"Ron, if you find my corpse in a closet," Harry whispered, "It's Mayumi."
"All this over owning her a broomstick? Mate, just get her the broom and be done with it."
"I can't." Harry lamented, "imagine the chaos she would cause with it— Hogwarts won't survive..."
"Oh shit."
"I feel like I'm going through all five stages of grief simultaneously right now,"
"Nah mate, this is just the last stage of Mayumi. You'll survive." A pause, "as long as she doesn't go nuts and play loan shark."
"I'm going to die."
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