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The Loud House, we see all of the Louds came back from their activities for the day and glad to be back home, ready to do their own things.
Lynn kicked off her shoes and sighed, "Ahh, nothing like a good after school jog to get your energy pumping and now I can let these dogs out," Lynn said.
Lola blocked her noes and gagged, "Yuck, Lynn, no one wants to smell your stinky feet!" Lola said in disgust.
Lana smelled, "I don't know what your complaining about, it doesn't smell that bad," Lana said.
Lola rolls her eyes, "Of course you don't mind the stench, but at least I won another pageant. Eat it Lindsay Sweetwater!" Lola said.
Leni then spoke, "The mall has some clothes that are totes adorbs and now I have some new ideas for fashion designs," Leni said.
Lori nodded in agreement, "Yeah and I have a new outfit for when Bobby and I go on our next date," Lori said.
Luan laughed a little bit, "Well, me and Benny came up with some new jokes for my next comedy gig and there actually better than my usual ones, you guys wanna hear one?" Luan asked.
The Loud sisters groaned, "Sigh, I really don't want to hear it right now," Lucy said.
Luan then frowned, "Awe come on, this one is actually pretty good then my other jokes, just hear it please?" Luan begged.
Lori sighed, "Alright Luan, let's hear the joke," Lori said.
Luan smiled, "Yes okay here's the joke so at a kid was at school and his teacher says to him 'everyone has a secret,' when the kid went home he went up to his mom and said, 'Mom, I know your secret,' his mom gave him 20 dollars and said, 'don't tell your father,' then he decided to push his luck and went to his father and said, 'Dad, I know your secret,' and the Dad gave the kid 50 dollars and said, 'Don't tell your mother,' the kid got excited and went to the toy store and he sees the mailman, he went up to him and said, 'I know your secret,' and the mailman said 'Oh so your mom told you come here son,' get it?" Luan said.
And for the first time in forever, everyone except for the twins laughed at Luan's joke and pretty soon everyone calmed down their laughter.
Lynn Sr wiped tears from his eyes, "Oh, I really got that one sweetie," Lynn Sr said.
Lori clapped, "I literally did not see that coming at all. That joke was hilarious," Lori said.
Leni nodded, "I may be a bit ditzy, but even I can tell that joke is funny," Leni said.
Lucy smiled, "That joke brought a little bit of laughter in my black soulless heart," Lucy said.
Lynn then patted Luan's back, "Keep those kinda jokes up, Luan and you'll make it into the comedy gig," Lynn said.
Luan smiled, "Aww thanks guys, this means a lot," Luan said.
The twins looked at each other in confusion, "I don't get the joke at all, what's so funny about it?" Lana asked.
Lola nodded, "Yeah and why did the mailman said that-"
Lynn Sr then stopped Lola in mid sentence, "Don't worry about it girls, I'll explain everything when your both older," Lynn Sr said.
"But," the twins said.
"When your both older," Lynn Sr said.
The twins were still confused but they didn't push it any further, then Luna, Sam, Lincoln and Jordan came down the stairs as Lily woke up in Luna's arms.
Lynn Sr then sees them and smiled, "Hey kids, how was your day today?" Lynn Sr asked.
Luna then answered, "Our day was great pop's, I was just chilling with my babe," Luna said.
Luan then spoke, "Hey, do you guys wanna hear the joke me and Benny came up with?" Luan asked.
Lincoln shook his head, "No need Luan, we heard the joke from upstairs and it was funny as hell," Lincoln said.
Lori then sees Jordan, "Oh hey Jordan, what are you doing here?" Lori asked.
Jordan looked at Lori, "Me and Clyde are here to help Lincoln with a school assignment, that has to be done by Friday," Jordan said.
Leni looked around, "Where is Clyde? Is he invisible?" Leni asked.
Sam sighed, "No Leni, he's in the bathroom. After we heard that joke Clyde laughed so hard, he had to pee," Sam said.
Luan nodded, "Yeah that makes sense, that joke is so funny it's hard to pee-lieve it's real. Hahaha, get it?" Luan joked.
Everyone minus Lynn Sr groaned from that, "Stick with jokes like that mailman and secret one, Luan," Lynn said.
"Poo poo," Lily said.
Lynn Sr then stopped laughing, "So what's the assignment that you have to do Link?" Lynn Sr asked.
Lincoln then got nervous, "Well, it's actually the origin story of my birth," Lincoln said.
Lynn Sr, Lori and Luan were shocked and the younger ones were confused by their reaction, then Lynn Sr Lori and Luan looked at Luna and Sam.
Luna sighed, "We told him everything and I think it's time we tell the younger ones the truth," Luna said.
They nodded in agreement and the younger siblings were so confused about what's going on, then Clyde came down the stairs.
"Ok, I'm back," Clyde then sees the family, "uh did I miss anything?" Clyde asked.(Outside)
Rita and Lisa had arrived back at the Loud House, but through out the whole drive Rita was super quiet and pissed off and now she has to make a plan to make sure everything is back to the was she wants it.
Lisa sees something is off with her and was curious, "Mother you have been in destress ever since we left the service center, is everything alright?" Lisa asked.
Rita sighed in anger, "Read what this say on my phone," Rita said.
Lisa grabbed the phone and read what it says and she was shocked, "This is impossible, why are they bringing their band back together?" Lisa asked.
Rita growled, "The only thing I can think of is that Lincoln knows the truth about where he came from and Luna and Sam told him the truth," Rita said in anger.
Lisa then shrugged, "Well I can't say I'm surprised, I knew eventually that Lincoln would find out that Luna and Sam are his true parents, but I didn't expect them to find out this soon," Lisa said.
Rita grabbed her phone back, "And that's why we're gonna find out and find a way to make things back to the way I want it!" Rita said.
Lisa then started to have doubts, "Um mother, perhaps we should just let Luna and Sam be the parents they should be to Lincoln?" Lisa asked.
Rita then stopped in her tracks, "What did you just say Lisa?" Rita said calmly.
Lisa then got nervous, "I mean Luna and Sam have been keeping an eye on Lincoln even when I turned them back into kids so maybe we should just," Lisa then stopped when she saw the glare her mom was giving her.
Rita then spoke, "Do you understand that I'm doing this for the sake of the family? You do know what rock n roll stars are like and if Luna and Sam raised Lincoln, he would have become power hungry, only care about fame, abusive, addicted to drugs and worship demons, you know how I feel about demons," Rita said sternly.
Lisa started to sweat, "I-I know, but was just thinking about Luna, Sam and Lincoln's happiness" Lisa said nervously.
Rita then kneeled down to Lisa's level, "Lisa you got your smarts from me and I'm in charge, I even agreed to get you into the college you dreamed of. If you do as I say and you do remember that the last time you doubted my plan I turned you into the 4 year old, you are today," Lisa looked down in sadness when she said, "Now you do want to go back to your normal age, right?" Rita asked
"Yes I do," Lisa said.
Rita then looked at Lisa in the eyes, "Then you do as I say when I say it or I will use the de age ray gun and turn you into the same age as Lily, do you understand me?" Rita threatened.
Lisa nodded nervously, "A-A-Affirmative, crystal clear," Lisa stuttered.
Rita then smiled, "Good, now let's get inside and find out what happened," Rita said.
Rita then opened the door and she sees her family looking confused and shocked about what they just heard and Rita can tell that they know the truth.
Lola then spoke, "So Luna and Sam are actually Lincoln's real parents? This is unbelievable," Lola said in shock.
Lana shook her head, "I am so confused right now, I don't understand," Lana said.
Luan was wide eyed by that, "I don't even have a pun for that whole thing," Luan said.
Lucy sighed, "I always knew that Lincoln and Luna's bond was more of a mother and son bond then a sibling bond," Lucy said.
Leni got confused, "Wait, so Linky isn't our brother?" Leni asked.
Lori facepalms at her ditzy sister, "Leni, you already know that Lincoln is our nephew and not our brother," Lori said.
Rita then spoke, "So what's going on in here kids?" Rita asked in a polite way.
Luna walked up to her mom, "Mom, we told Lincoln and the others about what happened to me and Sam and who Lincoln truly is," Luna said.
Rita then put on a fake smile, "Oh really, but why did you want to tell them?" Rita asked.
Clyde then spoke up, "Well Mrs. Loud, Ms. Johnson gave us an assignment to tell an origin story of how we were born," Clyde said.
Jordan continued, "So we decided to go into the attic to help Lincoln find his birth story, then we then found a box that has pictures of Luna and Sam as adults and Lincoln as a baby," Jordan said
Lincoln then finished, "Then Luna and Sam showed up and told us that they are my real parents and rockstars as well. I'm glad I know the truth of my Mom's," Lincoln said.
Everyone smiled at what Lincoln said but Rita was pissed in the inside, 'Damn it! I knew I should have thrown those pictures away,' Rita said in her mind then she spoke, "Well, what about what my phone says about your band?" Rita asked.
Luna and Sam looked at what it says, "Oh that's our son's idea, he thinks that everyone deserves to know that the main singers of The Killer Goats are alive and ready to make a comeback," Sam said.
Luna nodded in agreement, "Yeah and we just need to wait for Michelle to call us to tell us when the comeback concert date is," Luna said.
Lisa then spoke, "But how are you going to explain to your fans, why you two are teens again?" Lisa asked.
Luna and Sam smirks, "Don't worry about that Lisa, me and Lunes can just explain why we're like this and everyone knows who you are so they'll probably understand, but till then we're gonna keep this a secret." Sam said.
Lisa nodded, "That does make a logical sense," Lisa said.
Rita glared at Lisa to get her to shut up and then Lincoln walked up to Lisa kneeled down and hugged her tightly, leaving Lisa shocked but she hugged back.
Lincoln then broke the hug and looked at Lisa, "Thank you Lisa for saving my Mom's lives, I owe you big time," Lincoln said.
That made Lisa feel more guilty about what she did, "Of course Lincoln, I did what I had to do to help them," Lisa said.
Clyde then looked at the time, "Oh shoot is that the time? Crud I have to get home to help my Dad's with Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti!" Clyde said.
Lincoln shook Clyde's hand, "That's okay buddy, you go help your Dad's but keep what happened a secret from your Dad's or else something bad is gonna happen," Lincoln said.
Clyde nodded, "You got it Link, see you tomorrow," Clyde said as he left the house.
Lincoln then looked at Jordan, "Do you have to head back home beautiful?" Lincoln asked.
Jordan shook her head, "Nope, I called my parents and asked if it's okay to spend the night together. They agreed to it," Jordan said.
Lincoln smiled, "That's great. Gives us more romantic time alone together," Lincoln flirted.
Jordan giggled, "I'm looking forward to that handsome," Jordan said as she and Lincoln shared a kiss which everyone found that cute.
Lori then grabbed her phone, "Well, I'm gonna go and call Bobby," Lori said as she went upstairs.
Leni grabbed the mall bags, "I'm gonna go and work on new fashion designs," Leni said following Lori.
Lucy grabbed a pencil and paper, "I'm gonna go and work on a new poem," Lucy said as she disappeared in the shadows which creeped out everyone.
Luan then snapped out of the creepiness, "Well I'm gonna work on some new jokes, like the one I told earlier," Luan said as she went upstairs.
Lynn sat on the couch, "Well I'm gonna prepare for WWE Monday Night Raw and see what John Cena is gonna do after his shocking return at Money in the Bank. I bet he's going after Roman Reigns and kick his butt," Lynn said.
Lana looked at Lynn, "But, I thought you were a fan of Roman Reigns?" Lana asked.
Lynn nodded, "I do, but ever since he won the Universal Championship against Braun Strowman and The Fiend Bray Wyatt he's become an a***" Lynn said.
"Lynn, language!" Lynn Sr scolded.
Lynn raised her hands up in defense, "Sorry, but you know I'm right," Lynn said.
Lana rolled her eyes, "Whatever, I'm gonna go and feed my pets," Lana said as she went upstairs.
Lola then went over to Luna and Sam, "Well I want to know what it's like to be famous," Lola said making Luna and Sam uncomfortable.
Lynn Sr then stood proudly, "And I'm gonna cook my famous Lynnsagna," Lynn Sr said as he went to the kitchen.
Luna then heard her phone rang and saw who was calling her, "I gotta take this call. I'll be outside," Luna said as she went outs.
Sam then got wide eyed, "Wait Lunes, don't leave me alone...and she's already outside," Sam said then she sees Lola looking at her.
Lola then spoke, "Let's have a talk about what you and Luna did when you were famous," Lola said then she dragged San to her room.
Sam looked around desperately, "Somebody, please help me!" Sam said as she was already upstairs.
Lisa already went upstairs and Rita was looking pissed off, then she remembered what Lincoln said about Clyde's Dad's, so she grabbed her phone and made a call to Howard and Harold McBride.
(Outside)
Luna got outside and she answered who was calling her, "Hey Michelle, it's good to hear from you again," Luna said.
Michelle: Good to hear you too Luna, and I have some big news for you.
Luna: What is it?
Michelle: Well, I booked the comeback concert and we're gonna be preforming at the Royal Woods Performance Center, this Sunday.
Luna was shocked to hear that.
Luna: Are you serious?!
Michelle: Yep and we already sold more than 500 tickets. People are still ordering them.
Luna: Wow, people really want to see me and Sam back on stage. Keep up the good work Michelle.
Michelle: Thanks Luna, tomorrow do you and Sam want to check everything out?
Luna: Tomorrow is not a good day Michelle, me and Sam are gonna be spending some time with our son, some Mother's and son day.
Michelle: That's ok, you deserve to spend time with Lincoln. Speaking of which how is the little white haired scamp? I haven't seen him since he was a baby and before your sister turned you and Sam into kids to save your lives.
Luna: Link's doing pretty good. Top of his class, killer at dodge ball, great friends and a girlfriend, he's made me and Sam proud.
Michelle: That sounds good. Hey how about you bring him here on Wednesday, so I can meet the kid? I don't mind if he brings his girlfriend as well.
Luna: That sounds like a good idea, we'll do that. Well I gotta get going now, we had a big day today.
Michelle: Yeah and I gotta get back to working on the comeback concert, see you on Wednesday Lunes.
Luna: See ya, Michelle
Luna then hanged up and sighed, "Things are finally going to get back to normal," Luna said as she went inside.
But unbeknownst to her Rita was watching her and she smirks, "Oh Luna, she really thinks that she and Sam will be better parents to Lincoln? Well not on my watch, their not," Rita said and then she softly laughed evilly.
To be continued