Mistress of Craziness

hide bio

Poll: I was bored with my old poll... so I made a new one! Yay! Alright, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Vote Now!

PM . Follow . Favorite
beta	: β Beta Profile
Joined 12-10-05, id: 947115, Profile Updated: 12-06-15

Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy X-overs, and iCarly.

Random note from me: I haven't updated this thing in fifty years... hmm, what to put... oh I know, watch this! If you've seen this before, well laugh at it again. If you've never seen it, you're welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc

Oh man, and this! I'm still laughing, oh my God... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_h_xHZylB8

Hello. Mistress of Craziness here, ready to bring you a bunch of wonderfully random facts about moi. Are you ready...? Are you sure...? 'Kay quul!

My real name is Rachel. AMAZING.

I'm a girl... obviously.

I'm 22. What? You judging me, bro?!

Do you really care what I look like?

My sense of humor is weird.

I have friends...

...yay!

I write more than I read...

...but I read more than I post.

I tend to randomly sing...

...the theme of Whose the Boss? a lot.

I hate words that end with "y's"...

...I think they look weird.

Harry Potter is my bible.

Ron Weasley is my God.

So I guess that makes Hugo Jesus...

...Hermione Mary...

...and Rose, like, a lamb or something.

Now I've probably offended some Christians...

...but I don't care.

I ship EVERYTHING in Harry Potter...

...except Harmony...

...I'll still write it, though...

...don't ask me why.

I love Neville Longbottom...

...he's pretty kick ass.

Fred Weasley is the first death I cried over.

Twilight is simply GAY...

...and I am apart of Team NO ONE...

...grumbles.

I love Kingdom Hearts...

...Roxas/Axel is yummy.

I'm a nerdy gamer...

...I could name all the games I love...

...but it would take forever...

...I'm a big fan of survival horror, though.

Slash is good.

Femmeslash has its moments.

I like troll stories...

...I find them amusing, and better then serious ones.

I rarely flame...

...but when I do, your story must have really sucked that I would flame...

...and not just give you some tips.

But don't stop writing if I do flame...

...I still enjoyed reading it.

Sometimes I read cartoon fics...

...they're my guilty pleasure.

I heart music...

...but then again, who doesn't?

iCarly is so funny...

...and I'm pretty much obsessed with Seddie...

...but I enjoy Cam too.

Creddie makes me yawn...

...but I still plan to write about it...

...don't ask.

Nathan Kress is a sexxii beast.

Nightmare Before Christmas is the bomb...

...but stories about it suck.

I love Invader Zim.

"Deep down I'm bologna?" - Dib.

One time I read a My Little Pony story...

...and all the ponies had sex...

...now I need to see a therapist every week.

Harry/Giant Squid = OTP.

If you read this far...

...you have no life...

...but it's okay, cause neither do I. :)

Oh! And one more thing:

You can't piss on hospitality!

Have a hori--err... nice day. -_-;;

Jesse Pinkman: Okay. What are we building?

Walter White: You said it yourself.

Jesse Pinkman: A ROBOT?

Walter White: ...A battery. MOVE!

Excerpt from "Breaking Bad," AKA the greatest

show in the history of forever.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Millions by Valiox reviews

Tweek hates change, almost as much as he loves numbers. But he's willing to make an exception. Creek.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Tweek T., Craig T.]

That Awkward Moment by Rosemund reviews

AKA: That awkward moment when the only time you and your crush can interact in class. After so long, Pip finally finds someone to talk to. But what good is it when the only thing you rely on to communicate is a lecture class? Passing conversation just barely seems to scrape the surface of who Damien really is. Will be M later on.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Pip P., Damien

True Wealth by Inexplicable Cat reviews

"And then she rescued him right back yadda yadda yadda la dee blah blah da. Listen, I'm not looking for a fairytale but what exactly do you call the resident Croesus suddenly taking an interest in the poor boy?" "South Park level craziness maybe?"

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Kenny M., Token B.] Craig T., Tweek T.

Ship All The Rest Of The World by Inexplicable Cat reviews

Tweek is getting these weird, new feelings, Clyde is oblivious as always, Token plays matchmaker and Craig just wants to watch porn with his 'fake' boyfriend.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Clyde D., Token B. - Complete

In a Mirror, Festively by SynapticFirefly reviews

Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete

Five Seconds in Your Heart by cults reviews

Cartman is more of a loser in high school than he'd counted on. And he's not sure if things are getting better or worse once he takes on a job that inevitably leads to spending more time with Kyle, the childhood rival he'd been forgetting about lately. Kyman.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.

Second Best by FireWasp reviews

Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,153 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete

An Infinite April by shortstackedcheesecake reviews

According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete

Guilty Notebook by KovatePrivalski97 reviews

Eric Cartman has done things he should apologize for... What will happen when he is forced to do so, supervised by his eternal rival? / Kyman; Stendy; Bunny; Creek

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,163 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.

Battle South Park by silverfox.611 reviews

A fatal accident affects the whole town leaving South Park residents to fight for their lives until help arrives. Who will live? Who will die? Who will fall in love? Sorry, I'm not so good at summaries! Rated M because I intend to be as violent and as smutty as I want! LOTS of pairings: Kyman, Creek, Bunny, Stendy...and MOAR! Just be patient with me on this one PLEASE! :)

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.

Catch Me If You Can by scarylolita reviews

The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete

Becoming Ron and Hermione by IheartRonaldWeasley reviews

Started as Ron and Hermione missing moments from Deathly Hallows, then transformed into a story of its own. Follow Ron and Hermione through the 19 year gap left between the battle and epilogue of the Deathly Hallows. Story completed and just updated with a BRAND NEW missing moment treat at the end of the story. Reviews are appreciated!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,758 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete

The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews

Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.

The Tales of Weasley the Father by dieselwriter reviews

Who knew all of Ron's screw ups in life would result in helpful advice? Unfortunately for him, his children don't always appreciate his pearls of wisdom. *Chapter 32: Home*

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,008 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W., Rose W.

Shipwrecked by seddierox13 reviews

Ridgeway has organised a trip to England, but what happens when something goes wrong on the boat? Sam and Freddie find themselves lost on a desert island. Are they the only ones who survived? Rated T. Seddie/Seuben, for now, but there'll be a lot more!r&r

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,347 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.

Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews

After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Daddy's Little Girl by Noterwomann reviews

Captain Ron Weasley and his team are the best Aurors the Ministry has. But when one of the missions goes wrong Ron finds himself straddled with the last thing he ever expected. AU Not Deathly Hallows Compliant.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 249,930 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.

My Mistake by JamesTheGreater reviews

After a serious argument tears them apart, Freddie embarks on a cross-country journey to find Sam and maybe even learn a few things about himself along the way.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.

iCan Make Her Jealous by myjumpingsocks reviews

Poor Freddie just got dumped for another, tennis playing, guy. To make his ex jealous he's gonna need a fake girlfriend. With Carly out of town Sam is his only real option. Can they pass off as a couple, or totally ruin their friendship? Hobos included

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,948 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete

Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews

Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete

Discover My Friend by xHarryIsMyHomeboyx reviews

Ron thinks he knows Harry, but learns differently when he visits the Dursleys.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 5/4/2008

Roommates by courageouscoward reviews

Draco found himself in a pickle; completely unable to move, trying not to stare at the person beside him and pretending that he was paying attention to the movie he's already watched a million times... AU college fic Ron/Draco slash

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.

iAm Finished by iCarlyFanFreek825 reviews

When Freddie gets fed up with Sam, he decides to quit being friends with both girls. How will they react? What secrets will be revealed in the tech-boy's absence? Seddie! Rated for safety.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete

Drift Away by XxHLAOVTExX reviews

Zim sent a sharp glare at Dib. "And why on Earth do you want to know what I do in my free time?" Dib never loosened his grip on the gloved hands. "Because." He growled, "I know you living with someone else in your base. And it makes me sick."

Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Zim, Dib

Truffles by Lainebutt reviews

The trio eats some Chocolates that Spencer made, but didn't realise what was in them. A Seddie centric story. **Contains unintentional under age Psychedelic drug use and now underage sexual activity** Now Complete.

iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

iSteal by ThereWillBeSeddie reviews

Sam. I don't want to hear about your canoodling. Ouch!" You can't say canoodling and not expect me to hurt you. Anyway, I just...need to tell you that I have been stea-" "WOAH! What is going on in this studio!" Little Seddie one-shot. : Rated T!

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

Please, Tell Me by JamesTheGreater reviews

Ridgeway's school counselor has the toughest job. Follow Dr. McLandry as she attempts to describe the indescribable.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010

Mr Perfect by NintendoGal55 reviews

Lyle Samuel is the new kid in school, and is...well, a male version of Lila. He's absolutely perfect. Helga gains a crush on him, much to the dismay of Arnold, who becomes very jealous. The tables turn and turn...

Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete

A Knife to the Back by Rigato Caravel reviews

Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,727 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete

iFight Back by Mlle. Madeline reviews

“Sam,” I mutter as best as I can with rug in my mouth. “Fight back, nerdball!” you retort, twisting my arm more. So I do. Mild Seddie.

iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

iCrossover by Invader Johnny reviews

AU It's a typical day in the "restricted" cafeteria of the Nick studios, why? Because a certain blonde delinquent and insane robot are having a little argument involving their favorite animal... in a different way, insanity assured.

Crossover - Invader Zim & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Gir, Sam P. - Complete

Route 99 by pigwiz reviews

Missed opportunities and life altering mistakes. NOW WITH AN EPILOGUE! Rated 'T' for language and situations.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

iHave A Snowball Fight by Snapplelinz reviews

After coming home from Christmas shopping, Freddie challenges Carly to an impromptu snowball fight, with intriguing results. A CREDDIE one-shot all the way. Happy Holidays!

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete

iBreak Hearts by deviocity reviews

Carly has a much needed talk with her two best friends in order to end the string of heartbreaks they’ve been causing. Seddie.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

Because She Wasn't You by JamesTheGreater reviews

There's only one Sam Puckett in the world. Eventual Seddie.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

Pyramid Pizza by The Kat Valentine reviews

-Silent Hill 2- Ever wonder where Eddie got that pizza? Lucky Jade Restaurant, a.k.a Pyramid Pizza. We rape and deliver.

Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Pyramid Head

iFollow the List by etain reviews

“I want to go on a trip,” said Carly, and neither Sam nor Freddie could refuse. Carly decided if it was the last thing she was going to do, she was going to fix this. Seddie & Carly.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete

Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews

He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

Pros and Cons by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews

Hermione makes a list of the good and bad reasons to be liking a particular guy. But what happens when that guy sees the list? Rated T to be safe. HGSS

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete

A Wish Fulfilled by JavaStix reviews

Harry and Ginny embark on a new adventure...their life together...this is AU because it was started before DH came out and was too far gone by the time it did come out.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete

Never leave one for dead by Valzen reviews

Hermione Granger was left for dead. Now she is coming back to the wizarding world with seven years of training. She has a new identity and new enemies. Her mission to end the war.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete

Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro

AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews

Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008

10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews

Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella

The ties that bind by crazednthu reviews

Hermione is alone, hated, and deserves it. What she did was unforgivable, but does she deserve to start her 7th year alienated and pregnant? Review!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,839 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete

The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 8,672 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete

What Our Parents Don't Know by Flower Powerer reviews

“Oh, is it true what they say, Scorpius? Can it really fly you to the moon?” Albus Severus/Scorpius OneShot Collection

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.

I Saw by laura-csm reviews

The might of the quill can't compare to what a person sees while observing a subject or subjects of interest. This is what I saw. Series of thoughts of characters. All eras, all characters.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete

Seven Years by SaintRidley reviews

Tom Riddle and his time as a student at Hogwarts. Not AU, not contradicting canon. Preemptively rated T for the future torture and killing that will be involved later on. Currently in first year. Note: I don't own the HP universe.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Tom R. Jr.

What if Hogwarts had MSN? by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews

Well, this is what we think would happen. ....edit... Sorry it is taking so long to update! We will try to write another chap soon! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/31/2006

The Ballad of Blaise and Ron by Annamia reviews

Harry, Draco, Blaise, and Ron all go off to spend the summer holidays at a hidden locations. Draco is determined to get Blaise and Ron together. Only one problem: Ron's in love with Harry. Oh dear... Established Harry/Draco. Ron/Harry onesided. Blaise/Ron

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete

I Will by Retse reviews

As a last resort, Harry is sent back in time to kill an 8yr old Riddle but, despite what Voldemort has done to him, he cannot bring himself to murder an innocent child. Instead, he does the only thing he can. He adopts Riddle and raises him as his own.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.

The Next Generation by CrystalDragon791 reviews

Begins where JKR left off, at the beginning of the first year of Hogwarts for Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy. New friends, unexpected Sortings, and lots of magic being used between classes. Scorpius POV PLEASE R&R rated T for language

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Scorpius M., Scorpius M. - Complete

Who the Heck is Astoria Greengrass? by hYpEravenclaw reviews

She married the most loved and hated character in the Harry Potter series, and yet practically the only thing we know about her is her name. This is my take on the most significant insignificant character in the series, Astoria Greengrass. Chapter 4 is up

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Draco M.

Off to see the Wizard by stupidpenname reviews

Post DH Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Neville have a movie night in. The movie of choice? The Wizard of Oz. Somehow fairytale wizards and witches don't quite match the reality. Just a fun short story. One shot. Rating for some naughtyish words.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete

Ratrace by 8I reviews

The story of Harry Potter, in the format of a race.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete

They're All Gone by Jack of the North reviews

Short one-shot about Remus dealing with Sirius' death. Not slash. Tonks is there to listen.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete

Beautiful Boy by Fics by Fumph reviews

Remus had always wanted what James had - a family.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete

The First Night by Rosalie Weasley reviews

A short sweet one-shot about the first night baby Rose is home. R/Hr. Really cute!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete

10 Little Things about Ron and Hermione by caraez reviews

Inspired by "10 Little Things about " Stories. What Ron and Hermione may or may not know about each other. Please R&R!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete

Draco's Opinion by Ivana Wright reviews

Draco has just discovered who Viktor Krum’s date to Yule Ball is. He decides to give the Dumstrang his opinion on the matter.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Too Young to Die by shima0fly reviews

On this day and every day after we celebrate the life and remember the death of Hermione Granger. It picks up where the seventh book left off, except for the epilogue. RW/HG and HP/GW.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.

Harry Potter: Hero or Hothead? by a little erratic reviews

A wrestling ring in the Great Hall? People randomly dying and returning? Malfoy obsessed with lip gloss? And WHO is Chauncy? These questions and confusion shalt all be cleared up. All you have to do is click the little blue words above this summary. DO IT

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Cho C.

The People Inside My Head Say They Want Pie by iloveslinky reviews

ON HIATUS: James and Cyn are at it again! Only, this time, James went too far! Cyn suffers from insanity while James laughs it up, but, unbeknownst to our favorite duo, a REAL terror is on the loose! Will James hear Cyn's desperate cry for help in time?

Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.

Forever Sisters by Just.Another.Wannabe reviews

Through everything, they would always be sisters. Nothing could change that. NarcissaAndromedaNo slash, incest or anything liek that. Just a cute piece on sisterly love.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete

A Christmas CarolRHr Style by justagirlxx reviews

Ron Weasley is struggling with love. Three spirits must transport him from the past to the present to the future to show him his one true love, and what will occur if he does not reconcile with her. R&R PLEASEEE! RHr of course!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007

Black Hearts by Agent Motiel reviews

All of us know the Black sisters: Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa. But how did these three girls, brought up in a household with the same ideals, end up so different? This is the life of the Black sisters, told through their eyes, and their hearts.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L.

Aquainted In Blood and Love by Lit by the Moon reviews

Define Blood: It is essential for life. It is a symbol of truth and loyalty. It is a tie that binds me and my family together. It is a tie I wish to break. My Blood equals Ron's Blood. I equal Ron. And I love Ron. Warning: Incest

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete

The Top Ten Reasons by febitoria reviews

Why, I, Cho Chang, the most beautiful girl at Hogwarts, kissed Harry Potter.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete

Severus Snape's Thoughts by MarauderPadfootMoony reviews

Our favorite Potions Master's thoughts on the various people he has taught or worked with.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Severus S. - Complete

But They Were Happy by wildkidlexie reviews

Rose Weasley wants to look into Ron's pensive. Scorpius is hesitant and doesn't want to take part of it in the first place. But everything goes wrong when they both accidentally fall in...

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,262 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ron W. - Complete

You're Going to Die, Brother by Da Phoenix 13 reviews

Thanks to a freak accident, Percy has gone back to the night of the battle and manages to save Fred's life. But the universe, unfortunately, has a habit of course correcting...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Percy W., Fred W.

Crossing the Line by xfrequentlydazzled reviews

When Pansy Parkinson’s husband is brutally murdered, Ron Weasley is called in to investigate. As he spends more and more time with Pansy, he finds it harder to keep the relationship professional and soon he’s crossing the line. HIATUS.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Ron W., Pansy P.

Freshly Laundered Towels by inactivebye reviews

Oneshot Something wasn't right, yet Draco just couldn't figure out what it was. RWDM

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete

Why? by inactivebye reviews

100word drabble. Draco can't believe that he chose Ron over everyone else. fluff

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete

To Where You Are by MarblePlum reviews

When you leave some things, you leave someone. The treasure chest reveals a life lived and cherished. Memorial fic for J.T.

Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,249 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - JT Y., Liberty V. - Complete

Hands by Daisy Miller reviews

Hands are the window to the soul. RonLuna

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete

The True Fatal Frame by StormHornet reviews

Fatal Frame parody. Himuro Mansion, a whorehouse? Okay... wait, what? And Miku, insane? Well, as if that wasn't obvious! [Random scenes from Fatal Frame with added comedy. Language and suggestive themes abound!][Complete.]

Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete

Just Like Heaven by dracogirly reviews

Harry rents a house only to find out that the previous occupant hasn’t left yet. What happens when it turns out to be a ghost and Harry is the only one who can see him? HPDM

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.

The Forced Journal Assignment by inactivebye reviews

Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete

The Unicorn and I: A Harry Potter Romance Saga by AnastasiaIB reviews

Anastasia is the most popular girl at Hogwarts but she has a DARK secret. Can Harry save her? Will Hermione ever stop being jealous of her? What is the deal with Draco?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Harry P.

Mary Sue Who? by The Sentient Wolf reviews

Her name is Andrea Sapphire Crystal Starshine Moonlight and she comes to Hogwarts in the Trio’s sixth year… with a dark, dark secret. Did I mention that she’s smart? And funny? And beautiful? And troubled? And perfect in everyway? MARY SUE PARODY

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P.

I Was Walking with a Ghost by moondolphin11 reviews

He's gone, she's alone, and the poor child will grow up without knowing a father's touch. Is this all true...or might there be some hope? RonHermione after all is said and done...

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.

The Unlikely Tales by Babbitty Rabbitty reviews

Ron Weasley, Dolores Umbridge. Who would've thought the two would end up together? As for Mrs Figg, Dobby, Mundungus ... who will their matches be? Find out in this series of highly Unlikely Tales.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ron W., Dolores U.

Saving Ron by gamergirl8901 reviews

The war is over and Voldemort is dead. All the Weasleys are dead, except Ron. He's left alone, crazy and suicidal, when a certain blonde someone decides to help him and show him that there's something worth living for. RonLuna. Currently under revision.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Ron W., Luna L.

Health Class At Hogwarts by Eternal Love LJ reviews

Okay, so, the school board has stepped up and made a requirement for some health class at Hogwarts. Sounds hilarious, right? Well, it is! Not really an LJ, if I continue it might be, though. Tell me if I should!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.

Ginnyella by SiriusLuver16 reviews

Percy is telling Ginny her favorite bed time story.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete

Charity by LadyDiablo reviews

Ron and Hermione entered Harry to the Kissingbooth in a Fundraiser at Hogwarts. There is only one problem: he does not know how to kiss. Who will teach him? Slash HarryRon

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete

Magic is the easy part by Aviane reviews

My first fic. It's a hermioneGinny Slash inpired by... great authors:D Read it if you like

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.

Ginny's Potion Woes by The-Caitiff reviews

Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete

Faded by Snowdrop.Faery reviews

[Complete!]To heal can be a wonderous and painful process, so when it finally rolls around are the light in this war up for the challenge?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete

seahorses&cake by threadbare reviews

I don't get it. [badfic]

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Percy W.

What happens when they discover FANFICTION! by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews

This is what happens when Hermione discovers fanfiction on her parents computer, and tells her friends about it...Now, everyone from the golden Trio, to the Mauraders, to Lily, and to Malfoy all have their own twosence to add! Rated for safety, Read and

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006

Fairy Tales by Sunflakes reviews

Hermione hates fairy tales for putting ideas in her head. Angsty one shot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

The Approaching Curve by 2ofacrime24 reviews

While driving to the Riddle House, a thick fog takes over the road. HR. Slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete

Escape by skyblue.x reviews

Harry finds an old videotape and is very surprised by what he sees....his parents kissing? Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete

Do You Like Me? by Lily and James Love 4 ever reviews

Lily has some questions she wants to ask James, but the answers shock her.Oneshot. Please read and Review. Its good. I just stink at making a summary.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

Divination of Seventh Year by SometimesYouFeelLikeaKnut reviews

Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off on a mission to destroy the horcruxes and eventually Voldemort himself. Various POVs and a little RH and HG fluff. Please R&R! Chapter 7 is up!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005

Of Secrets and Stags by whitewolf33 reviews

During the full moon, Lily follows James into the forest. She gets attacked by Remus, but is saved by James in his Animangus form. What will happen between Lily and James? LilyxJames SiriusxRemus AlicexFrank

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,193 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

Flat Mates by Cinerarium reviews

Ron and Harry talk about the future. mild slash

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete

Magical Flower by cybergurl reviews

At Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione picks a flower and plays the classic game of He Loves Me...He Loves Me Not. Will Ron and Hermione finally get together? One Shot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete

Get Better by EmilyWood reviews

Ginny visits the same ward at St. Mungo's every month to visit the man she gave her heart to so many years ago. She's moved on with her life, but still something is missing.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

Reasons Why Harry Potter is EMO by WhyCantIBreathe reviews

8 pages of hilarious nonsense. How did I fit in evil stepsisters, mother goose rhymes, anorexia, and the Milkshake” song? I don’t know, it must be genius. The title speaks for itself. 1shot

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete

Just Watching by SeekerGirl17 reviews

As long as the one I love is happy, I am happy too. Ron's thoughts on the day of Harry and Hermione's wedding day and how he never got the chance to tell her how he truly felt.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

A Beginner’s Guide to LilyJames Romance by arctique48 reviews

All you need to know when throwing two starcrossed lovers together. Parody

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

Faulty Fellytonny by Dragon of the lost world reviews

Ron and Harry try to make a telephone call from a phone booth, but it backfires badly. RonHermione, One shot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete

Funny Little Heart Shaped Things by wwonder reviews

Some RonHermione fluff in which Ron can't see what's right under his nose.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete

A Spider Story by SiriusLuver16 reviews

What really happened when Ron's teddy bear was turned into a spider? Here's the TRUE story!

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - George W., Ron W. - Complete

Three Marauders and a Baby by TheFox101 reviews

Lily goes food shopping, leaving Harry with his father. James calls in reinforcements. This is going to be a long day...

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete

Letters To You by brokenpens reviews

When you wake up, you’ll feel bitter. You’ll have read this, and you’ll feel bitter just like coffee. It’ll be my fault, and I’m sorry.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete

A Beginner’s Guide To Marauder Adventures by arctique48 reviews

All you need to know when creating a hysterical escapade with our three favourite boys plus one rat. [Parody]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Annoying Fan Girl by Megaluhoo reviews

“Like, Oh my god. You’re Harry Potter!” She gasped. He rolled his eyes, but nodded.“I remember in the first book when you had to beat Voldemort at a pie eating contest, you must have been terrified.” The girl recited, she kept giggling. 300 reads!

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete

A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews

All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Forever Shattered by SyberiaWinx reviews

A shy, abused teen goes to the Barrows Mansion for a class trip, six years after the massacre at Barrows Castle, of which the only survivor was a young boy...

Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004

Crumpled Notes by will-herm-simetra reviews

When Ronald Weasley found a crumpled note on the common room floor, he didn’t just find out the reasons for his little sister’s mood swings but her real feelings…for his best friend.Oneshot.GH

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews

Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete

Footsteps in Time by Goldenlioness4 reviews

Two boys, born into families that were destined to hate each other.When James and Sirius first meet at Hogwarts, see how their hate turns into friendship, their suspicions turn into trust and how they formed a bond as strong as brothers.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,671 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete

A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 7,176 - Follows: 601 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

iWouldn't Ask Anna That reviews

In order to avoid Summer school with Ms. Briggs, a reluctant Sam is forced to become the new advice columnist for the Ridgeway Press. But what starts off as a lame assignment soon becomes interesting when a certain TechWiz starts writing to her. SEDDIE.

iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.

iRepeat reviews

After taking Carly on the worst date of both of their lives, Freddie is forced to go through the same day over and over until he can "get it right." But what exactly is he doing wrong? SEDDIE, with some Creddie.

iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.

iCare, Nub reviews

When your girlfriend is Sam, your perception of caring can become quite distorted. SEDDIE. Oneshot.

iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete

You're Roast Beef reviews

Ron tries to tell Hermione how much he loves her the best way he can: with a food analogy. RWHG. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete

A Complete Collection of Cliché Dramione Plots reviews

On hiatus. Draco is depressed? Hermione is suddenly HAWT? They have to share a common room? Be Potion partners? Detention? Go to the Yule Ball together? Ohmgee, she's pregnant...? Sheesh, how much more could there be? The answer: tons. DMHG... sort of...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.

PS Date me, or Else reviews

If there's one thing James wasn't good at, it was writing a decent love letter. But with a little help from Sirius, he just might be able to pull off one of the worst pieces of crap Lily ever had the misfortune to read. Slight LEJP. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete

One's True Self reviews

Colin's making a photo album, and still needs Luna's picture. Slight LLCC. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Colin C., Luna L. - Complete

Pools of Magical Blood reviews

On hiatus. The students at Hogwarts are acting different, and the only clue is a set of teeth marks on their neck. Someone is a vampire, and Buffy & Co. are called to the job. Enemies become friends. Friends become enemies. And no one can be trusted...

Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007