Mike, Lu and Og Halloween Special!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Mike sighed as he read a letter from home as she walked through the village...
"Oh, boy. Another letter from home. What nuisance is she going to drag from her silly city life and force us to take part in next?" Asked Lu annoyed.
"I don't get why you lot let her do all these crazy things anyway! It's our island, our rules!" Shouts old man Queeks.
"Oh, don't be like that Queeks old boy! After all, some of the stuff she gets us into is quite smashing!" Exclaims Alfred.
"Plus...if were being honest...it's not like we have anything better to do." Admits Margery, "I mean things were actually quite dull before Mike showed up...in fact...can anyone even remember what life was like before she showed up? I certainly can't! Sometimes it feels like we LITERALLY didn't exist until-
"Welp! I'm bored now!" Interrupts Lu as she grabs Lancelot. "I guess it's up to me to speed this cart wreck along." She grumbles as she marches up to Mike.
"Okay Mike, let's get this over with. What are you sad about and what stupid thing from your home are we going to have to do to cheer you up or whatever?" Asked the would-be-Princess in annoyed resignation.
"Okay...don't care for how that was phrased. but nevermind! I'd like to bring Halloween to the Island! A fun Holiday where people put on costumes, get free sweets and can prank people by pelting them with eggs or scare their pants off!"
Lu begins to make a haughty retort, "Ha! That's..." She trailed off when she actually thought about what she'd said...
"Wait, you get free sweets AND can prank people?" "Yep." There was a long, awkward pause... "Wow...I never thought I'd say this...but I think I LOVE this idea!"
Old man Queeks frowns at this, "Mike and Lu...cooperating? If ever there was a bad omen..." But no one was listening, they were too busy getting swept up in the girls excitement...
They also didn't notice the uncharacteristically quiet and thoughtful Queeks as he walked off in concern...
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Things were going good. Margery was making treats and COSTUMES. Og was building the decorations...
Mike's wish to include the Cuzzlewits- because realistically they'd only have a couple houses to trick-or-treat at otherwise -was approved...despite Lu's insistence that they don't exist...much to everyone's frustration.
Wendell old bean, why on earth did you teach her such a thing?"
"Hey, don't look at me! I don't know where she got such a ridiculous notion, but I certainly didn't teach her it!"
turns out, the whole Albonquetine/Cuzzlewits feud...it may have burnt hot the first couple generations but after that...it kinda just petered out...now it was more of a friendly rivalry then anything. And even THEN it was only that way, because otherwise...well...how else would they occupy their time?...it can't be stressed enough how dull this island could get...
Meanwhile, Mike was having her own issue...what to wear?
"Let's see...my choices are: last years action guy costume, my usual red shirt...or some string in my pocket...great...just great..." Grumbled Mike. She'd been so busy setting things up, she'd forget to make a costume for herself! And now it was too late!
"Well shoot! I guess I'll just have to go as action guy...kinda played out...but it's better then nothing..."
Speaking of nothing...
It's then Mike notices that Og left one of his spare loincloths- again -in her house. She rolls her eyes as she picks it up to throw out...
"Ugh! there's barely anything there. Don't know why they wear this, I wouldn't be caught dead in it..." She trails off as a thought occurred to her. She would NEVER wear this in public...but...she was rather isolated here...and she did have some time to kill...
Making sure no one is around...she goes outside, jumps behind a bush...after some rustling...she places her clothes on top of it...she quickly streaks to some more foliage. Clad in only a loincloth, she's forced to let her hair down to cover her chest...she goes over to the waterfall to look at her reflection...
Mike laughs at how silly she looks, then she starts to get even SILLIER...
She pounds her chest, "Oooga, Booga! Me crazy, near-naked, tribal girl! Come to me animal friends!" She then dramatically grabs a vine a swings herself into the water...
Meanwhile, Og was hurrying past Mike's hut. He'd been so busy building stuff, he'd forgot to make a costume! He'd run up here to ask Mike for advice...
Only to find her not in her hut! He absentmindedly closes the door while thinking of what to do next...then he sees Mike's close in the bushes!
"Huh...how'd these get here..." He says to himself as he took them down curiously...then a thought occurs to him. "I know! I'll dress up as Mike! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all. I'm sure Mike won't mind if I borrow this." He takes them and hurries to the village to get changed...
Shortly after he left, Mike walked back up to the bush... "Well that was fun...but it's getting late and I need to change into my REAL costume..."
She trails off when she sees her clothes missing. "huh? where'd they go? they were right here!" She the shrugs, "well whatever, it's not like I don't have spares."
She walks up to her hut...and sees the door closed, which automatically locks it.
Stupid draft must've slammed it shut again, good thing Og gave me a key- she want pale -which I left in my PANTS pocket..."
Mike trails off as she looks down at her VERY naked, VERY locked outside on HALLOWEEN night body...
"Uh, oh." mumbled Mike as she went a nice red to match her hair...
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"Uh, oh." Said Old Man Queeks in horror as he looks at a VERY old manuscript...the symbol of the PUMPKIN leering at him...
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