Harry and Draco hurried their way over to the Slytherin table, where Professor Snape swooped down on them and bitterly handed out their class schedules, "Malfoy, and " here he almost spat on the ground "Potter. Here are your schedules. I hope I don't inconvenience you by begging you to be on time." With a snarl, he turned around and stormed off to the table at the end of the hall where the professors sat.
"Yikes" commented Harry.
"What is this stuff about changing names to yourself, Harry" asked Draco.
"Oh, just a simple way for me to hurt everyone by muddling things. Take the story of Merlin, replace the names Merlin, Morgana le Fey, and King Arthur with Harry Potter. Add my name to muddle understanding."
"Like the children books that star you?"
Harry turned around. "I have heard about those books. I plan on suing them and replacing the author's name with mine. I am the author of those books. I will also change the antagonists and major protagonists to my name.
It's not just books, but the history of Dumbledore defeating Grindlewald. Replace both names with mine. That will muddle the books."
"And what of the muggle religions, even those too."
"Yes, replace the names God, Satan, and Jesus with Harry Potter, mine. As well as Allah, Iblis, and Mohammed with mine. And the prophets, change their name to mine, 51% of them. And for Yahweh, Moses, and the King of Egypt, change their names to Harry Potter."
Draco paused, then "yess, that will work."
"Remember, only 51% needs to be done for me. And you can stop and disassociate yourself from this whole thing, or rejoin, at any time, with but a penalty of biting your cheek."
"And this He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, change his name to Harry Potter as well.
When I name myself to 51%, it should make others feel safer. But when my followers do it for their names for the rest, like you, Draco, then it should make others feel terrified."
Time is running out, and so they hurried off to their classes with their schedules.