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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hi everyone, I'm Eli, soon-to-be 18 years old and rather a reader than a writer. Books are my addiction and it was sort of a blessing for my purse to discover fanfictions ;) Most of the things I read (and sometimes write) are femslash, as I am lesbian myself. When it comes to my OTP, I proudly ship Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger. The best fanfictions I found about them are written in English and my aim is to translate them all. Translating means playing with language to me. Okay, don't know what else to say, so...goodbye :) |
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Desiderio del Cuore by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Hermione Granger is in love with Minerva McGonagall and most everyone can see it. Except for Minerva McGonagall. With Minerva's birthday falling on a free weekend, Hermione takes her across the Channel to Florence, Italy for a weekend of delight where she might possibly be able to reveal her heart and live happily ever after.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 10/10 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
The Ties That Bind by TheHalfBloodPrincesses46 reviews
Five years after the second wizarding war, the ministry narrowly pushes through legislation to enforce new couplings in the wake of a reduced magical population. Meanwhile disgraced war hero Severus Snape is facing a bittersweet conclusion to his delayed trial. In the wake of being selected for matchmaking, can Hermione Granger change both their fates in a single, calculated blow?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 11/7 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M.
Give Unto Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry is offering rewards for having children. They've got a list of unconventional pairings and they're willing to give certain people the thing they want most. When Ron overreacts to the idea of Hermione being paired with Mafloy and does something stupid, Hermione's life is set on a new path. One that involves having a baby with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,624 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
NOW HIRING by Angel of Hunky-Doryness reviews
Zeus finds himself in a pickle when he realizes exactly how much dedication Hades put into his job when the dead start wreaking havoc on earth with the god's absence. Left with no other choice, the thunder god must find a new underworld deity, or will Hades return just in time to stop the newest applicants? One of whom is willing to do anything to get away from her mother's shadow.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 260,993 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/30/2017 - Hades, Persephone
Cassiopeia by KyliaQuilor reviews
When Lucius Malfoy, recently released from Azkaban, is found murdered in Diagon Alley by a muggle firearm, Hermione Granger finds herself tasked with investigating the crime. A crime which also brings the Malfoy heir back to Britain - only that it's not Draco anymore, she's Cassiopeia. Transgender Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/17/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Pansy P.
A Soft Place To Fall by portraitofafemale reviews
A few days after the battle, Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to help with rebuilding the castle when Professor McGonagall asks her if she will help her clean Dumbledore s office. What will they find and how will their relationship change over time? HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,305 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Soulless Marriage by Jpena reviews
"We have passed all checkpoints and want to adopt Tom Riddle." Granger said. The older woman appeared startled before she narrowed her eyes. "Tom? But I've never filed any papers for him." Mrs. Cole said. "Mr. and Mrs. Snape, are you sure you wish to adopt a seven year old. Tom is rather peculiar." "We're sure." Severus drawled. Will be M rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 280,583 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Consequences of Falling by CardiganCollective reviews
Nine years ago the war had ended. Eight years ago Hermione left Hogwarts, rejected. Battling her way through personal wars and complications she became the woman no one thought she would, having endured hardships no one knew were possible, all at the hands of the woman she loved most. Can a new DADA position turn back the clock and right wrongs? Rated M for Mature. MM/HG Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 190,712 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/22/2020 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Prisoner and the Occlumens by duskywolfdaemon reviews
Hermione's plans to spend her seventh year on the run with her friends are shattered when Severus Snape shows up with a proposal she cannot refuse. *AU 7th year with Hermione attending Hogwarts. Eventual SSHG. M for reasons. ***COMPLETE***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 155,465 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
She Who Turns Time by QueenCorbeau reviews
A woman Minerva loves. A wish Hermione has to reunite them. A plan that seemed perfectly simple, but turned out to be more complicated than the brightest witch of her age could ever have imagined. Meddling with time can be quite hazardous. MM/HG romantic. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 230,561 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/25/2020 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
The Poison Garden by turtlewexler reviews
Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 94,578 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Charity B. - Complete
who you are by autumn midnights reviews
Morag and Romilda have a little chat about realizing their sexuality and coming out. Set a couple years post-war. Morag/Romilda. Written in honor of Pride Month.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2020 - [Morag M., Romilda V.] - Complete
The Demonstration by mak5258 reviews
Professor Snape convinces Professor Granger to give a demonstration for his Defense class. (Quite fluffy, if I say so myself.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Plight of Persephone (2019) by Agent of Teal reviews
**REMAKE OF P.O.P***NOT CONNECTED** Things in the Underworld have been quiet since the 'Titan Incident' three months ago. In fact, nobody has seen Hades.. With their master missing and the Underworld productivity lacking Pain & Panic set out to bring him back but they will need the help of a little known goddess called Persephone. What happens when the Lord of the Dead returns? R&R
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/18/2020 - Published: 6/11/2019 - [Hades, Persephone] Pain, Panic
Better Dig Two by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W.
A Question Of Time by LilyOfShalott reviews
Trapped in the past after an accident in the Department of Mysteries, and with rescue nowhere in sight, Hermione tries to forge a life for herself not knowing if – or when – she'll be able to return home. But as she lives alongside those she knows in the future, she finds herself slowly forgetting her past and, with that, her reason to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,035 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 1/17/2018 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Books and Cleverness by Hermerva reviews
AU Hermione inherits a bookstore and meets an unexpected friend at the opening.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 4/28/2019 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,223,150 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Dreams by snowingstone reviews
How much can your dreams influence what you feel? Maura Isles had never known that her own dreams could plague her thoughts, and make her consider. Consider what? She still doesnt know, and she isn't sure if she wants to find out. Here comes Jane, who never had to dream to know how she felt. What happens when one over heard comment flips their lives upside down and sideways?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,777 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 1/12/2019 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Bucket List by Sela McGrane reviews
A chronicle of Hermione's Granger's Bucket List, and how fate determined that the Slytherin was bound to butt heads, and later fall in love with the one and only Minerva McGongall - Head of her rival house. Slytherin!Hermione, HG/MM, Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Draco M., Severus S.
The Ones That Didn't by Sela McGrane reviews
Hermione is pregnant. Pregnant by a dead man who she shouldn't have slept with in the first place. She makes plans to make her problem go away. Meanwhile, Minerva, grief stricken at the many losses during the war, makes plans to seclude herself away, alone, for the foreseeable future. Plans change when chance interferes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
To Tame A Lion by Raaya57 reviews
Hermione Granger has returned to complete her seventh year studies at Hogwarts... four years after the War. Her reappearance sparks several questions, opportunities and challenges, the least of which involves a meddling Ministry of Magic. Can she navigate the world she left behind? More importantly, can she rekindle lost relationships? Post-War AU, rated M for later developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,341 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Hermione's Haven by SlaveToSeverus reviews
Hermione is running herself dry in her bake shop and she is in desperate need of a potion maker. She gets more than she bargained for with an unexpected supplier.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorceress by Raaya57 reviews
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger elects to pursue a rigorous Dual Apprenticeship in Transfiguration and Potions. Her new path uncovers new adventures, a journey of self-discovery, and friendships that unfold into so much more. Mostly canon compliant. HG/OC and eventual HG/MM. Harry, Ron, most characters included. Rated M for later developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 228,926 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] OC
Gentrification by Kailin reviews
For the first time in her life, Hermione fails at something. For the first time in his life, Severus Snape finds that he is actually desirable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,707 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From first sight by mak5258 reviews
The marriage law trope with a twist: SSHG involved in a would-be scandalous relationship kept secret for decades, only to be exposed with the enactment of a marriage law. (An experiment in non-linear storytelling.) Rated for a bit of smut and some foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sense and Insensibility by DesertC reviews
Hermione is afflicted by a curse. Her hyper-attuned senses mean that the entire world overwhelms her. She returns to Hogwarts in the hope that it can be the haven she needs. But she finds that it provides far more than she ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Praise You by MaryRoyale reviews
A throwaway compliment ignites the spark of Pansy Parkinson's new addiction. Who knew that a squirming, blushing Hermione Granger could be so... endearing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Fantaisie Impromptu by Raaya57 reviews
Hermione and Minerva have become closer after the Battle of Hogwarts. When they find themselves spending more time together and bonding over a shared love of music, will they manage to overcome their separate fears and insecurities to connect on a deeper level? A brief look into a romantic HG/MM pairing. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Hogwarts, a Cat and a Bad Year by arkhamite reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the War and everything seems to just get worse. Then a silver tabby shows up on her window sill and things get complicated. Themes include: depression, ptsd, complicated love, parasuicidal behaviours, slightly altered backstories
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 11/12/2011 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Have a little faith in me by asouldreams reviews
A tired Minerva McGonagall has been elected to be the Headmistress and not only rebuild Hogwarts but restore the faith in the fabled institution. However, whose there for her? HGMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 38,163 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Saturdays with Rosie by lena1987 reviews
Complete. One taciturn, retired teacher. One determined single mother. One energetic bundle of precociousness. A quiet romance set in the North of England. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Rose W. - Complete
Sesquipedalia by Kelly Chambliss reviews
The story of Hermione Granger's relationship with Minerva McGonagall is polysyllabic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Parvati P. - Complete
Echo by Sela McGrane reviews
Rory's scrawny legs were wrapped around his hips, and her fingers were interlaced around his neck, with her sharp featured face resting on his shoulder. Her dark hair was a mess after a long day of summer play, and on her lips was the first smile Hermione had seen on her face in almost four months.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] OC, Hugo W.
Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose by darnedchild reviews
The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape. Originally written as a 2011 SS/HG Exchange Gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
As Is by lena1987 reviews
Complete. Six years after the end of the war, Hermione Granger returns to England with one thing in mind: the dreams she has had each night since finding her Professor in the Shrieking Shack. Severus Snape does not wish to be found - but perhaps he can make an exception. HG/SS. AU. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,543 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet In A Cupboard by Slightly-irish-dragon reviews
AU. Hogwarts does't have elevators so Albus locks them in a cupboard. It's a bit funny, very stupid and there's a tiger. Read it, go on you know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Schemes of Harry and Ron by Sela McGrane reviews
Harry and Ron notice that Hermione and her favorite Professor, McGonagall, are suddenly not getting along. Worried about the anger and depression their friend seems to be dealing with, the scheme up a way for the two women to sort things out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
High Surprises by Mary Nirvana reviews
When Hermione allows herself to be persuaded to go to a Muggle club opening, she has no idea whom she is about to meet and what kind of surprises the night holds. - A little HGMM one shot including some cookies, heartfelt confessions and a fair bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
In the Heart of the Castle by Docile Boy reviews
A story about love and strange magics and the aftermath of war. Not DH epilogue or Pottermore compliant. MM/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,914 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Before I Saw Your Face by Subversa reviews
Two years post-war, the world is settling again into a regular rhythm. The Boy Who Lived has a lover and a new business, and his two best friends are embarking on careers of their own. Working as an administrative assistant and teacher-in-training at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger becomes suspicious of the unusual behaviour of her boss, the Deputy Headmaster. Where does Severus Snape g
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,249 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Unlikely Matchmakers by darnedchild reviews
All Ron and Harry want is for Hermione to be happy. Even if that means Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Veil by mak5258 reviews
Hermione passes through the Veil, but is that it? Is it so simple? So final? Would there be more chapters coming if it were?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blurry Lines by Sela McGrane reviews
One day they were barely friends, only communicating as any other teacher and concerned parent might. Then one night, the line that stood between them began to blur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Branded By Lies: Aftermath by Greenangelwings reviews
During the Goldren Trio's fifth year at Hogwarts, Professor McGonagall was arrested and killed under a false charge regarding one Hermione Granger. Twenty years later Hermione is married with children, and the guilt and pain linger still. Meanwhile, Rose discovers an odd shop at the end of Diagon Alley, and becomes unlikely friends with the mysterious green eyed witch who owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,090 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Rose W.
This is the Morning by Sela McGrane reviews
Days after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall realizes that she is attracted one Miss Hermione Granger - once a girl under her care, now a grown woman with a rather lovely arse. To woo, or not to woo?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Not Series by redcharcoal reviews
Miranda is in a world of denial about what she is and isn't doing with her beautiful second assistant. Slightly OOC for humor value.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] Nigel K., Emily C. - Complete
Headmistress and Professor by MistressMetis reviews
The Headmistress of Hogwarts has as always tried to keep up her stoic facade. When Hermione Granger makes her a Christmas present, she realizes that the Headmistress must be pretty sad. She decides to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Coffee Shops and Gelato by Sadainea reviews
Minerva enters a muggle coffee shop and discovers a sweet tooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Terrible, Wonderful Life by QueenCorbeau reviews
From the age of three, Abigail Reilly insisted on a Christmas tradition which she passed down to her only daughter, Hermione Granger. This is the story of the tradition and their terrible, wonderful lives. EWE, femmeslash, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Watchers by Sela McGrane reviews
Over the course of twenty-five years, they watched each other. It took the two brightest witches of their age all that time to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
American Authoress by BrokePerception reviews
Minerva and Hermione never would have expected for them to meet the way they did, again, but, maybe, it wasn't so unexpected at all after all, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Cupido III - 14 Jahre später by Mr-Spock1 reviews
Das -wirklich - letzte Sequel zu Cupido. 14 Jahre später kommen Hermine und Minerva erneut zusammen. Wird es nun endlich ein Happy End für die beiden geben? HG/MM femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Other Side of the Story by Sela McGrane reviews
The scene is set in an A/U in which Minerva never taught at Hogwarts. Meeting for the first time as adults, she and Minerva hit it off at once. Years later, Hermione is working as an Unspeakable and gets transported to "cannon" reality, and the "cannon" Hermione is thrust unwillingly into the A/U. How will each handle the changes; both there, and when they get home? M for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Owned by Sela McGrane reviews
Four stunners to the chest should have killed Minerva McGonagall. It didn't. Ever wonder why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Another Dream by dragoon811 reviews
Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,738 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Book Shop by lolwrwg reviews
Summary: AU. No Magic. When 58 year old Minerva McGonagall finally admits she needs a hand with her small book shop, she hires 33 year old, newly divorced, Hermione Granger. Both content in their lives neither are looking for a relationship but magic and romance may still be lying in the books for them yet. HG&MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,784 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Could be Worse by teosinte reviews
It's the summer after the battle and Minerva McGonagall has a problem - an attractive, female, brown-eyed one. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eighteen Again by Behindthebook08 reviews
Minerva couldn't have possibly foreseen the consequences of protecting one of her young Muggleborn students when she jumped in front of a flying potions vial. Now she's eighteen again and having to face adolescence once more. Uncontrollable emotions, a raging Scottish temper, a Gryffindor sense of adventure, and entirely unwelcome hormones! (Hermione/Minerva)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,751 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Joy of the Game by MaryRoyale reviews
The War may have changed a lot of things, but not Parvati Patil's love of her favourite Quidditch team. Experiencing the game in person is always a thrill for her... even if she can't see it. Final submission for the QLFC. Prompt: Write about an avid fan of your team. No Pairings. "T" for the use of British blue language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Parvati P. - Complete
Study Partners by MaryRoyale reviews
Submission for QLFC Finals Round 2 Mystery Character Challenge. As the N.E.W.T.s approach Hermione makes a tentative friendship with someone she never would have considered. As she grows to appreciate her new study partner Hermione realizes that people are often not who we assume they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2014
Becoming Helen by Sela McGrane reviews
Hermione decides that if Minerva would never love a woman as young as she was, then the simple solution was to make herself older...at least until she'd successfully won her Professor's heart. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
After the War by Behindthebook08 reviews
As Hermione begins her eighth, and final year, at Hogwarts alone, she finds herself desperately in need of some inspiration. Can Minerva be the one to spark her passion once again? (Reviews would be greatly appreciated! M rating for language and mentions of Rape, no lemons to be found.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Uninvited by QueenCorbeau reviews
"You're not allowed. You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight." Minerva fights her feelings, but it's a battle already lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Irresistible Substance by borisinwonderland reviews
Covered in catnip, Hermione goes to have her weekly tea with Minerva. How will Minerva react? Minerva McGonagall x Hermione Granger smut. One shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Queen's Witch by jh728 reviews
Andy is a 500 year old witch. Miranda is a Queen in need of assistance. This story is AU (or Uber).
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,589 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] - Complete
Love Bites by TakumaAngel reviews
Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 264,824 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meet Me at a Crossroads by lolwrwg reviews
The closet was her sanctuary, the place where reality slipped away. Little does she realise the closet welcomes another, an assistant that can't seem to escape her thoughts. M&A.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012
Square One by hermin22 reviews
Everyone had fallen slowly back into their regular lives. However, years after the final war, Minerva McGonagall is suddenly forced to go back to square one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13098 - Favs: 14,650 - Follows: 7,963 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The nature of animagi by tanithw reviews
What does it mean to be an animagus? The transformation is only the beginning... Reading and education can only take you so far, sometimes you need a teacher. Post DH2, MMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
With benefits by tanithw reviews
When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,039 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Elders' Calm by hermin22 reviews
Minerva's infamous Scottish ire leads her back to someone of the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Courtship Of Rose's Mother by tigertales reviews
Young Rose Weasley with the help of Twinkie the house elf scheme to find her mummy the right match. This is one of my tamer femslash stories so if that isn't you cup of tea than please do not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by ribruat reviews
Sometimes you just can not get any privacy...KIGO
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Kim P., Shego] - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Lost by Refreshingly Original reviews
One-shot. Minerva's lost something. Can she find it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2011 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
When Nothing Leads To Something & Everything by BrokePerception reviews
Hermione encounters the Headmistress in a rather unanticipated state, which leads to something far more intimate... and further... and further... HG/MM -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Calendar Club by anonymouth reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war is over to sit her final exams. She decides that the Wizarding world is in desperate need of some lightening up, and comes up with a novel idea. Perhaps some light romance also. Based on a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare by tanithw reviews
Set several months post DH. Unable to find a job and struggling to live with her experiences during the war Hermione goes to seek counsel from Minerva. A love story in other words HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Phippilotes's Second Folly by owlofathena reviews
A tongue-in-cheek look at the world of MM/HG fan-fiction. One-shot. References to other characters/ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Years by QueenElspeth reviews
HG/MM Basically Harry Potter from Hermione's perspective. A tale of experience, romance and - perhaps most importantly for our heroine - education. M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,209 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupido II Der Tag danach by Mr-Spock1 reviews
Fortsetzung zu Cupido-Begierde. Was passiert am Tag danach? Auf vielfachen Wunsch die Fortsetzung Femmeslash MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 4112 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Know Err reviews
Kigo AU. Kim falls into a coma. Inspired by that movie.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/6/2008 - [Kim P., Shego] - Complete
Cupido Begierde by Mr-Spock1 reviews
Ein missglückter Streich der Zwillinge, ein merkwürdiger Fluch und Hermine und McGonagall, die sich auf ungeahnte Weise näherkommen. PWP; Femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neujahr by Mr-Spock1 reviews
MMHG Femslash. Es ist Silvester und in Hogwarts findet eine Party statt, doch Minerva ist melancholisch und Hermine will herausfinden, warum das so ist. AUTORISIERTE ÜBERSETZUNG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Hex! by Cherline reviews
Lavender and Parvati have an argument. What's the outcome? Read and find out. I think the answer will surprise you. Warning this contains femmeslash, but its not a Lavender & Parvati pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Un dimanche de Pâques by Link9 reviews
Pour égayer le quotidien à Poudlard, Dumbledore oblige Minerva McGonagall à faire une chose... assez amusante, sauf pour elle. Cependant, ce petit évènement léger va se transformer en cauchemar pour le professeur de métamorphose, à la plus grande joie de
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Hazards of Being Nosy - Übersetzung
Filius Flitwick wird an die Risiken des Neugierig-Seins erinnert. [Übersetzung eines OS von Sela McGrane]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2017