Gravity Falls Retcon Chapter 21
After Dipper and Wendy had sex two more times before Manly Dan and the boys got home. Dipper crashed with Wendy in her room sleeping peacefully and soundly after 3 sessions of sex. The two lovers slept through the night before waking up the next morning to the smell of Flapjacks and fresh bacon.
"Oh my god that smells amazing..." Dipper said waking up.
"Mmmmm..." Wendy murmured on Dippers chest.
"Hey gorgeous... wake up I'm hungry." Dipper whispered.
"Mmm... okay." Wendy groaned before lifting and parting her legs.
"Not that... though thank you for thinking of that." Dipper said nudging his Red haired lover.
"Aww come on... you love the taste." Wendy whined.
"Yeah but I can eat that later." Dipper said. "Flapjacks now."
"Flapjacks?!" Wendy asked sitting up.
"Come on." Dipper said smirking.
The teens got out of bed and got dressed. Wendy put deodorant on Dipper to try to mask any smells he picked up.
"How do I look?" Wendy asked.
"Like a Model." Dipper said going in for a kiss.
"I mean dressed." Wendy giggled as she pulled back.
"Like a sexy goddess." Dipper said before kissing some more.
"Stop! I'm hungry! I thought you were too." Wendy said enjoying the attention.
"You're too yummy looking." Dipper explained.
"Food now. Sex later." Wendy said.
"Anal?" Dipper asked.
"We'll make a trip to the store." Wendy said smiling and giving Dipper a peck on the nose.
"Yay!" Dipper said as they went to the Kitchen.
"You two done in there?" Wendy's oldest brother asked as they sat down.
"MARCUS!" Dan snapped as he stacked the flapjacks. "That's rude."
"It's okay dad." Wendy said.
"Oh okay then. So how was he last night?" Dan asked.
"DADDY!" Wendy freaked out.
"What? You said it was okay. And I'm not throttling the boys neck." Dan explained.
"Thank you for not doing that sir." Dipper said sheepishly.
"She's on the pill. And I peeked on you two after you fell asleep last night when I got home. I've never seen Wendy sleep so soundly." Dan said kindly.
"Aww daddy." Wendy said taking a plate and putting on 4 flapjacks.
Dipper stares down at his breakfast mortified.
"That's the look I was going for." Dan said proud of himself.
"This is better than last time." Dipper muttered to himself remembering the original timeline when he first went to the Corduroy Cabin being mistaken for a kid Wendy was babysitting.
Dipper was quite thankful his new body hit the biggest of growth spurts. Once Breakfast was done Dipper got a text from Mabel asking him to find anything weird in the forest.
"You thinking we get the Manotaurs?" Wendy asked.
"Not really. Gotta get back in their good graces. Plus that's the most literal case of a bull in a china shop I can imagine." Dipper said as he and Wendy started trekking out to the woods.
An hour later the two of them are dragging a strange creature to the Mystery Shack tied in rope.
"What in the hey hey did you two find?" Mabel asked, wearing that business suit like last time.
"Well I've gone through Fords Journals and I don't recognize this thing. But based on it's appearance it's some blend of Bear and Goat." Dipper said.
"I call it a Goatbear." Wendy said.
"And I said we should call it something else but she won't budge." Dipper said.
"It's catchy." Wendy said punching his arm.
"It's too on the nose!" Dipper protested.
"Okay enough. You two wanna argue like an old married couple do it when you're actually married." Mabel said before she had them drag the squirming creature into the Shack into a cage.
"Don't you dare give that thing a 15 minute break." Dipper warned his twin.
"What if he does a good job?" Mabel said.
"Think about it. A bear is dangerous enough to have on display. This things half bear. Half a disaster is still a disaster." Dipper explained. "Plus Goats eat things."
Mabel frowns pouting her lips and glares at Dipper.
"Fine... but we feed it." Mabel said meeting halfway.
"Agreed. But what's it eat anyways? Honey covered Tin cans?" Dipper asked.
30 minutes later Dipper is feeding the Goatbear Honey covered Tin Cans as tourists are amazed by it's bleating growls.
"I was kidding..." Dipper muttered to himself.
After the Goatbear was full Dipper got in a suit and guided some tourists down the show room pointing to various exhibits until he stops.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... behold the most mysterious thing on earth!" Dipper said.
"How the mind of a woman works?" A guy cried out.
"...SECOND Most mysterious thing on earth! The mysterious question baby!" Dipper said as the curtain revealing Soos in his Questiony the Question mark suit.
"Am I a man, am I a baby? These are valid questions." Soos said while the tourists looked horrified with curiosity as they tipped generously and took pictures.
"Thank goodness Soos never stopped perfecting the Question Baby bit..." Dipper said as Wendy was busy ringing up customers with Pacifica at the register.
"A GoatBear..." Pacifica said for the 20th time.
"Yes Paz... stop asking." Wendy said annoyed.
"Does it eat Fish?" She asked.
"I don't know. We found it in the woods." Wendy said. "Probably."
"What about old musty sweaters?" Pacifica asked.
"I trapped it and dragged it to the Shack with Dipper. We did not ask it questions." Wendy replied. "It can't talk... I think."
Wendy, frustrated from the questions she cannot answer left to take her post at the register. After a while Wendy's friends arrived.
"Hey Wen!" Nate called out.
"Hey guys!" Wendy said.
"You got Sodas we can have?" Lee asked.
"Buck a can. We got a bet going on saying Mabel can make more money while Stan is on Vacation, and if we win he has to sing a ridiculous song I will put on the internet." Wendy explained.
"I'll buy that for a Dollar!" Nate said.
When the boys went on the tour guide Tambry stayed behind.
"You two did it again didn't you?" Tambry grilled Wendy.
"Yes." Wendy replied annoyed as Pacifica took the boys through the tour. "Are you going to grill me on the details?"
"Of course. Why so sour? Shouldn't you be sweet what with Dippers cream stuffed in you?" Tambry giggled with a Cheshire cat grin.
"At least I'm getting some." Wendy replied.
"Low blow." Tambry replied glaring at Wendy.
The Tourists take to the new attractions like flies to honey while Tambry discusses with Wendy about her recent happenings.
"So that's really Stan and Fords Great Nephew?" Tambry said as she and Wendy stood behind the counter.
"Yeah. I heard stories from Ford that he was not very well liked at his school. But looking at him now I can see that Mabel was spot on about Puberty hitting him hard."
"He probably looked like this." Tambry said pulling out her sketch pad and drew a smaller Dipper with sweat droplets raining off him and shake lines surrounding him.
"I wonder if this is any accurate. HEY BOSS LADY GET IN HERE!" Wendy screamed.
Seconds later Mabel ran in.
"IS THERE A FIRE?!" Mabel asked panicked.
"No fire but check this out." Wendy said pointing to Tambry's sketch.
"How'd you draw Dipper when he was 12?" Mabel asked taking the sketch in her hand.
"Whoa that's accurate?" Tambry asked.
"Right down to the nervous shake and the sweat. We had to cut back on his carb intake just to make him sweat less." Mabel said.
"Weird." Wendy said as all three girls stared at the picture. "Got any pics of him back then?"
"Lots!" Mabel said pulling her phone out. "I borrowed my mothers phone and sent a bunch of pics of Dipper when we were younger to my phone. Mostly to show him to anyone curious."
Mabel showed the pictures and both Tambry and Wendy look at the pics.
"Why does he look familiar in that face?" Wendy asked. "What did he deal with back then?"
"A lot. Dipper was bullied mercilessly when we were younger. Stuffed in lockers, lunch stolen, wedgies." Mabel said.
"That would explain why he got so mad at Robbie." Tambry said.
"Boy came home with a lot of black eyes. Until he shot up of course." Mabel added.
Seconds later Dipper came back with the tour group and they started looking at product. Wendy stepped out from behind the counter and hugged Dipper.
"Aww hugs are nice." Dipper said hugging Wendy back gently. "Any particular reason?"
"Mabel told me about you as a geek." Wendy said as her face was buried in his chest.
"Oh I am going to kill her..." Dipper said glaring at his sister as she scurried back to Stan's office.
"No... I'm sorry we met the way we did." Wendy added.
"WHAT?! Wendy no! I'm sorry for what I did! Please no!" Dipper said in full panic mode, regressing to his preteen mentality.
"I'm not breaking up with you!" Wendy insisted. "I'm just sorry we didn't meet sooner... or go to the same school together. We would have been friends. I know we would have."
"Oh... yeah having a tough Red head for a best friend would have helped." Dipper said as Tambry started sketching the two of them.
"You think you'd like me if we were friends as little kids?" Wendy asked.
"I don't think there's any version of me that doesn't like you." Dipper said before letting go of her.
"UP UP UP! Back to the hug! I'm making art here." Tambry said sketching them in their embrace as Dipper pulls Wendy back in.
"Make sure you get my good side." Dipper said.
"From what Wendy's told me that's your backside." Tambry said making Dipper blush. "I can't tell where Dipper starts and Wendy's hair ends."
Some tourists see Tambry sketching and they all show approval.
"Are you willing to draw others?" One tourist asked.
"Yes she is! $5 a pic!" Mabel said bursting into the room. "I have sketch pads and colored pencils!"
"What percentage do I get?" Tambry asked.
"You get 3 I keep 2." Mabel said.
"Deal." Tambry said before Mabel took out a stool and fetched her art supplies.
"Giant dork..." Wendy said smiling. "Get back to grabbing my ass."
Dipper smiled as he put his hands back on her ass and squeezed.
Hours later Dipper and Wendy led the Goatbear outside with cans and set it free watching it wander into the woods and disappear.
"That was terrifying." Dipper said trying to steady his heartbeat.
"It was not." Wendy teased.
"Yes it was. I am not used to such dangerous animals, cryptids yes, I can reason with them to a degree." Dipper said remembering his life before he altered time.
"Well if you're hanging out with me you're gonna see a lot of stuff like that." Wendy said. "But let's get back. I think Pacifica wants to hang."
"Probably a good idea. She said she ordered Chinese." Dipper said.
"Mmmm... Egg Foo Yung..." Wendy murmured hungrily.
That's it for Chapter 21.