The Spook
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Gumball waterson jumped out of bed excited. "WOO-HOO! HALLOWEEN IS HERE!"
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Penny Fitzgerald groaned as she got out of bed. "Great, Halloween...Which I'm not allowed to out and enjoy anymore...yeah, me."
Sadly it seemed like 'Fay folk' like her were VERY vulnerable on 'Samhain night'...
Before this year, Penny had been allowed to participate...but now that she's 'come out of her shell' that was no longer an option.
On the plus side she had crazy powers, magic and felt more free then ever! The downside is that she's apparently weak against many different types of anti-fay armament and traps...like iron.
She saw Gumball leave a text...she toyed with picking it up...but decided she'd sleep in a bit longer...Why not? Not like she was going anywhere today...
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Carrie Krueger moaned as she rose from her grave. "Great, another watching the decline of my people..."
It was a sad, sad state of affairs. Samhain night was once the day feared by all! Where all that went bump in the night would truly rule the earth!
But now? Nowadays they could barely make ends meet! taking on jobs like sewer cleaner, dog walker or busboy's...it was a disgrace!
Carried looked outside and saw HAPPY people prancing about singing and getting ready to guzzle down sweets.
The ghost girl sighed, where was the fear? The terror? The respect for the forces of darkness?
She was so wrapped up in her funk, she didn't notice Gumball texting her...
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Gumball was disappointed when neither of the girls responded, he'd been hoping to do this with them. But looks like he'd have to do it himself NOW if they were all going to have time to enjoy Halloween together.
He went to get his costume he'd left hanging on the chair...it was gone! With a note in it's place?
Dear Gumball, Sorry buddy.
But my girlfriend Rachel needed my help for something and my costume wasn't ready, so I borrowed yours.
Sincerly, Darwin
Gumball pinched the bridge of his nose annoyed, "okay. That's fine. I can use my material to make an 'okay' costume to-
Gumballs eye twitched in aggravation when he saw it TOO was gone-
Dear Gumball, I needed the material for my princess outfit.
Sincerely, Anais.
"Seriously?! I just- Gumball takes a few calming breaths. "Okay...FINE. I don't really need to wear a costume until tonight anyway. I'll just dress in regular clothes now and find an actual costume lat- Oh, come on!" Shouts Gumball as he opens the closet to find his CLOTHES gone as well!
Dear Gumball, I needed to your clothes to shred and recycle to make this note to write to you.
Wait, why did I need a note to tell you that?
Sincerely, dad.
Gumball groaned as he slammed his head against the wall, it been hot last night. So he'd slept in nothing but his tighty whities. which apparently was all he had to wear right now!
"GAH! I don't have time for this! If I don't get to the junkyard and get the girls gift ready, I'll never have time to do that AND trick or treat!" Gumball quickly thinks through his options. "Okay, think. think think. THINK...borrow mom's clothes? No, she'd neuter me. Dad's clothes? No, there's too big of a breeze today those things would lift me away like a parachute. Anais? Whoa, not that desperate yet! Darwin? He's even more naked then I am right now! Wait, the clothesline! I saw mom doing something there earlier! It has to be spare clothes!
He quickly runs downstairs- the family seems to be out doing last-minute Halloween preparations -he cautiously peeks out the backdoor. There was no one around, the backyard fence was keeping prying eyes away, a shrub was obscuring his sight..but there was DEFINITELY something wafting on the clothesline.
"Okay, just run and snatch!" Says Gumball to himself as he runs, not seeing that his underwear got snagged in the slamming door-
RIP!
"Gah! Oh, no!" Moaned a now naked Gumball, he tried to get back inside, but the door had locked itself.
A blushing gumball quickly streaked to the clothesline...only to see that what he THOUGHT was a piece of clothing...was just a plastic bag snagged on the line...Gumball tries to climb up the pole and grab it- he'd take ANYTHING at this point -But-
EEEK!
GAH!
CRUNCH!
SPROING!
CRASH!
FLASH!
(We interrupt this fanfiction to present sound subtitles for the visually impaired.)
Eeek: Mrs. Robinson is in her own backyard screaming in horror at being 'flashed'.
Gah: A panicked Gumball frantically trying to cover himself at the top of a pole.
Crunch: The sound of Gumball accidentally tripping and crushing his nuts on top of the pole.
Sproing: A now sobbing Gumball has now fallen onto the clothesline and it has ricochet him forward.
Crash: Gumball crashing butt-first THROUGH the fence.
Flash: A group of giggling girls taking pictures of Gumballs 'predicament'.
(We now return you this fanfiction, already in progress)
"Hey Gumball, nice buns! Too bad your weinrs and nuts were on SHORT-supply!" Mocks Masami Yoshida as she and many other girls laugh and take pictures of his ass and genitals. Now forcibly smashed through the fence and exposed to everyone on the sidewalk.
Poor gumball- his limbs also wedged in the hole -powerless to break free just sighed in resignation...
'Okay...not the BEST way to start the day, but tonight will more then make up for it. ESPECIALLY witht he girls involved!'.
Squish
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(We interrupt this fanfiction to present yet another round of sound subtitles for the visually impaired.)
Squish: The sound of the girls finding a stick and taking turns poking gumball in his testi-
"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! SOUND SUBTITLES AREN'T EVEN A THING!"
Snaps a mortified Gumball as the chapter fades to black...
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