Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

I do not know when I fell in love with her. She was my enemy, yet she was a kindhearted woman. So when I found out that I was her Secret Santa, I was more than thrilled, even if she probably would never love me back. Pre HBP. DHG

Fred and George punk people. Chp 6: Surprise Punk'd. Caution: If you die of laughter everytime you read funny stuff I advise you not to read this fic.

A series of really dumb Harry Potter short stories. Don'tchu judge me, boy.

Do you like mindless and stupid humor? I know I do!Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the story and I haven't struck a cord with Fanfiction. This is just a series of pointless events in the day and the life in Harry Potter. Anything can happen.No flames

DxHr. A war is about to be initiated between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Because Hermione Granger saw something that she wasn't supposed to see. Hermione Granger has blackmail.

DMxHG. A party gone terribly wrong at the end of 6th year leaves Hermione friendless, terrified, and permanently labeled as the school slut. Full summary inside. R&R! Put on hold for a while, sorry guys.

They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!

New chapter 11 up! Picture a wedding with Hermione Granger as bride’s maid and Draco Malfoy as best man. Possible results: Disaster, Chaos and a Complete Mess of Things! Loosely based on Meg Cabot's 'Every Boy's Got One'. A DM & HG fic! Please R&R!

Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.

DxHr. Draco has a crush on Hermione. So when he hears her talking about pink up lines, he borrows a book from the library full of them. But when a pureblood attempts to figure out muggle phrases, chaos ensues. AU.

Harry's life is all going to change now he's got to find horcruxes and with the other shocking revelations he uncovers along the way...how will he cope? Pre-Deathly Hallows. One chapter to go.

My parody that previously was under the alias: Harry Potter Story: Crash and Burn. A not so terrible tragedy occurs that exposes the humor and dysfunction at Hogwarts. Warning: This parody contains Hermione whooring it, an angsty Harry, and dead Mary Sues

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! THE craziest story you will ever read. Insanity is guaranteed as the HP characters and various FF authors live out very weird situations.

If you guys feel like laughing, you better read this story!Something happens between Harry and Luna that makes Harry so upset he has to get body guards! It's a funny story so read it please. Then Voldemort comes, and it gets funnier. Woo

In this Hogwarts, things are... different. There is gravy, large fruit baskets, a plot... no, never mind and orange jello. You'll cry in frusrtation, and laugh when you've gone mad. READ IT... please?

Saint Hermione, virgin prude, gets knocked up by the most unlikely person imaginable. but don't tell anyone, her boyfriend doesn't know. WARNING: mentions of sex and profanity

He never knew mud tasted so sweet... “AHHHHHH!” Get out you pervert!” yelled a flushed and yet infuriated Granger trying desperately to cover herself. That night he got a nasty scar on his left eyebrow from the razor Granger threw at his head.

SLASH! DxH. I remember that night. That night, when you blew out the candle, and said, oh so seductively, “I like it better when it's dark.” But now, the wax is dripping. And the light is dimming. The candle I'm holding is going out.

Sequel to The Grinch Who Stole My Heart. DxHr. Hermione and Draco are reunited, but it results in a dire situation. This time it's Draco in trouble. Can Hermione save him, or will they have to say good bye again, once and for all?

AU. The marauders are at Hogwarts, and trust me, it'll be a very interesting seven years. R&R!

Damn Mudblood, how come every where I go she show up behind me? DMHG

Sequel to The Hidden One.

What happens when 8 former Hogwarts students are formed into couples and put into a hit reality show? These couples are enemies, how will they live with each other? Full summary inside. DrH

Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.

PRE HBP Ginny and two of her friends make a list of 40 ways to bother Professor Snape, and Ginny is elected to carry them out. Inspired by the 'Bothering Snape' cartoons.

COMPLETE! DxHr. Hermione has always had a good life. But that all changes in a whirlwind of events. Now, she's on her own, the whole world against her. Who will she turn to for help? HBP never happened. Very AU. Read and review, morks.

CHAPTER 3 UP! review softly... first fic!

Hermione Granger was 17 and one of the brightest witches of her time. She loved many things. She loved reading, her family, her cat, her two best friends Ron and Harry, and life in general. But, there was one thing this brilliant girl did not like: Draco

What happens when the Marauders and Lily mess up a potion and get sent to Harry's time? HBP spoilers. Rated for safety. Please R&R.

The Granger family reunion was his only chance...to escape that is. Feeling sick of the nagging and hate he recieves from his cold parents, the boy hides when it comes time to depart. Leaving himself in a place forgin to his wizarding kind. DM HG