night" He scratches the back of his head uncomfortably as he tries to NOT look at the wreck of the Was museum behind him. "Well...long story short: He can't take care of you this summer after all. The whole thing is off, I've already called your parents, here's your tickets to return home...so, sorry about that."
The twins blinked at the tickets held to them for a second...not really sure what to feel...
"Oh...okay...I...I guess...I guess that's that then."
"Yeah, I guess we just go home..."
The two frog twins slowly grab the tickets and make their way back onto the bus...
Can I at least get a grubhog for the road?" Asked Mabbit.
"Sorry, there was originally going to be a fair a couple weeks from now where you MIGHT'VE gotten one...but I think that's canceled now." Says Frog Soos with a shrug, "Also before you ask: were out of Grappling hooks too."
"Oh...okay." Sighed Mabbit in resignation and she continues onto the bus.
Without another word...it rolls away.
Frog Soos sighs...then he turns toward dozens of monsters, creatures and eldritch abominations. "Sorry guys maybe next summer."
They all groaned and began to walk, crawl, slither away disappointed.
"But I had a whole thing planned!" Exclaimed the Blue Moon trickster in annoyance.
"And I had merchandising rights all ready to sell! What the heck am I supposed to do with all these Pond family ashtrays!" Exclaimed the shape-Sister irritably.
"Come on man, I canceled my wedding for this gig!" Shouted the AqrabuaMANlu as it scuttled off with a huff.
"That's nothing I canceled my SEQUEL to be here!" Shouted Alex Wrecker as he climbed back into his game.
"Awwwww! And this was supposed to be my big break too!" Said a melancholy Tad Strange.
Bill Cipher shrugged, "Whatever, I got offers coming in left and right. Your loss suckers!" He shouts as he flashes out of existence.
Frog Soos shrugs, "Eh, probably for the best...That monster girls story looked more interesting anyway." He says as he heads back to his Grandma's house...
And so the adventures of Stony Gulch end...before it even begins...sorry folks...NO REFUNDS!
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