Star against the world...order
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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"Far, far away, in a magical land called Mewni, lived a princess"
"Rail slide!" Shouts Star Butterfly as she slides down the staircase rail and breaks a floating crystal decoration. The portrait falls on top of her. She rips through it as she stands up, and the chandelier tilts.
"Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because..."
Star punches a monsters teeth out.
"...I fight monsters..."
Star lands on the unicorn's back, and the unicorn rears up. "Yee-haw!"
"...and tame wild unicorns."
Star rides the unicorn through Mewni, scaring some of the civilians.
I like to have fun! And I'm about to have a whole lot more because today is my 14th birthday! And according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
King and Queen Butterfly wait for Star in the throne room. The audience looks to the doors. Just before the guards open them, Star and the unicorn crash through, scaring the audience. As the unicorn crashes through the rear wall, Star jumps off and lands by her parents, panting excitedly. Her mother reluctantly hands it to her. "Now, Star, this wand is a big responsibility. If it falls into the hands of evil forces, the universe could be destroyed."
Star laughs as she takes the wand from Queen Butterfly, and it magically changes from a royal scepter form to a light purple form with white wings.
"Don't worry, Mom. I can handle it."
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At the castle, King and Queen Butterfly and Glossaryck observe through binoculars. Mewni is on fire and its civilians are screaming in terror while a distressed looking Star slowly shuffles off-screen.
"She can't handle it." They both said at once.
"And that's when the day kinda fell apart for me... Wha? Oh, no. Not because of burning down the kingdom. I mean that WAS terrible, don't get me wrong. But looking back, if I had just left things there... at WORST I would've gotten sent to Saint O's. But with Dad's help I could've POSSIBLY gotten off with just being exiled to some distant world to practice my magic and have fun adventures- (sighs wishfully) -but NO, I had to make one last 'clever' attempt to fix everything..."
Filled with panic, Star raised her wand to blast the fires away, "Uh...Screaming fire retardant of... shame?!" The wand begins to fire the half-remembered spell-
ZAP!
"Star we need to discuss-
ZAP!
Star blinked at the hole that had now just burnt through the stomach of her mother who had just teleported herself and her father right in front of her...
"No,no,no. That wasn't it either. I WISH it had just been that bad. Heck, I'd gladly make 'putting a hole through my mom's stomach' my SCREENSAVER if it could prevent what happened NEXT..."
Both father and daughter gaped in horror...but NOT for the reason you'd think.
Queen moon looked down stunned at the wound...FILLED WITH WIRES, GEARS AND SERVOS!?
"What in the- Moon abruptly stopped talking as 1's and 0's flashed across her now monitor-like eyes. "DAMAGE CRITICAL, INITIATING EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN." And just like that, she powered down...
"What the devil?! YOUR NOT MY WIFE!" Screamed King River enraged. Star just stared a the the robot she'd THOUGHT was her mother, too shocked to react.
POOF!
And just like that, Rhombulus- enforcer of the Magic High Commission -literally popped out of nowhere from a portal.
"Oh, what happened now? Did you fall down the stairs again you worthless piece of junk- Oh, boy." Rhombulus paled at the sight of a broken Robo-Moon, furious River and a princess who was trying VERY hard not to let everything that was happening overwhelm her...
"Rhombulus! Explain yourself!" Demanded River.
Rhombulus's mind went blank, "Uh...well...your wife was being kinda difficult...so we had to replace her- ZAP TO THE FACE!"
Rhombulous suddenly zaps River, knocking him out. A terrfied Star screams and runs like the dickens!
"Wait! NO! Don't run! I didn't hurt him! Just erased his memory like I need to do to you- Wait, crap! Forget that last part!" Pleaded Rhombulus as he ran after her...
"Yeeeaaaahhhh...as hard as it is to believe...things only got WEIRDER from there..."
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...Inside Job Theme...
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Meanwhile, back on earth...
"Uh...so explain to me what were doing again?" Asked Brett Hand to his fellow coworkers of Cognito, Inc.
"For the hundredth time Brett! The shadow board wants to separate this city- Echo Creek -from the planet, reprogram it's citizens and isolate it in one of their private think tanks." Explained an annoyed Reagan Ridley as she made some last minute adjustments to gas as she began the planes final descent to the little town.
"First we locate a small town that's more or less isolated from the rest of the world, then we disperse this special nerve toxin to put people in suspended animation, then we use gravity generators to airlift the town out of it's foundations, set up a dummy 'ghost town' in it's place, drop it in the designated think tank, reprogram the brain chemistry of the town to obey certain directives- 'magic is normal', 'the outside world is boring', 'police are useless', 'ignore how many people are going missing', etc. - we set up a fake sky, fake new network and fake communication network for them to log into, we deactivate the nerve toxin and the people go about their lives without missing a beat." Explained Ridley impatiently.
"Right, right, right. Got it...but uh...why dose the shadow board want this?" Asked Brett conflicted as he once more put aside his moral compass and tried to look on the bright side of things...
"My money's that's it's all for some jerk-off cosplay session/orgy." Said Dr. Andre Lee excited.
"Eh, sounds nice. But I could easily see it as just another rich guy's tax haven." Snarked Gigi Thompson.
"Your both wrong! These are clearly next generation atom-bomb testing sites!...just- y'know, less atom bombs and more drone strikes with chupacabra pilots." Retorts Glenn Dolphman.
"Wait, none of you actually know what they do with these towns? Not even you Ridley?" Asked Brett surprised.
"Look Brett. Not all the stuff we do will be moon hoaxes, JFK assassinations and Taylor swift concerts. Some things are just boring crop circles, cow mutilation, 9/11 level stuff. It's just random crap we make-up to lay false patterns for conspiracy nut jobs, to distract them from the REAL truth. In any case I just can't take anything that came from these towns seriously. I mean look at the names of other towns we've hijacked: Heatherfield, Kadic Sceaux, Dimmsdale, Retroville, Amity park, Tremerton, Beach City, Gravity Falls-
"Gravity Falls? Who makes up this crap?" Interrupts Magic Myc.
"Exactly my point! Do any of these sound like places that anything even remotely important in the grand scheme of things could ever happen?" Ridley shrugs, "I know it sounds cruel. But the fact is that all of these little are- at beast - minor footnotes in the history of the world. They'll eventually go extinct in this modern society anyway, this way at least were giving their insignificant, mediocre lives a shot at being apart of something BIGGER then themselves." Said Ridley cynically.
"Wow...that..that is dark Ridley." Said Brett uncomfortable. And everyone seemed just as disturbed.
"Sorry Brett, but I'm just not in a very good mood today. My dad thought it be a good idea to make his flame war with Richard Dawkins PUBLIC. Long story short: I'm needed at the courthouse tonight to testify. So it's important we get this over with QUICKLY." Said Ridley irritably.
"Uh...at the risk of adding more fuel to this dumpster fire...did you fix that issue with-
"Yes, turns out the the problem was that the gas dilutes if someone takes a full-body shower, thus negating the effect. But I've tweaked it so the gas instead turns into a psycho-sematic-electric current when hit by water. Which will travel into their nervous system via skin-contact."
"So...we good then? No more issues or Chem trail haunting's?" Asked Lee cautiously.
"Well, hypothetically a person with strong enough will power could shake off the effects if he was ONLY hit by the current through non-head parts of his body." she explains as she begins to release the gas. "But for that to happen, they'd need to wear a HELMET in the shower and who's lame enough to do that?"
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AH-CHOO!
Marco Diaz sneezed as he entered the shower and put on his safety helmet...
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