A 5 year old Naruto get's launched into The Forest of Death and goes into his mindscape. He then meets 2 unexpected people who will change his life and future. What happens after he signs the contract for the seven sins? narutoxharem Eventual Godlike/doujutsu/swordsman/Naruto Rated M for gore, later lemons, and language. ON HIATUS!

Naruto buys a new house, and with it all of its undead problems. Naruto follows the instructions inside of a mysterious, all-knowing magazine to help him cope with his problems. Gardening was never more serious.

Lucy was only in the store to find a new key, she had no idea that she would be meeting a fellow Spirit Mage, blessed with the rarest summoning style she had ever seen. Shēngxiào Entity Summoning, but what is this new ability she has discovered.