Mayumi was sorting through her Amazon deliveries during breakfast when the morning news arrived. And slowly, gradually but surely, the eyes of the Great hall turned to stare at her.
Blinking, Mayumi snatches the Prophet out of Hermione's hands, and there it is on the headlines-
Breaking News!
Hogwarts' Local Cryptid?!
Harry Potter says: This is why we can't have nice things
Beneath it, Photo-Mayumi was wreaking the page with a tortilla minigun.
"Rita," Mayumi whispers, "I am so proud of you."
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In which through Rita Skeeter, Mayumi has corrupted even the Daily Prophet.