Addiction(s):Chocolate! Caffeine

Posted 04-June-2013: I have taken down "Black and Lupin: School Days" because it just wasn't working for me anymore. It had just been sitting there for so long with no ideas coming to me so I thought the kindest thing would be to take it down. I couldn't risk anyone else getting into it and expect an update when there wasn't going to be one. I'm very sorry.

As of 15-Feb-2014: I've gotten into Supernatural, finally and I'm happily crewing for the Destiel ship (Ship? It's a bloody fleet of battle cruisers)

13-July-2014: You can also find me on tumblr as ladyanalyn and on Ao3 as HighPriestessoftheMysterious

Pairings I like:

Supernatural: Dean/Castiel (duh! It's more obvious than Jack and Ianto), Sam/Gabriel

Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Owen/Tosh (I will read Owen/Ianto if it's done well and when I'm angry at Jack)

Doctor Who: Doctor/Romana, Doctor 10/Rose

Highlander: Duncan/Tessa, Duncan/Amanda (I sometimes find Methos/Duncan entertaining)

Harry Potter: Sirius/Remus, to be perfectly honest they're the only pairing from that universe I like and they're not even canon, least not yet anyway...

X-Men: Remy/Rogue, Scott/Jean, Logan/Ororo (I occasionally indulge in Remy/Logan)

BuffyAngel: Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Spike, Doyle/Cordelia, Willow/Oz, Xander/Anya and Dawn/Connor might be interesting.

HerculesXena: Xena/Ares, Ares/Aphrodite(in actual mythology they had a thing), Gabrielle/Joxer, Hercules/Deinera (if that's spelled wrong I'll fix it later), Iolaus/Autolycus (don't ask)

Dresden Files: Thomas/Justine, Harry/Karrin aka Murphy

Grimm: Nick/Juliette, Monroe/Rosalee

Pairings I will avoid...like the plague:

Supernatural: Dean/anyone who's not Castiel, Castiel/anyone who's not Dean

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen (need I say more?), and pretty much Jack/anyone that's not Ianto and Ianto/anyone that's not Jack. Unless there's a threesome involved. A really good threesome.

Highlander: Methos/Richie (what nutbar thought that up?) Joe/any other male

Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks (I don't give a crap about canon), Harry/Draco (tried it, weirded out by it)

X-Men: Rogue/anyone that's not Remy

BuffyAngel: Spike/Xander (if Spike was ever inclined that way, no way in hell would he pick Xander)

Hercules/Xena: Gabrielle/Ares (talk about out of left field), Ares/Joxer (see explanation above only replace 'Spike' with 'Ares' and 'Xander' with 'Joxer'

I met Ted Raimi(Joxer) once, at the 2001 San Diego Comic Con and I also met Warwick Davis that same day (he was in that movie "Willow" and he plays Professor Flitwick)

Anyway...

Pairings across universes I feel could work if given the chance:

Methos ("Highlander") and Ianto Jones ("Torchwood"): I think Methos would like Ianto because he's quiet and shy like most of the women Methos seems to fall for.

Duncan MacLeod ("Highlander") and Gwen Cooper ("Torchwood"): They are so OTP. Think about it, they both care about a person's past far too much and they always have to save the day. The littlest thing happens and they're on the alert. They would make a fantastic team and you know Duncan would just love her.

Methos (Highlander) and Balthazar (Supernatural): I don't know why. I just think they'd have a grand old time together.

Fics in Progress:

"Immortality: Greatest Gift or Greatest Curse?": TW fic, crossover with "Highlander", Ianto is a 4000 year old immortal and has quite a history with Methos. Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Methos, Jack/Ianto/Methos ON HOLD

"Wild Endeavour": TW with some DW, Jack/Ianto main pairing. The Doctor wasn't the first Time Lord Jack had met. He had known one when he was a teenager and travelled with him awhile before the Time Lord also a teenager had to go home and face punishment for stealing a TARDIS and stuff. Then Jack started hearing rumours of a time war and thought his first love was dead. OH HOLD

Complete:

"Gambit and Endgame"

"After Effects": Ianto became the father of twin girls when he was 18. Their mother was killed during the dalek invasion of 2008 and Ianto gets custody. He decides to leave Torchwood and decides to take retcon. He feels he wouldn't be able to move on if he remembers Jack. Eventually Ianto starts seeing things--the retcon will start to have adverse effects.

"Black and Lupin"

"Sons of the Sea"

All the one shots.

Favourite Quotes:

"A footprint doesn't look like a boot"-The Doctor(10)

"Don't step on any butterflies"-The Doctor(10)

"I'm going to tie him up, that's all I swear"-Remus (PoA book)

"You wanna conquer the world with monkeys?" Caspian (Highlander season5)

"Don't be breaking your shin on a stool that's not in your way" -Irish proverb

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much"-Oscar Wilde

"There are better things to do today. Dying can wait"-The Face of Boe

"Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch"-Ianto Jones

"Measuring tapes never lie"- Capt. Jack Harkness

"That'll put marzipan in your pieplate"-Buffybot

"Have I threatened you before?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum gone?" -see above

"Did no one come to save me just because they miss me?" see above

"What you gonna do, throw your A Levels at them?" -The Doctor (9)

"I've got a secret weapon; chocolate, preferably dark"-Ianto Jones

"The problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all"-Captain Barbossa

"I wash my hands of this weirdness"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Nobody takes my frock"-Capt. Jack Harkness

"Hermits United. We meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun...for a hermit."-The Doctor(10)

"So, you're not gonna help me catch this pterodactyl then?"-Ianto Jones

"Let's go hunt some Orc"-Aragorn

"Anybody want a peanut?"-Fezick

"Can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"If you're interested, I still have that stopwatch"-Ianto Jones

"Why doesn't that surprise me?"-Legolas

"Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?"-Magneato

"Was someone kissing me?" Capt. Jack Harkness

"By the way, love the coat"-Spike to Slayer in the 70's and Ianto to Jack

"You'll have to buy me a drink first"-The Doctor (9)

"Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon" = "A nation without a language is a nation without a heart"

"Y Ddraig Goch ddyry gychwyn"="The Red Dragon will show the way"

"I like bananas. Bananas are good"-The Doctor (9)

"Just once I'd like to meet an alien who isn't resistant to bullets"--Brig. Alistair Lethbridge-Stuart

"I don't understand that reference."-Castiel

There's way more, I just need to think of them.

I am straight but I have no probelm with homosexuality. I think that love is the most important thing in the world and it doesn't matter who you love as long as you're loved in return. Sadly, there are still a lot of people in the world that don't realise this because they can't break out of the confines of the way they were raised. I was fortunate enough to be able to think for myself all my life, able to make my own decisions, find my own way in life. I wish that more people were able to do that.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Paste this into your bio if you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Damn I feel old.

Blessed Be

Lady Analyn