hope you all enjoy the chapter, sorry it took so long I was busy.
(The Loud House)
It was Thursday and right now, we see Luna and Sam are in the kitchen having some sandwiches. They were talking about a song they were working on for the comeback concert, this Sunday.
Luna then spoke, "Alright, so Michelle has finished the gears for the concert, all we need now is the songs to preform," Luna said.
Sam nodded, "Yeah and we already have one song done, now all we need is the encore song, but that's gonna be hard," Sam said.
Luna chuckled, "Well, we faced harder stuffs before remember?" Luna asked.
Sam smirks, "Ok, ok, we have faced worse, but coming up with our own songs is a nightmare," Sam said.
"No kidding," Luna and Sam shared a laugh, then Luna remembered something, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, how did your Mom react to hearing that Lincoln knows about us being his Moms again?" Luna asked.
Sam looked at Luna, "She was glad that he knows, she was wondering when he'd figure it out and I'm glad she let me spend the week with you guys, so I can spend some lost mother/son time," Luna then looked down in an upset way and Sam sees this. "Lunes, are you okay?" Sam asked.
Luna sighed, "I'm just worried about how Lincoln feels with how I treated him in the past and if I failed at being a mother," Luna said sadly.
Sam put a hand on her shoulder, "Luna, he'll understand why you did all those things and you have not failed as a mother, like I said yesterday, your a great mother to Lincoln and he knows it, trust me," Sam said.
Luna smiled, "Thanks Sammy, your a good wife, or girlfriend, or something. I don't know," Luna said.
Sam chuckled, "Well technically, we've never signed any divorce papers and still love each other, even when we turned into kids, so technically we're still married," Sam said.
Luna and Sam shared a laugh, then they heard the front door open and they saw Lincoln walk into the house.
Lincoln sighed, "I'm home! Finally, I thought I would never get away from Rusty," Lincoln said.
Sam then spoke, "Hey Linc, how was school today kiddo?" Sam asked.
Lincoln smiled, "Well it was good and thank God I'm back because Rusty wouldn't shut up about his dumb girl advice, his Dad gives them and I don't need his advice, I'm good on my own," Lincoln said.
Luna nodded, "Yeah and that's a good thing, if Rusty keeps that advice from his Dad up he's gonna be in big trouble," Luna then looked at Sam and she nodded, she then looked back at Lincoln, "Lincoln, can you and me talk somewhere alone?" Luna asked.
Lincoln got confused, "Um, sure Mom, let's head to my room," Lincoln said.
Sam nodded, "Go ahead, I'll be down here thinking about our next song for the concert," Sam said.
Luna and Lincoln then went upstairs and Sam went back in the kitchen. Meanwhile in Rita and Lynn Sr's bedroom, Rita was trying to think of a new plan but she couldn't come up with anything.
Rita growled, "I need to figure out something to get Lincoln away from Luna and Sam again. The McBride's are useless and Selena failed, so there has to be something I can do," Rita said.
Rita tried to think of something until she saw a flyer about a church she used to go to called St. Olivia Church, she knew the guy who ran it and had an idea, she then got up and left her room.
Rita then sees Lori coming down the stairs, "Lori, keep an eye on your sisters, I'm going out," Rita said.
Lori got confused, "Um, sure Mom, but where are you going?" Lori asked
Rita looked at Lori, "I'm gonna run some errands, I won't be back until dinner so keep an eye on them, okay?" Rita said.
Lori nodded and Rita then left, but Lori was feeling like her Mom was hiding something, but doesn't know what. She would have to keep an eye on her.
(Upstairs)
Lincoln and Luna went down the hall, went inside Lincoln's room and sat on his bed. Lincoln was wondering what Luna wanted to talk to him about.
Lincoln then spoke, "So Mom, what is it that you wanted to talk about?" Lincoln asked.
Luna looked at Lincoln, "I wanted to talk to you about all the incidents that happened to us," Luna said.
Lincoln got confused, "What incidents are we talking about?" Lincoln asked.
Luna sighed, "The Sweet Spot incident, the Grocery Store incident, the Sister Fight Protocol, all of them and I just want to know how you feel about me siding with the others and not backing you up," Luna said.
Lincoln was shocked by that, "Wow, I was not expecting that. Well at first, I was upset especially with how close we were when I thought you were my sister, but now that I know that your my Mom you might have a good explanation to why," Lincoln said.
Luna nodded, "I do have one, let's start with the Sister Fight Protocol and the reason why you weren't included," Luna said.
Lincoln then spoke, "I'm always confused about that, why wasn't I included and why was it not called the Sibling Fight Protocol?" Lincoln asked.
Luna took a deep breath, "Well, the reason why you weren't included was because you weren't our brother, you were my son and the reason why we wanted you out of it was because we didn't want you to get hurt. When me and your aunt's fight, we do get dangerous," Luna said.
Lincoln then understand that, "So, the reason why I wasn't included was so that I didn't get caught in the crossfire?" Lincoln asked.
Luna nodded, "Exactly, now for the Sweet Spot, I understand why you wanted that spot because Vanzilla is nothing but garbage and theirs only one spot that's good and I wasn't fighting to get the spot for myself, I was trying to help you get the spot," Luna said.
Lincoln was shocked by that, "Wait a minute! You tried to help me get the spot?!" Lincoln asked.
Luna nodded again, "Of course I did, I know what it's like to have twins fighting in the ear, vomit on my clothes, hearing about death, all of that and seeing you suffer. I didn't want that and when I heard your plan, your aunt's overheard and wanted to stop them myself, I got in and tried to help you," Luna said.
Lincoln was wide eyed by that, "Jeez, I should have had you to help me with that plan, that would have helped a lot," Lincoln said.
Luna chuckled, "It would have now, let's talk about the Grocery store incident and why I acted the way I did," Luna said.
Lincoln then got confused, "Yeah about that, why did you act like that if you were in your 30s?" Lincoln asked.
Luna sighed, "Well, when I was a teenager I was sorta a trouble maker, causing loud noises and not caring about what people think, but thanks to your other Mom she got me out of that and I guess my past teenage self took over at that time," Luna said.
Lincoln then spoke, "Okay, that takes care of those incidents, but what about the Girl Guru chocolate incident, the Hugh incident and what about sometimes blasting me out of the room with your speakers?" Lincoln asked.
Luna sighed, "Well, the kicking you out with the speakers was because I was on my period at that time and when I'm on my period, I get a little cranky and mean," Luna said.
Lincoln then understand, "Oh, that's why I've seen all of you when it's that time of the month, understandable," Lincoln said.
Luna then continued, "As for eating all the chocolate for your and Clyde's project, again I was on my period and chocolate really helps a lot. I'm not like the other chocoholics in here," Luna said.
Lincoln laughed at that, "Yeah they need some AA meeting, but instead of alcohol, it's chocolate," Lincoln said.
Luna laughed as well, "Yeah, and as for the Hugh incident I honestly have no clue why I went gaga over that dude, maybe it was the teenage hormones or something? I don't freaking know," Luna said.
Lincoln then asked, "What about that time you teased me about Ronnie Anne? When I first told you that a girl was bullying me?" Lincoln asked.
Luna looked at Lincoln with a deadpan look, "Lincoln, I'm your mother and it's a mother's job to tease their son about a girl," Luna said.
Lincoln nodded in agreement, then he looked at Luna, "Mom, why are we talking about those incidents? What caused this?" Lincoln asked.
Luna then took a deep breath, "Well, after you found out the truth about me and Sam being your real parents, I wanted to fix the issue of being a family again, I was looking back at what I've done and I feel like I've been a bad mother to you," Luna said.
Lincoln was surprised by that, "What?! Why would you say that?! Your a great Mom!" Lincoln said.
Luna sighed, "Well after what I did to you, I don't feel like I am," Luna said sadly
Lincoln then stood up, "No, your a good Mom. There are good things you did for me," Lincoln said.
"Like what?" Luna asked.
Lincoln then answered, "Well, when the others were teasing me at the Pony Book incident, you barley teased me at all and you stopped everyone from doing it as well," Lincoln said.
Luna looked at Lincoln, "I didn't like the teasing at all and I wanted to put a stop to it," Luna said.
Lincoln then continued, "Then, there was the time you encouraged me to ask Jordan out on a date, helped me with Lori and her thinking that me and Ronnie Anne will be together," Lincoln said.
Luna shrugged, "Well, I didn't want Lori to choose who you should date and for you to date whoever you want," Luna said.
Lincoln continued, "Then, there was the time you made my first concert memorable and got me and Clyde out of mall jail," Lincoln said.
Luna smiled at that, "Yeah, that was a very fun and crazy day for the three of us," Luna said.
Lincoln then finished, "And lastly, you comfort me when I had that horrible nightmare about Lynn calling me bad luck, causing you guys to kick me out of the house and forced me to wear a squirrel suit as good luck. You even let me sleep in the same bed as you," Lincoln said.
Luna looked at Lincoln, "Where are you going with this, Lincoln?" Luna asked.
Lincoln sighed, "What I'm saying is that even though you have made some mistakes, you still did good at keeping an eye on me. Your a great Mom and I am glad to know that you are my Mom. I'm proud to be your son and I'm not embarrassed to say it," Lincoln said.
Luna smiled and hugged Lincoln, "Thanks kiddo and I'm proud to be your mother as well, I love you son," Lincoln said.
Lincoln hugged back, "I love you too Mom, always have and always will," Lincoln said.
incoln and Luna then broke the hug, then Lincoln remembered something, "Wait Mom, I forgot that tomorrow is the report on how we were born, what will I say? Because I can't tell the truth about this until Sunday, people will make fun of me especially Chandler," Lincoln said worriedly.
Luna then smirks, "Don't worry about a thing Lincoln, I know what to do, follow me to my room," Luna said.
Lincoln then followed Luna to her room, but unbeknownst to them Lisa overhead their whole talk and saw what happened Lisa then went to her room, where Lily was taking a nap.
Lisa sighed, "This madness is going way to far, our mother unit is so determined to get Lincoln away from Luna and Sam, when clearly Luna is a perfect mother unit to our nephew unit," Lisa said.
Lisa then walked over to a table, that had a cloth on it. It was covering something and Lisa removed the cloth, revealing a ray gun underneath it and some tools on the table.
Lisa then got determined, "I gotta continue working on my age-inator, that way not only will I turn back into my rightful age, but also turn Luna and Sam into the right age as well and be the parents Lincoln needs. I just hope that mother unit does not find out or it could be bad," Lisa said.
Lisa then started to work on the age-inator, she had a mission and hoped she would succeed.
(Hazeltucky)
Rita was driving in her car and looking for her destination, then she sees a building with the words, "St Olivia's Church" which is the place she was looking for. She parked her car.
Rita smirks evilly, "Perfect, this plan is foolproof, if anyone can stop this unholy madness, it's him," Rita said.
Rita then got out of the car and went inside, she sees a man who is 47, the size of Lynn Sr, wearing a priest outfit, a mustache, glasses and is bald, someone that Rita knows well.
"Hello Father," Rita greeted.
The priest turned around and saw Rita "Rita? Rita Loud? Is that you? Oh my, it's good to see you again," the priest said.
Rita smiled, "And it's good to see you again as well, Father Goodman," Rita said.
Father Goodman chuckled, "Rita, we're old friends, call me Alfred, so what brings you all the way out here my child?" Alfred asked.
Rita then got serious, "I need your help with something that is very unholy," Rita said.
Alfred then got curious, "What do you need help with my child?" Alfred asked.