A blatant self-insert wound up in Gensokyo because reasons. Now, armed with only mediocre wit, and mundane tools, he must find the means to not get completely destroyed by the friendly locals! In doing so, he winds up involved in strangely unfitting incidents because I'm bad at writing fanfiction! If you're here you're probably bored anyway, so why not stop by for the fluffmania?

I didn't come here to meet shrine maidens or monsters. I didn't come here to erect a cross. No one even told me about magic being a thing here. Actually, I didn't expect myself to be here at all. I was simply chasing a woman who created eye portals. But it beats being a runaway thief. I just wish I knew sooner, that this place will never give me a break, not even God...Bring it on.

A terrible incident leads to a fateful experience as a young boy stripped of his memories trains alongside Shinobi who take him in and full of adventure he never dreamt of before. However what might start out as a wonderful life might turn to woe as two colliding forces pulls his strings and only his newfound Ninja Pals can save him from this fate! OCxHarem