the loud house Netflix movie will be out on Netflix tomorrow so i hope you all are excited to watch it so please don't spoil the movie to anyone who haven't seen it yet tomorrow.
Enjoy
(Royal Woods Elementary School)
Today was the day for the students at Royal Woods Elementary School to give their report on how they were all born. We see Lincoln, his friends and girlfriend walking down the hallways talking about their reports.
Liam then spoke, "Yee haw! Today's the big day, ain't it fellers?" Liam asked.
Zach nodded, "Yeah, this is gonna be good and I can't wait to tell you all how I was born," Zach said.
Rusty smirks, "Well, my story is pretty interesting, due to bring my handsome and cool self into this world," Rusty said confidentiality.
Stella rolled her eyes, "When were you ever cool and handsome, Rusty?" Stella said.
Rusty scoffed at Stella, "Whatever Stella, I'm still gonna wow you all," Rusty said.
Stella groaned, "While I'm excited for this, I had to ask my Mom for help though," Stella then looked at Lincoln, Clyde and Jordan, "What about you three? Did you get what you guys need for this report?" Stella asked.
Clyde nodded, "Yeah, though it's gonna be the usual way babies are born," Clyde said.
Jordan smirks, "Well, unlike Rusty mine is definitely going to surprise you all," Jordan said.
Stella then looked at Lincoln, "What about you Lincoln? Do you have what you need?" Stella asked.
Lincoln looked at Stella, "You bet I do, and mine is gonna be very dramatic and amazing!" Lincoln said.
Clyde and Jordan chuckled a little bit because they know the true story, the others were confused by that, but they decided to wait for the report. Then they saw Chandler and his friends, Dennis and Patrick, heading towards them.
Chandler laughed, "Ha! Your fooling yourself, Larry. My story is gonna be an amazing one!" Chandler said.
Lincoln rolled his eyes, "Sure it is, we'll just see how it is, Charleston McStupid!" Lincoln insulted.
Everyone in the hallway laughed at the insult Lincoln did at Chandler, even Dennis and Patrick were trying not to laugh, but stopped when Chandler glared at them.
Chandler growled, "Come on boys! Let's just head to class now," Chandler said.
Chandler and his friends then left, but then the bell rang and everyone in the hallway, including Lincoln and his friends, rushed to their classroom trampling Chandler, Dennis and Patrick in their path, covering them in foot marks and bruises.
"Ow! Why me?" Chandler said in pain.
Lincoln and the others arrived at Mrs. Johnson's classroom only to find that Mrs. Johnson wasn't there, but they were shocked to see none other than Mrs. Dimartino there.
Mrs. Dimartino smiled, "Good morning class, Mrs. Johnson couldn't be here today. She broke her leg riding a Mechanical Bull, so I'll be your substitute teacher for the day," Mrs. Dimartino said in her sexy Latino voice.
Most of the boys in the classroom went, bah, bah, bah, seeing Mrs. Dimartino. Lincoln blushed a little bit but before he could go bah, bah, bah, someone grabbed his ear and pulled it, causing Lincoln to wince in pain. He turned to see Jordan giving him a death glare.
Jordan then spoke, "Remember who your girlfriend is, Lincoln Loud!" Jordan reminded in a threatening tone.
Lincoln nodded his head, then Jordan let go of his ear and they all took their seats, to listen to Mrs. Dimartino.
Mrs. Dimartino then spoke, "Alright class, today we're gonna learn the origin story of how you were all born. Now Rusty Spokes, would you like to go first?" Mrs. Dimartino asked.
Rusty then went to the front of the class, "Okay I was born 12 years ago, nine months of the day, my parents got married," Rusty said.
Zach got wide eyed, "Nine months of the day, your parents got married? Wow, that must be some wedding ceremony." Zach said.
Giggles chuckled a little bit, "What did the wedding go like this: 'I do could you please turn around for a minute reverend?'" Giggles joked causing everyone to laugh at that.
Mrs. Dimartino shook her head, "Alright class, calm down. Rusty continue," Mrs. Dimartino said.
Rusty nodded, "Anyway I was born at the hospital and the doctor there helped my Mom gave birth to me. Here's my picture," Rusty said.
Rusty then shows his baby picture and everyone was horrified by how ugly Rusty looked like as a baby. He looked like Benjamin Button when he was a baby.
Stella then spoke, "What the hell is that supposed to be?!" Stella said.
Rusty smiled, "That little thing, is me as a little baby, ain't I a cute little guy?" Rusty said.
Jordan was in disgust, "Cute? that is an ugly, McUgly baby that is roast killing ugly!" Jordan said.
Lincoln nodded in agreement, "Yeah, you look like Freddy Krueger as a baby," Lincoln said.
Chandler looked at Lincoln, "For once Larry, I actually agree with you. That is super ugly!" Chandler said.
Rusty then got mad, "Hey! My Dad said that I was a cute baby, even though my Mom begged to differ, she still loved me, though there are some questions I have. Like why Rocky looked like a normal baby more then me? Or why I haven't seen my Dad's sister at all? Because my Dad told me he and his sister were very, very, close." Rusty said.
Mrs. Dimartino then put two and two together and got wide eyed and spoke, "Okay Rusty, that's enough out of you! Take a seat and I'll be calling your Dad to speak with me and Principal Huggins after class!" Mrs. Dimartino said.
Rusty then took his seat and scoffed, "Fine, but in my opinion I'm a cute baby, right?" Rusty asked but nobody agreed.
Mrs. Dimartino then cleared her throat, "How about someone else tells their birth story, to get what happened out of our minds, shall we?" Mrs. Dimartino suggested.
oAfter that whole story Rusty told, a couple of other students told their birth story, most are born in the hospital, like Zach and Clyde, but others were unique like Liam being born in a chicken coop, Stella being born in a haunted house in the Philippines and Chandler being born in his father's sewer plant.
Mrs. Dimartino then spoke, "Alright Jordan, why don't you tell us how you were born?" Mrs. Dimartino asked.
Jordan then went to the front of the class and spoke, "Now my parents went to a party on a yacht, which is hosted by a friend of my Dad's, I was due the week after that, but I was an impatient baby and wanted to see the world. My Mom got into labor and then someone came up and helped my Mom give birth to me and that man was him," Jordan said.
Jordan then shows a picture of a bald black man wearing a white suit and holding a baby Jordan standing with her parents. Everyone knows who the guy is and they were shocked.
"Michael Jordan?!" everyone said in shock.
Jordan then smirks, "Were you all expecting LeBron James? But yes, Michael Jordan helped my Mom gave birth to me, my Dad is friends with a couple of celebrities, Michael Jordan, Gordon Ramsay, Stephen Spielberg and even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. My Dad thanked him for helping my Mom and as a return they named me after him, hence Jordan Rosato was born," Jordan said.
Everyone applaud to Jordan's story, "That's a good story Jordan, you may take your seat now," Jordan then took her seat and Mrs. Dimartino continued, "Alright then, now we have one student left and that's Lincoln Loud" Mrs. Dimartino said.
Lincoln then went to the front of the class and took a deep breath, "Now my parent's have left the house because my Mom was in labor, they were heading to the hospital and as usual the car broke down, then someone pulled in and offered a ride and it was this guy," Lincoln said.
Lincoln then shows a picture of a man in a black suit with sunglasses on standing by Rita and Lynn Sr, he was holding a baby Lincoln.
Lincoln then continued, "This guy is named Neil H. Lincoln, a detective agent. He finished up a case in Hazeltucky and he offered my parents a ride to the hospital, but like Jordan I was an impatient baby, so he had to pull over and helped deliver me into the world and, of course, my Dad fainted as well, so my Mom thanked him and named me after him. That's how I was born," Lincoln said.
Everyone was impressed by the story, though Chandler just rolled his eyes at that and Lincoln then went back to his seat.
Mrs. Dimartino then spoke, "Thank you for telling us the story and you all did well on this report, well some of you, and you'll get your grades on Monday," Mrs. Dimartino said.
The school bell then rang, singling that it was time for lunch and everyone went to the cafeteria.
(Hours Later)
Soon school was over and everyone got out of class, ready for the weekend. We see Lincoln and Jordan walking out together, the rest of their friends already left the school for their own plans.
Lincoln then looked at Jordan, "You know, if Lynn finds out about you being born by Michael Jordan, she'll challenge you to basketball and treat you like a queen," Lincoln said.
Jordan then smirks, "Let her try, I embarrassed her at dodge ball, I can embarrass her again, also that's a nice cover to your actual birth story, did you came up with it?" Jordan asked.
Lincoln shook his head, "Nope, it was my Mom's idea. She figured it would be a good way to hide the true story till Sunday at the concert," Lincoln said.
Jordan smiled, "Well I can't wait to see the concert and speaking of, your Mom's are here," Jordan said.
Lincoln then sees Luna and Sam waiting outside for him. Lincoln then went up to them and hugged them both and they hugged back.
Luna then spoke, "Good to see you, Lincoln. How was school and how did the report go?" Luna asked.
Lincoln broke the hug, "School was good as usual, but we won't know how we did with the report till Monday, though I think Rusty will fail miserably because of his story and how ugly he was as a baby," Lincoln said.
Sam looked at Lincoln, "Lincoln, you shouldn't be talking about your friends like that," Sam scolded.
Jordan then spoke up, "Actually, he's telling the truth. Rusty was a very ugly baby, I even took a picture of it, take a look," Jordan said showing Luna and Sam the picture.
Luna and Sam were confused and horrified by the picture, "What the hell am I looking at here?! The Fiend Bray Wyatt?!" Luna asked.
Sam was stunned, "He looks more like Jason Voorhees to me," Sam said.
Lincoln sighed, "Yeah that's Rusty as a baby, but the worst part would have to be what he said about his birth," Lincoln said.
"And what's that?" Luna asked, Lincoln then whispers in Luna and Sam's ears about what Rusty said and then their eyes widen, "I think you might need to reconsider being friends with Rusty, Linc," Luna said.
"I know," Lincoln said.
Sam then spoke, "Hey, how about the three of us head to the park for some relaxing time together? What do you say?" Sam asked.
Lincoln smiled, "Yeah that sounds like a great idea!" Lincoln said.
"Let's go then," Luna then looked at Jordan, "Yo Jordan, do you want to come with us?" Luna asked.
Jordan shook her head, "No thanks, I have plans for today. So you three go on ahead and have fun. I'll see ya tomorrow," Jordan said.
Lincoln nodded, "Okay then, I'll see you tomorrow Jordan," Lincoln said.
Lincoln and Jordan shared a kiss, then he, Luna and Sam went to the car and drove off to the park. Before Jordan could walk away, she sees Vanzilla pass by heading in the direction where Luna, Sam and Lincoln went to. She got curious about it, so she decided to follow them and see what's going on.
o(Ketchum Park)
Lincoln, Luna and Sam arrived at Ketchum Park. There wasn't a lot of people and the three of them were just enjoying their family time together.
Lincoln took a deep breath, "I could actually get used to all of this," Lincoln said.
Luna nodded, "You got that right, kiddo. Just the three of us, enjoying some peace and quiet," Luna said.
Sam then spoke, "Yeah and maybe we can make this a regular thing, once a week, the three of us come to the park for some relaxing," Sam said.
"That sounds good," Lincoln said then a thought came into his mind, "Hey Moms, this is just a thought but do you two ever think that you'll return to your normal age again?" Lincoln asked.
Luna and Sam looked at each other and back to Lincoln, Sam spoke, "To be honest with you Lincoln, we don't know. It would be great to be back to our age and be a family again," Sam said.
Luna sighed, "Yeah and if it weren't for that damned virus, we would be a happy family. The three of us but it's been 11 and a half years since that and I'm starting to lose hope," Luna said sadly.
Lincoln then hugged Luna and Sam, "Moms, don't give up hope, I know that eventually Lisa will turn you two back to your normal age again, you just gotta have faith," Lincoln said.
Luna and Sam smiled and hugged Lincoln back then Luna spoke, "How did we end up with a smart little boy like you, Lincoln?" Luna asked.
Sam chuckled a little, "You always know what to say to calm us down, Lincoln," Sam said.
Lincoln then broke the hug, "Well your both my Moms now and all three of us together. Nothing can happen and no trouble as well," Lincoln said.
Just as Lincoln said that someone came up to them, "My God! What I was told was correct," someone said.
Lincoln, Luna and Sam turned to see a man, who looked 47, about the height as Lynn Sr, he was bald with a mustache, wearing glasses and wearing a priest outfit as well.
Luna was confused and then spoke, "Um, hello sir, can we help you with something?" Luna asked.
The man walked up to them, "My name is Alfred Goodman, I'm a man of God and this is an anarchy," Alfred Goodman said.
Sam then spoke, "Dude, what the heck are you talking about? What is an anarchy?" Sam asked.
Alfred Goodman looked at Sam, "This whole thing you three are doing, Your both part of a sinful relationship and even gave birth to a child. This is downright a sin!" Alfred Goodman said.
Luna and Sam got pissed off ,"Dude, me and Sam have been together for years and how the hell did you know Lincoln is our son?!" Luna asked.
Alfred Goodman stood his ground, "I got information on this. She wants me to put an end to this sinful relationship and take the child out of your care at once!" Alfred Goodman said.
Luna and Sam were worried about this until Lincoln spoke up, "Look here man, I don't know who told you about this information, but you are not taking me away from my Moms. They are great Mom's to me and you say your a man of God, but your acting like someone who works for the devil, so leave us alone and go back to where you came from!" Lincoln said.
Alfred Goodman was pissed off about what Lincoln said and grabbed his arm, "You have lost it child, I must take you back to my church so I may cleanse you of this sinful place!" Alfred Goodman said.
Lincoln tried to fight back and Luna and Sam tried to help their son from being kidnapped by a twisted priest. Then they all heard sirens and see a police car parked in front of them.
Then Officer Schnoffer came out of her police cruiser, "What is going on over here?" Officer Schnoffer asked.
Lincoln then had an idea, "Officer, this crazy priest showed up and tried to harass my sister and her girlfriend," Lincoln said.
Luna understands what Lincoln's doing and plays along, "Yeah I just wanted to spend time with my little bro and for him to get to know my girlfriend, then this guy showed up and saying that we're his parents or something. I'm his sister, not his Mom," Luna said.
Sam nodded, "Yeah, this guy is bonkers and he's trying to kidnap my girlfriends brother!" Sam said.
Alfred Goodman looked at the girls in shock, "No! I know that what I say is true and this needs to be stopped!" Alfred Goodman said.
Officer Schnoffer walked to Alfred Goodman and handcuffed him, "Alright sir, you are coming with me and we'll put you in a nice little room for you to enjoy," Officer Schnoffer said.
Alfred Goodman tried to fight back, "No! No! Unhand me! I know that I am right! Get your hands off of me! Do you know who I am?!" Alfred Goodman yelled.
Officer Schnoffer then put Alfred Goodman in her Cruiser and drove away. Lincoln Luna and Sam sighed in relief.
Luna then hugged Lincoln "that was way too close good idea with the acting Lincoln" Luna said
Sam nodded, "Yeah that guy is more crazier than that Selena Williams lady, the other day," Sam said.
"Thanks Moms," Lincoln then realized something about this, "Wait a minute! the McBride's, that Selena Williams lady and that guy all said that they got information from someone about you two being my Mom's. Someone must not want us to be a family again," Lincoln said.
Luna and Sam were wide eyed by that, "But who would not want us to be a family?" Sam asked.
Luna then got angry, "I don't know Sammy but whoever it is, they are not gonna get away with this!" Luna said.
Lincoln, Luna and Sam then continued to enjoy the park fun, but unbeknownst to them, Rita was watching them in Vanzilla and she overheard everything and was getting worried.
Rita growled, "Damn it! Father Goodman failed! Now Lincoln, Luna and Sam are getting suspicious, you know what? Fine! If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!" Rita said.
Rita then started up Vanzilla and drove away, but what she doesn't know is that Jordan saw her in Vanzilla and saw what happened with Alfred Goodman. Jordan was starting to get suspicious
Jordan then saw Vanzilla left, "Hmm, this is the third time I saw Vanzilla, where Lincoln, Luna and Sam are and trouble always happened and this time I saw Rita in the car. Something is up and I think Rita might have something to do with this. Looks like tomorrow I'm doing my own investigation," Jordan said.