Gravity Falls Retcon Chapter 20
A few days after Summerween Grunkle Stan came up with another idea for the Caveboy Dipper attraction.
"Step right up step right up!" Pacifica cried wearing her own authentic expedition outfit and pith hat. "Come see the Caveman and his recently found Cavewife. See their primitive ways and how they interact."
Dipper and Wendy were wearing animal skin coverings and dirtied up skin. Their hair was messy and looked matted but wasn't thanks to Mabel. They pretended to be wary as customers looked at them. Dipper would look at Pacifica occasionally and reach for her butt which Wendy would swat at Dipper angrily signaling for both of them to start a hooting caveperson argument.
"Well it seems they are having a lovers spat. Specimen A seems to have taken a liking to me but I have made it abundantly clear I am too evolved to mate with him." Pacifica said proudly but inside was quite amused.
Dipper and Wendy grunted like what one would assume paired off protohumans would sound like as they played the parts of ancient man and woman. Once Pacifica got to the part of her speech that was his cue Dipper reached over and grabbed Pacifica and carried her deep into the 'cave' as Wendy, his mate, hooted in disapproval.
"HELP! ONLY EXTRA TIPS WILL WARD OFF SPECIMEN A'S ADVANCES!" Pacifica cried out as Dipper and Wendy giggled like children inside the cave.
The delighted patrons stuffed the tip box full of money as they left making Stan very happy.
"Alright kids now it's time to pitch new ideas." Stan said after the three hidden teens came out dusting themselves off.
"OH OH! I have lots of ideas." Mabel said.
"Go on Mabel. Surely you'd make a better Boss than Stan." Pacifica said smirking.
"What?! You think Mabel could do a better job running the Shack than me?" Stan asked offended.
"No offense Mr. Pines but your business strategy leaves a lot to be desired." Pacifica said.
"First change! If people want a refund for a reasonable cause give them one." Mabel said.
"This is a no refund establishment!" Stan barked.
"You wanna bet?" Mabel said.
Dipper panicked in his head remembering the last time this happened.
"Mabel maybe this isn't that good of an idea. Stan's been doing this for 30 years." Dipper says trying to dissuade Mabel.
"Shush Mason. I have a plan." Mabel said. "Stan you take a few days off. Do what you like to do for fun."
"That's make money. But Yeah I'll take some days off and get on that game show Cash Wheel. I guarantee I'll make more money than you." Stan said.
"Hows about if either one of us makes even one dollar more than the other they win?" Mabel offers.
"Oh I like these odds. The bet is that if I can make more money on my little vacation than you do trying to run the Shack your way, the bigger profit wins. If I win you have to wear a shirt that says loser for the rest of the summer." Stan proposes.
"And If I win you have to do an apology song and dance that I record and put on the internet." Mabel said extending her hand.
"Deal."
Both shook on the wager and Dipper facepalmed.
"This won't end well." Dipper said.
Stan and Mabel left to devise ways to make money in their respective rooms.
"What was that about?" Wendy asked.
"This won't bode well." Dipper said.
"Oh come on. Mabel can't do much worse than Stan." Pacifica said.
"You don't know the half of it." Dipper said.
Pacifica stood up and stretched her arms and shook her neck.
"Well I'll see you tomorrow. I got hot rich girl shit to do." Pacifica said before leaving.
"See ya!" Dipper said.
"Come on stud, you're coming to my place to watch bad movies and roasting them." Wendy said.
"Are you sure? Is your dad going to be there?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah. Are you scared?" Wendy asked.
"Yes." Dipper admitted making Wendy giggle. "I gotta go grab something."
Dipper went into the attic and saw Mabel writing down ideas and planning things on graph paper.
"Mabel where's that CD I told you to get me?" Dipper asked.
"Second drawer." Mabel answered without skipping a beat.
Dipper took out the CD Case and put it in his hoodie before heading down and hopped on Wendy's bike as she climbed on the bike pegs. When they arrived at the Corduroy Cabin Dipper saw Manly Dan carrying out Bowling bags to the truck. Wendy and Dipper got closer and Dan saw the tall, but shorter than him, boy.
"Wendy who's the boy?" Dan asked leering at Dipper suspiciously.
"Dad this is Mason he goes by Dipper, he's my new friend I told you about. He's my bosses great Nephew. He's gonna watch movies with me." Wendy said.
"Let me get a good look at him." Dan said walking up to Dipper standing a full head taller than the teen. "I half expected any boy Wendy brings over to be a skinny little thing."
"No I'm... not Skinny." Dipper said confirming.
Dan looked Dipper over a bit leering at him. Dipper didn't move and waited for Dan to finish.
"Alright. You two behave don't burn the cabin down and don't break anything." Dan said opening the truck door and getting mad. "BOYS WHERE IS MY FAVORITE CD?!"
"Come on dad. We're tired of Sev'ral Timez." One of Wendy's brothers complained.
"I got a spare CD I picked up the other day." Dipper asked pulling out the matching Album.
"Well hot dog! That's my favorite album!" Dan said elated making the boys groan. "Smart boy."
"I accidentally grabbed two getting it for my sister. It's no big deal." Dipper said.
"We'll be home later tonight. You two don't do anything I wouldn't." Dan said starting the engine. '"There's venison and potato salad in the fridge."
Dippers stomach suddenly growls loudly.
"I guess you're hungry. Help yourself. I can go wrestle another deer in a week." Dan said closing the door as the boys climbed in the back.
"Bye dad!" Wendy said as he drove off. "Come on let's grill up some meat."
"Did he say wrestle?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah he did. Why waste shells on something he can catch bare handed?" Wendy replied.
Wendy lit the grill and followed Dipper into the kitchen.
"Seems they left me another sink of dishes... typical." Wendy said.
"You cook I'll do the dishes." Dipper said turning the water on.
"Are you sure? They left some pretty messy dishes." Wendy asked getting the Venison steaks out and started seasoning them.
"I'm sure. I got this." Dipper said.
The two of them took care of their respective tasks and soon the dishes were done as Wendy brought in the grilled steaks. Dipper took two plates from the drying rack and Wendy grabbed silverware.
"I am so hungry." Dipper said.
"So am I. Being a cave woman with a cheating cave husband is exhausting." Wendy joked.
"I can't help that a new female looks tempting. It's been 500,000 years." Dipper joked back at her.
Wendy punches Dippers arm half playfully half serious.
"I just don't want any STDs from the future okay." Wendy joked.
The two teens laughed at their jokes for a bit as they ate the venison.
Once they cleared their dishes they went to Wendy's room which Dipper noticed looking cleaner than he remembered from the previous timeline.
"Wow... clean." Dipper commented.
"What?! It's a girls room, it should be clean." Wendy said defensively feeling worried.
"Well I've only ever been in Mabels and Pacificas, and Pacifica has maid staff so... yeah Mabels is not always clean." Dipper explained.
"Okay okay... So what should we do? Should we watch corny black and white B-movies... or something a little more adult?" Wendy asked sitting on her bed, chest thrust out, hands behind her propping her up with a mischievous grin.
"Now? Here? In your room?" Dipper asked nervously, but less than before.
"Yeah. Dad takes hours to Bowl as he enjoys the food at the Alley, so unless you want to really draw this out we can be done before he gets home." Wendy explained, her grin never leaving her face.
"Do you have a-"
"Nope. But I got on the pill." Wendy said cutting Dipper off.
"Oh wow..." Dipper said flustered endearingly.
"I mean... if you don't want to I can just do it myself..." Wendy said tauntingly.
"NO! I mean... Yeah let's do it." Dipper said.
"Good." Wendy said taking her top off and unclasping her bra. "It's good to be free."
Dipper stares at Wendys breasts as he pulls his clothes off and reveals his nakedness to her.
"Goddamn... Did you get more in shape since we last did it?" Wendy asked as she takes her jeans and panties off revealing her freckled body.
"Did you get more freckles since we last had sex?" Dipper asked.
"Maybe. Why don't you count them all... with your lips." Wendy said standing up and taking Dipper in her arms and kissed his lips.
"Gladly." Dipper said kissing down her neck planting his lips on as many freckles as he can making Wendy giggle and squeak.
Wendy explored Dippers body with her hands as he kissed her body sending them both into a frenzy. After 20 minutes of exploration Dipper guided Wendy to the bed and laid her down before kissing from her knees up to her pussy.
"Geez dude! You have really gotten better..." Wendy giggled as Dipper got her going.
Dipper soon moved her head to the pillow and mounted her teasing her pussy lips.
"And no Mabel to interrupt us." Dipper said kissing up her stomach past her breasts to her lips.
"Take me." Wendy said before locking lips and grabbing his thighs pulling him into her.
"UGGHH!" The teens grunted as Dipper entered Wendy.
"God I love this..." Wendy said kissing Dipper as he thrust into her. "I'm glad you like this..."
"It's a lot more than like!" Dipper panted out as he followed his instincts.
"Good!" Wendy said wrapping her legs around him.
After a good 10 minutes of passion the two teens were laying in Wendy's bed flushed, weary, and out of breath.
"So am I any better than Pacifica?" Wendy asked panicking Dipper.
"What?" Dipper asked.
"I know you did it with Paz too. It was kinda obvious when you pitched the thing where Pacifica was our handler this time." Wendy said smirking.
"I need to do a bit more of the work with Pacifica, she gets tired more quickly." Dipper admitted.
"HA! One up!" Wendy said before reaching under her bed pulling out energy drinks. "Drink we're gonna do this again in an hour."
"Again? Are you trying to wear me out?" Dipper asked after drinking the energy drink, some dribbling on his chiseled chest.
"Yes. I wanna see how far that body of yours can take me." Wendy said kissing Dippers cheek. "You're a lot of fun... I love you Dipper."
"I love you too Wen." Dipper said.
End of Chapter 20
Well there you go, chapter 20. Sorry I haven't posted much lately... except that one shot. Inspiration hit me. Review and throw out suggestions. Hell if I get enough about Wendy's revelation I might do a sequel.