"#919"
Draco smirked to himself. "So you did end up calling again tonight."
"Well, you asked me to, and I liked talking to you, so..."
"So you always do what's asked of you?"
"Usually."
"So I can assume your knickers...?"
"Are sitting on my desk, yes."
"Good girl."
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"Last night you asked if I'd shag you on your desk. You work in an office too?"
She's a muggle. Don't be stupid. Don't talk about the ministry. He chose his words carefully. "My day job, yes."
"You have two jobs?"
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"No, I'm just surprised. I guess I thought of this as a full time job."
Draco laughed at that, "No, it isn't."
"Will you tell me about one of your fantasies?"
"My fantasies?"
"To touch myself to."
No woman had asked him that yet. He was going to bore her into hanging up. "I'm afraid my fantasies are rather dull right now."
"Oh?"
"I really want to take a wi—woman out to a really fancy restaurant. The kind I used to eat at all the time when I was younger but I haven't been to years."
"Memories?"
"Money."
She hummed in acknowledgement of his answer.
"Get absolutely drunk together talking about anything, then stumble home and make love until we fall asleep."
"You sound lonely."
He couldn't believe she'd be so blunt, and he couldn't believe how true it was. "I manage."
"So I take it you've never shagged someone on your desk then? Made that up just for me, did you?"
Draco laughed, "Not just for you. I like to live adventurously a little too."
"I think I'm too afraid to live adventurously."
"Pfft," Draco exclaimed sarcastically, "you're masturbating with the phone sex operator. At night! How much more adventurous could you get?"
The woman burst out laughing.
"I can think of something adventurous you could do though."
"I'm listening."
"You work in an office, yes?"
"Yes..."
"You wear pencil skirts?"
"Usually."
"And you like when I tell you to take your knickers off?"
"Where are you going with this?"
"Tomorrow morning, take your knickers off and leave them in a drawer in your desk. Don't put them back on until you go home."
"I can't!"
"Who would know?"
"I would! And you! And I spend the whole day sitting! I can't! I can't!"
•••
She did. Draco was sure she did. He didn't even know this wit—woman and he just had a hunch that she was walking around with no knickers because he'd said to. And he was excited when his phone rang! He was actually looking forward to her call!
"#919"
"Where are your knickers, love?"
She sighed dramatically. "Right to the point, huh? Not even a hello."
"Nope. Tell me what I want to hear, love."
"They're in my desk drawer."
"And when did you put them there?"
"Half an hour before I called you."
Draco laughed. He couldn't call her a good girl and he couldn't exactly call her naughty since the naughty thing to do would be to be a good girl.
"I'm sorry."
"You don't need to apologize, love."
"I don't want to disappoint you."
"You're my favorite client! You won't disappoint me." He shouldn't have said that. Why did he say that? He didn't even know her!
"I'm your favorite?"
"Yes."
"Ok. Tomorrow I'll take off my knickers. I promise!"
•••
"#919"
"Well?"
"I did it!"
"Good girl! How do you feel?"
"Wet! Like, good wet like I'm so bloody horny but also scary wet like I feel like everyone knows I'm not wearing knickers."
"No one knows, love. Good girl! You're horny now?"
"Yes!"
"Do you want to cum for me, love?"
"Yes!"
"Good girl."
•••
Draco wished she was a witch.
He could ask her to transfigure her knickers into a ribbon and wear it in her hair for the day
He could ask her to send him something naughty through the owl post.
He could send her something through owl post.
Muggles made you reveal your whole identity to send something through the post.
Muggles might be more advanced with writing with pen and paper and communicating with the phone but the anonymity of the owl post was still superior to the muggle post. And it was free! Draco could never figure out the cost of muggle postage. How was he supposed to know the weight of the parcel?
No. He tossed away the idea of mailing the woman anything. Merlin! She didn't even know him! He needed to get over his crush and remind himself their relationship was purely transactional.