Dumb luck: Mandy version
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Mandy groaned as she FINALLY walked out of the thickets...she was REALLY messed up. One of he eyes were dangling by a nerve...and the only reason her guts weren't spewing out was she'd used duct-tape she stole off a corpse to keep her innards in place.
"Finally! Back... to... civilization! Forget... hospital...too...far gone...get...to...GRIM...make him...stop death..."
And then she saw where she'd emerged...
25th MARTIAL ARTS ANGRY MOB FUNKY FREAK OUT TOURNAMENT
Everyone stared at her for a second...
GAH! UGLY MONSTER!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Soon Mandy was pummeled with fisticuffs, bats, torches and afro's...
'On the other hand maybe death wouldn't be the worst thing...' Moans Mandy to herself as what few remaining bones she'd had begun to break...
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Meanwhile, Grim- using some of his mojo to bewitch the TV -was laughing long and loud at Mandy's misfortune. He'd already figured out awhile ago that Mandy was being messed with by a Catastrophe Snail. He COULD call Mandy and tell her...
"Nah." Said Grim with a laugh as she watched Mandy's lacerated and BURNING body get dragged away by animal control...
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"Man, what luck! After the last mating season killed off all the male, I thought the female monkeys would riot come the next one! But here we are! A MALE monkey right before mating season." Said the zookeeper as they threw Mandy into the cage.
"Uh...are we sure it's a monkey? It's just seems WAY too ugly." Said the other puzzled zookeeper.
The first zookeeper shrugged, "Hey, as long as it keeps the female monkeys from ripping our limbs off, it could be a Sasquatch for all I care..."
They then walk away...
A broken and EXTRA CRISPY charred Mandy raises her head...and sees THOUSANDS of amorous FEMALE monkey's giving her interested and 'suggestive' looks...
"NOPE." Said Mandy flatly as she uses the last of her strength to smash her head against a nearby glass Monkey Chow dispenser. Shattering it and killing her instantly...
It's work done, the Catastrophe Snail prepares to vacate the corpse...but not before it let's loose one last shot of bad juju that causes the monkeys to riot and burn Endsville to the ground...
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Mandy groaned as her soul was teleported to the courtroom, 'Okay, not ideal...I was hoping to at least have another couple of decades to build up enough of a powerbase before ending up here and taking over...but it's fine. It might take longer, but I'll be running this place soon enough.'
Unfortunately, for Mandy. That last bad juju burst didn't ONLY effect the mortal realm...
The nachos make my tongue sing, YES!" Shouts Fred FredBurger as he's dragged away from the flaming courtroom.
"Shut up! By order of this court I order you be destroyed mind, body and Soul! BEGONE!" Shouts the judge as he bangs the gavel, causing an energy ball to head for Fred-
ZAP!
Which thanks to Mandy being teleported near the judge, ended up hitting her. Destroying her FOREVER...
Judge Roy Spleen blinked...then gulped. "Oh, boy..." He then turns to Fred. "You saw NOTHING, I'll let you live AND pronounce you the winner of the trial. Deal?"
"YES!"
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Grim whistled as he left the burning ruins of Endsville, his contract also burning up as the last of his 'best friends for eternity' just expired...
"I'd say,'thus ends the adventures of Billy and Mandy'- He snickers -But who am I kidding? We ended over a decade ago! CIAO!" With one mighty slash of his scythe he opened a portal just as the burning nuclear plant went critical...
BOOM!
Grim sensed the thousands of newly dead souls...and just ignores it. "Forget that! I've EARNED this vacation! Get Number 3 to reap if you have to, I don't care! I'M FREE!" And with a pop, he was gone...
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