![]() Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Smallville, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Psych, Fallout, and Pinky and the Brain. About the Author Name: Jane Fics I'm Most Proud Of: Summaries too long to fit in the summary box: A Sad and Sordid Story: The Sad and Sordid Story of Serena Snape, Spurned Spawn of Severus Snape, That Snarky, Sadistic, Slimy Slytherin. Snape’s not the worst father in the world, but he’s in the running. Well, none of us really thought he would be very good, anyway. This is the story of one Serena Snape, a Gryffindor with a greasy git for a father. In Which There Is: Snogging! Invisibility Cloaks! Trips to Azkaban! Challenging Stereotypes! Snark! And More! For the "Snape doesn't have a son" challenge. Rated M for character death a later chapter. An Overabundance of Maps: The Death Eaters are dropping like flies, and in a last-ditch effort to "recruit" new members, Wormtail has been assigned to find a way to turn rats into humans! Will Brain finally be able to conquer the world, or at least the Wizarding one? Featuring moodswing!harry, notsocunning!dumbledore, semi-confident!wormtail, and an overabundance of very useful maps. Clark Kent: Resident Alien, Superhero, Psychopath: Clark often wondered if he was insane. Well, who could blame him? His parents told him he was an alien, and he had all these weird powers -- for all he knew he could have had some horrible experience and was now suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Living in a fantasy world. Most likely he got whammed in the head during the meteor shower. (Clark/Lex) The Dark Lord Lives: Harry has killed Voldemort and is now Prime Minister (read: dictator) of his own government, the Glorious Republic. Aurors are being used as the Boy Who Lived's personal law enforcement. A resistance is gathering; lead by Draco Malfoy and consisting of people who are afraid the Boy Who Lived is on his way to becoming a second Dark Lord. Response to - Nothing is ever as good as you remember it. Not even me. | |||||||
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