Hello everyone and Welcome back to Hell! Last time, Dante ran into the Pop Princess of Hell Verosika Mayday as she became flirty with the Son of Sparda and invited him to her show, only for Lilith to show up at the Hotel and inviting everyone to the Battle of the Bands to see who is the greatest musician in Hell.
Now onto some Q&As.
Adriaus Nighthunter: There has been a Poll of that and it looks like a 3-1 vote of saying yes to a threesome. Surprisingly, last time I checked it said no. But I do have a plan for that.
Lightblade1121, Pirohiko-Baltazar, GodzillaMaster, Clown2107: You all will have to see and find out in this chapter.
DevilNeverCrys: Thank you for the defense and reading the Author's Notes.
BlazerRaylock: There has been a poll and people voted for yes to the threesome. She did his dad, and not gonna lie, I would get some with Lilith too even if it means getting burned to a crisp by Lucifer himself. I'm sure Dante is the only exception.
Reishin Amara: I know what you mean. All I can say is rock out.
Anyway, let's dive into Hell!
Mission 13:Battle of the Bands
Part two: Queen of Rock vs Demon Pop Princess of Hell
"Oh, don't I look like a knockout," Angel said to himself as he was feeling the slinky red dress he was wearing to the concert. It was showing off his legs and thighs as he made sure to show some of the chest fluff he treated like a pair of nice tits.
"You look more and more like a drag queen, Freakshow," Dante said as he was walking alongside Vaggie who wore a cut-up black shirt with Lilith's name on in white, torn short shorts, and pentagram stockings that were up to her knees.
"I'll take that as a compliment. Besides, if you swung for the other team or even both ways, you would have fallen head over heels for me," Angel commented the demon hunter.
"Too bad you're not an actual chick, then I'd consider it despite your eye and teeth," Dante said with a smirk, getting a small chuckle out of Angel Dust. "Now, where is Charlie? We have to leave soon," he asked the spider demon.
"I'm in here and that's where I'm going to stay," Charlie shouted from inside Angel's room.
Vaggie glared at Angel. "What did you do," she asked the former porn star.
"Nothing. I just gave her one of my outfits to wear at the concert," Angel said as the Moth demon continued to glare at him. "Oh come on, Vags. It's nothing too revealing. Besides, we're going to a concert and that suit she was wearing doesn't fit the mood. She'll stick out like a sore thumb. Plus, from what I remember, the outfit she got when shopping with Dante is getting cleaned because of some fun you two had," he said with a teasing smile on his face.
Vaggie gave the ex-porn star a dirty look while her cheeks turned red. Taking a deep breath, she approached the door. "Hun, are you okay?"
"I'm not, Vaggie. This outfit is so embarrassing," Charlie told her girlfriend from the other side of the door.
"It's not that bad," Angel argued. "Just come out already!"
"I'm not coming out!"
"Charlie," Dante said as he approached the door. "I'm going to give you the count of three to open this door, or else I'm going to blow off the lock to this door," he said, pulling out Ebony and Ivory, then aiming at the doorknob and lock. "One… Two… Th-"
"Okay, okay! I'm coming out. Just don't shoot off the door," Charlie exclaimed.
Smirking, Dante stepped away from the door and put the twin pistols back into his coat. "How come you never threaten to bust down my door when I was getting dressed," Angel asked sarcastically, which made Dante and Vaggie roll their eyes at the spider's joke.
Hearing the door to Angel's room unlock, the three watched as Charlie slowly opened the door. The Princess of Hell wore tight black leather pants, matching shin-high boots, and a black and red leather strapless top with red laces stitched together that showed her midriff and some cleavage. The gap in the corset was also in the shape of a flame. Angel looked impressed, Vaggie's eye widened, and her jaw dropped as she muttered something in Spanish, and Dante wolf-whistled as it reminded him of a certain lightning user. "Can you stop staring," Charlie asked out of embarrassment as she was hugging herself that made her breasts squeeze tighter on her outfit, pushing them up and making Vaggie's face turn red.
"Dios mío,(My God)" Vaggie said as she fainted.
"She's not waking up anything soon," Angel laughed as he stared at the fallen moth demon.
"Oh no, I made things worse," Charlie said in a panicked tone as she knelt down next to her girlfriend and shook her. "Come on, Vaggie! Stay with me! Snap out of it!" Vaggie was stirring awake before her vision returned, only to see Charlie's chest closer than before and she passed out again with a bloody nose. "Vaggie!"
"She'll wake up eventually. I just need a favor to ask," Dante said to Charlie as he approached her, lifting her back up on her feet and leading her a foot or two away from the Latina moth demon on the floor. Once they were that far, Dante pulled out both Ebony & Ivory and handed them to the Demon Princess.
"What? Dante, what are you doing," Charlie asked as she looked at the guns. "Those are your guns."
"I know. I want you to hold on to them," Dante told her.
Charlie had a look of confusion on her face as she looked at the demon hunter. "Why?"
"To be honest, you're dressed like someone I know and trust her enough with weapons of mine," Dante told her. "I want to see if you can pose like her too." He offered the guns to her again as she looked back at him and the guns.
"Alright, but only once," Charlie agreed as she took both Ebony & Ivory into her hands. "Huh. These are heavier than I expected them to be. Okay, so like this," she asked as she pulled her arms out like she was dual-wielding.
"No, bring your elbows up more and make your right arm out like your shooting from behind and the left arm on top," Dante told her as he showed the pose as she tried to mimic him. "Okay, better. Now just need you to turn your head slightly," he said as he cupped her cheeks, turning her head in the position he wanted.
"I-is that good enough," Charlie asked as she was now red in the face while holding her position, blushing from Dante squeezing her cheeks.
"Yep, that will do just nicely. I think it's better than the original," Dante replied, remarking on how Charlie looked in that outfit and pose compared to Trish.
"I'll be sure to save the moment," Angel said, smirking as he took out his phone and snapping a picture. "I'll share the pic with Vaggie when she wakes up. Hey Dante, you want me to send you a copy!?"
"Angel, don't you even dare," Charlie shouted at the former porn star aiming both of Dante's pistols right at him.
"Oh, come on, Charlie. It's nothing to be ashamed of. You got a nice bod. Well, not as sexy as mine, but how about dropping this whole hotel idea and going into the film in-" Angel was cut off as a piece of his hair was shot off.
As Angel watched his strands of hair fall to the ground, Charlie gasped as she realized what she nearly did. "Nice shot," Dante complimented. "But I think it's obvious you don't exactly want to keep using them just yet," he added as he took the guns away from a nodding Charlie.
"I am SO sorry, Angel," Charlie apologized.
"Hey, better my hair than my face," Angel remarked as he laughed nervously. "It ain't from the other kind of shot I like, so that's better for me."
"Whatever, let's just meet with the others so we can get to the concert," Dante said as he picked up Vaggie, placing her on his right shoulder, and walking down the flight of stairs to the lobby followed by Charlie and Angel right behind him.
"Cut the microphone, check. Torn up spots on the floor, check. Filled flask, check. I think I have this concert in the bag," Verosika grinned to herself as she took a swig from her flask as her crew helped. "That hag's career is over."
"Um, Verosika. I know you want to win, but do you really have to sabotage all the equipment just to impress one guy," Coco asked the pop star.
Verosika turned to her employee as she bared her fangs at the afro-haired succubus. "Listen here, you cum-guzzling whore. That guy happens to be Sparda the Dark Knight's own flesh and blood. I intend to make him mine."
"I-I understand, but... It's just you're already famous enough. What's so great about a demon's spawn," Coco asked nervously as she was staring right into the pop star's pink cat-like eyes.
"I had Vortex look him up recently. Apparently, he's killing off demons as he pleases. He keeps saying that it's all self-defense and that bullshit," Verosika said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes. "But I know he's doing it because he enjoys it."
"Well, he's a fucking Demon Hunter," Apple commented. "But don't you think it's risky? As you said, he kills demons because he enjoys it."
"He only goes after demons that go after humans, and we're not killing humans or anyone else. We just get them horny and fuck their brains out," Verosika countered. "So it's safe to say that he's not going to skin us alive and make us into trophies."
"Right," Apple said uncomfortably. "Still, I don't want to end up on the pointy end of that enormous sword he has!"
"That's because you're focused on the wrong one," Verosika stated, thinking about how good Dante must be in the bedroom.
The rest of her crew looked at one another and backed up an inch or two. "I'm sorry to bring this up, but didn't your ex say that he and the Princess of Hell are banging," Josh asked as the others nodded.
"I bet that was just some bullshit that clown spewed out only to get back at me," Verosika growled, sounding like a cougar. "And if they are, which I doubt, then I'm going to take him in front of her," she shouted, which made the others back away in fear. She continued to glare at the demon entourage, then she took a surprisingly large bag of weed out from between her breasts and threw it at them. "Give this to one of Lilith's band members. That's enough pot to bake a demon for a week. And if you idiots smoke some, I will personally rip your goods off and wear them as a necklace!"
"Yes ma'am," they said in unison, nearly soiling themselves out of fear before they bolted to do their job.
Vortex stayed by Verosika's side as she drank from her flask again. "Were you actually going to do that?"
"Nah, I would just feed them to you," Verosika stated.
"Even if I did eat demons, I wouldn't want any of them near me like that because of what STDs they could have," Vortex remarked.
"I'll give you the shots you'd need," she said, waving it off as she continued to drink from her flask. "Prepare to see a new queen being crowned, Lilith."
The limo that carried Charlie, Dante, Vaggie, and everyone else from the hotel pulled up right in front of Satan Stadium as the sounds of a huge crowd were heard toward the parking lot. When the group left the car, most of the patients at the hotel didn't do much for their concert outfits and only decided to wear t-shirts or tank tops for the musicians they enjoyed. "This is going to be amazing,"
"I can't wait to see Veroskia taking the stage," Candy exclaimed.
"I think Lilith is a better singer," Bullet argued. "And besides, she was the one that gave us good passes."
"Can't argue with that bud. Two of the hottest musicians in hell competing against one another is going down in the books," Cruiser said as he combed his hair, then fixed his leather jacket.
"I don't see what's the big deal. I prefer country music more than anything," Applejack said as everyone looked at her. "What?"
"No one likes country. They only sing about how much they love their pickup truck," Angel Dust remarked. "If you love it so much, just fuck it right in the exhaust pipe."
"Excuse me, spider boy, but I don't recall sharing your opinion," Applejack said as she glared at Angel, putting her chest against his and squishing her boobs against his fluff. "At least my girls are all-natural."
"Bet Terry would love that," Angel remarked, causing the minotaur to enter the limo again and muffled screaming to be heard from inside the vehicle.
"Knock it off, you two. We came here to have a good time and not let some petty taste in music kill the mood," Vaggie said as she started to separate the two with the help of Dante.
"Besides, everyone can agree that Christian Rock is the worst," Dante said, making everyone agree on that subject. "Let's get going," he told everyone as they went inside.
As the group walked into the building, a pair of dragon demons looked at them before Charlie raised the tickets for the group and her backstage pass. The bouncers inspected everything and nodded before letting them inside.
"I'll be right back guys, I just want to say good luck to my mom," Charlie told the group. "Vaggie, Dante, the pass lets me have two guests, so why don't both of you come with me?"
"Can't argue with orders," Dante said as he playfully shrugged his shoulders as he walked forward with Vaggie next to him and turned his head to the group. "You guys look for your seats. We'll meet you in a few."
"You got it, demon daddy," Angel Dust said as he snapped his fingers and winked while taking everyone to their spot in the stadium.
"I hate it when he calls me that," Dante sighed to himself as he followed Charlie and Vaggie to see Lilith.
After a few turns and following the direction of security, they arrived at Lilith's dressing room. "Okay, it's only past this last security checkpoint," Charlie commented as it was guarded by a dragon demon that was three times bigger than the other two, making Charlie gulp. "Piece of cake, right?"
"I've dealt with worse," Dante said, shrugging as they approached the bodyguard and Charlie showed him the backstage pass with a nervous smile.
The Dragon Demon looked it over and proceeded to let Charlie and Vaggie in, only to stop Dante in his tracks. "Hold it right there, snowflake. No weapons allowed."
"Then you might want to check her, too," Dante said as he pointed to Vaggie.
Vaggie and the dragon stared at each other before she started pulling out a pair of knives hidden in her stockings, then handed them to him. "And you," the dragon asked as he looked at Dante.
"Gimme a sec," the white-haired half-demon said before he unhooked his holsters and removed Rebellion. Soon, he started to reach into his pockets to pull out every Devil Arm he currently had, making the dragon's eyes go wide. As the scaled demon held onto the fully extended Dread, he looked at Dante for a reply of some sort. "I have really, really deep pockets," Dante joked.
"Is that all of it?" the dragon asked while holding onto all the weapons in his arms.
"Yep, that's all of it. Nothing up my sleeves as you can see," Dante continued to joke as he showed his sleeves and right behind his coat while Charlie and Vaggie were doing their best to suppress a giggle. "Just keep all my stuff safe, big guy. After all, I am guarding your boss's daughter," he nudged his shoulder. The dragon only grunted in reply before letting the three enter the room.
Charlie, Vaggie, and Dante all went through the door and saw a typical dressing room for a musician. However, there were all sorts of memorabilia scattered around and Lilith seemed to be nervously drumming her fingers against the vanity. "Mom? Is anything wrong," Charlie asked.
"Huh? Oh, Charlie, I didn't hear you come in," Lilith snapped out of her daze and got up to face her daughter. "Well, well, I see you decided to change up your wardrobe for tonight. You always did look nice in those suits, but it's good to find other styles to try out," she remarked, eyeing her daughter from head to toe.
"Mom, can you please not look at me like that? It's embarrassing," Charlie muttered as she covered herself.
"There is nothing to be embarrassed about dear. I wore skimpier outfits during my past concerts," Lilith told her daughter. "For example, take a look at this one," she said as she pointed to a poster of herself dressed in a bikini and fishnets. "I wore this when I was a few hundred years old, and it still fits like a glove."
"Mind if I see," Dante commented as a joke, which Vaggie slapped him in the back of his head. "I was kidding."
"You pig! You're lucky I had to leave my knives with that dragon or else I would have stabbed you," Vaggie growled at him as she bared her teeth at the white-haired half-demon.
"Vaggie, he was joking," Charlie said as she calmed her girlfriend down. "As if my mom would have let Dante see her wearing a bikini and fishnets."
"Your bikini and fishnets, Mrs. Magne," said an owl-like demon with traits similar to a snake or worm as they opened the door. In their beak, they were carrying a hanger with the aforementioned attire.
"Thank you," Lilith said to the owl before giving them a friendly kiss on the cheek. "I guess you will get to see me wear it after all," she said, ready to unzip her dress from the back.
Charlie looked surprised and quickly shielded Dante's eyes. "MOM! Why are you getting changed when Dante's in here!? Shouldn't you at least move behind the screen in the corner?"
"He asked, so I'm giving him what he wanted," Lilith said, teasing her daughter while still undressing. "Besides, I might go out in this one for tonight," she said before noticing something on her swimsuit. "Hmm? What's this?"
"If it's okay to look, can I inspect it?" Dante asked as his eyes were still covered by Charlie's hand. The Princess of Hell looked towards the Queen who gestured to her to let him. Charlie removed her hand from his face, as the demon hunter walked over to Lilith and inspected the bikini. "Good grief, it's a good thing you noticed before you went on stage."
"What is it," Lilith asked the demon hunter as he removed something from the clasp of the swimsuit.
"It's a small explosive that sizzles that part of the clothing. At the right timing, you would have been topless during your song," Dante took off the small explosive and crushed it with his thumb and index finger. "If I had to guess, there might be more or even something else to sabotage your performance."
Dante was proven right when the same owl assistant from earlier popped his head inside again. "Mrs. Magne, bad news. The guitarist is… well, he's high."
"How high," Vaggie questioned.
"I CAN SMELL THE COSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"
"Higher than an angel that was drugged with LSD. That must have been some wicked grass he smoked," the owl remarked.
"Oh, that's just great! I told Rick to not smoke or shoot anything before the show! And now, I'm out of a guitarist," Lilith said sarcastically as she paced the room. "I bet it was that little bitch of a skank, Verosika. When I get my hands on her, I'm going to make her suffer through the hottest flames in hell that she will be begging me to stop," she said as her anger was showing her demon side, which resembled a white serpent that somehow looked both hellish and divine.
"Or you upstage her and work around all those things she sabotaged," Dante said as he looked at all the dresses Lilith had to check up on anything else the pink succubus may have messed with. "Plus, I can fill in as your new guitarist. I can pretty much play any song."
"You play the guitar? Well, color me impressed," Lilith said as she was calming down a little. "But I need to see myself if you are worthy to be a part of my band."
"Sure, but I need to get my guitar and it's in my office in the human realm," Dante said.
"No need to worry about that," Lilith said as she snapped her fingers. Suddenly, both Razzle and Dazzle came out from a pentagram on the floor and bowed to the Queen of Hell. "Razzle, Dazzle. I want you to go and grab Dante's guitar in the human realm. It shouldn't be too hard to find," she said. Both goat demons looked at the demon hunter to ask what it looked like.
"It's a purple one neck with electric strings. Should be hanging on the wall next to the drum set," Dante told them immediately.
The two servants nodded before Lilith traced a circle in the air, which made a portal to Dante's office. Immediately when it was stable, the goat demons went through and returned after a few minutes. "Thank you," Lilith said as Dante picked up his old Devil Arm.
"Hello, Nevan," Dante voiced as he held the weaponized instrument in his hands. "Feel like doing a show tonight?"
Vaggie and Charlie couldn't help but gawk at the design of the Devil Arm. "That's an interesting guitar," Vaggie declared just before Dante started to play Taste the Blood on Nevan. The playing started to produce electrical discharges as small bits of lightning was shot around the room. Making Vaggie's hair stand up on its own from the static.
Dante ended his song and the last surge of electricity shorted out the electrical traps Verosika made that were still hidden in the room. "Still got it," he smirked to himself as he put the Devil Arm on his back as all three women clapped at his performance.
"You convinced me. Welcome to the band," Lilith told the Demon Hunter. "Now, let's get you a little practice with the songs I'll be performing tonight," she said.
"Where the fuck are they? The show's gonna start soon," Angel Dust said as he looked at the time.
"They'll be here soon, Angel. Just wait a little longer," Bullet said as he sniffed out their location. "Wait, here they come now," he exclaimed, seeing both Vaggie and Charlie running towards the group. "Wait, where's Dante?"
"Is your mom sucking him off so she can lube him up for when you two finally fuck," Angel said as he made a jerking motion.
Vaggie didn't even bother with a glare at Angel and just slugged him in the eye for his comment. "Pendejo," she muttered as she and Charlie faced the stage.
"Crazy Latina bitch," Angel muttered as he put a hand against his injured eye.
The lights soon dimmed and smoke started to shoot out as the first singer to come out was Verosika. "Hello, Pride Ring! Ready to get fucked and make some shitty choices?"
"We love you, Verosika," one demon shouted among the crowd as many others cheered for the pink succubus.
"This is your final boarding call. All aboard," She said before singing her song.
"Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown
Me time, free time. Baby, relax
Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax
Hornt up succu-bust to the beach
Catch some rays while catching some D
Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown
Hot dog, hot bod, sausage and buns
Threesome, fivesome, having some fun
Back to my place, welcome to Hell
Souls out, holes out, how does it smell?
Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay babe
Take it straight to Bonetown"
"She's pretty good," Applejack said.
"Meh," Vaggie replied as she didn't exactly care about Verosika Mayday or her music. Especially when she watched several members of the audience start making out or worse as the succubus sang.
Suddenly, the music was cut off as the lights were shut off. "What the Hell," Verosika shouted as she looked around, wondering if the power was cut off until she heard laughter throughout the stadium.
"Poor Verosika. Don't you know that it's unwise to sing a pop song at a rock concert," Lilith's voice asked as it rang out from the speakers. Smoke started to thicken as the Queen of Hell stepped forward wearing what looks to be a white nun outfit that showed off her hips and covered her head.
"What is she wearing," Summer asked as this was new to the audience.
"Just watch," Charlie said as she smiled mischievously, knowing exactly what was planned.
A piano was heard throughout the stage with a snap of her fingers, and a spotlight hit Lilith.
"Day by day, it's nearer
Step by step, you grow
Closer to your ruin
Soon your time to go
Life is just a journey
Yours is near its end
Bloody evolution
This world, transcend
Black out the sky
All things must DIE," she sang before Dante, the bass player, and the drummer came into view as the rock portion on the song started and Lilith's nun outfit combusted. The ashes scattered and revealed her outfit now consisted of a black scale-print bikini with snakeskin fishnet stockings with a serpent design added in sleeves of the same material with the same snake look, and knee-high black boots that had a snake eye design on the sides.
"This is the end
Here's where you'll die
Legends should scattered
So just say goodbye
No one will miss you
When you're finally gone
At your conclusion
Sing your swan song
Murder! Unkindness! Conspiracy
Embers extinguished in effigy," Lilith sang with her bandmates joining in as a chorus as she faced Verosika who was backing from with every step the queen made.
"Just close your eyes
Don't fear demise
Black out the sky
All things must die!"
The entire crowd roared with cheers as they were either playing air guitar or were rocking out to the lyrics.
"Rock on," some snake demon shouted as he stuck out his pierced tongue.
"Go, Mom! You rock too, Dante!" Charlie cheered with everyone from the group rocking out as well.
Veroiksa growled as she tried to counter with another song, only to nearly get struck by some electric bats. "What the fuck!? Where did they come from," she said to herself looking around, noticing they came from Dante's guitar and growled. "Dante..."
"All tales conclude
All bonds dissolve
Infinite matter
Will always evolve
Just pray for mercy
At your time of death
Be glad you existed
Enjoy your last breath
Gleefully forcing this eulogy
Spawn of the tenants of treachery." Dante and the rest of the band stayed silent as Lilith sang her next line in a solo.
"Rest now, subside
With fate, collide." Then picked up again as they joined in on the vocals once again.
"Black out the sky
All things must die
It's time to accept, to abide
Admit that the hour's arrived
Resign
Comply
It's time to be one with the sky
Surrender your pride
Let death be your guide
All things must die
Just close your eyes
Don't fear demise
Black out the sky
All things must die."
Lilith finished as she dropped the mic that made that set off the fireworks, as a roar of cheering was heard throughout the stadium. Hearing the crowd go nuts, Verosika's frustrated screams were barely heard.
"It's not fair! This was supposed to be my victory! How did you get past all the traps and small explosives? That should've ruined your clothing," Verosika screamed even louder as she stomped her feet on the floor so hard that it collapsed.
"Too bad for you, I had a little help," Lilith said smirking as she glanced at her new guitarist.
"What can I say? I'm electrifying," Dante said as he strung a string.
The pink succubus crossed her arms and bared her teeth. "So what? You're gonna kill me now? Torture me and throw me to the hottest flames in hell?"
"Originally, yes. However, upstaging you is torturous enough for a whiny brat such as yourself," the Queen of Hell told the pop star. "So do us all a favor. Get off the stage and crawl back to whatever pit you came from."
Verosika bit her bottom lip so hard that her fangs punctured it and let small drops of blood trickle down. "Fine, but this ain't over yet. I will be back," she said as she pointed a finger at Dante. "As for you. You could have gotten all this," she exclaimed pointing to her own figure.
"I've killed a girl with a better figure than you just before we met," Dante stated. "Fair warning, you attack and you'll end up like her."
Verosika turned herself around as she walked off stage, flipping the bird behind her as she didn't bother even looking back.
"That was better tamed than I expected," Lilith said in surprise. "Now, who's ready to rock some more," she shouted as a roar of cheers was heard. "That's what I like to hear! I hope all of you enjoy this next number."
"That was well played, Dante. Maybe when you're not killing demons for my husband, you can go on tour with us throughout Hell," Lilith offered the white-haired half-demon as they exited backstage.
"A great offer and I would accept. But, I already made a promise to help Charlie with her hotel," Dante told the Queen of Hell who took no offense. "But if you need me for another show, you know where to find me," he said, giving Nevan to Lilith for safekeeping.
"I'll keep that in mind," she said as they arrived at the tour bus. As soon as Lilith stored the guitar away, she was suddenly hugged by none other than her daughter.
"You were great out there, Mom! That was possibly your best show yet," Charlie cheerfully said, still having her arms wrapped around her mother.
"Thank you, sweetie. But I couldn't have pulled it off without Dante," Lilith said as she hugged back before letting her daughter go.
"And Dante. You were great out there on stage," Charlie jumped onto him as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "I never knew you were so talented."
"Thanks, babe. Just thought your mom could use the help," Dante said, lightly hugging her back.
Charlie loosened her grip a little as she stared at the Demon Hunter's grayish-blue eyes and lifted her face right in front of him. Moving in as she closed her eyes and pressed her lips onto his. 'Oh wow, he actually tastes like strawberries. I kinda expected garlic with all the pizza he's been eating,' she thought to herself as she pressed in more. Surprisingly to her, Dante decided to kiss back. Soon, the two separated and the Princess of Hell was panting with her face redder than normal. "That was... Amazing."
Dante was panting too but not as heavy as Charlie and gave a small smirk. "Yeah, that really took me by surprise."
Charlie was calming down her breathing as her face was turning back to its original pale white. "Look, Dante… I wanted to tell you before, but I couldn't get it out and have been meaning to tell you this but, will you like to be in a relationship with me along with Vaggie," she asked sheepishly as she was holding it in for so long.
Dante was silent for a moment as she asked him. Being in a relationship with someone? It was true that he went out on some dates, but it was either a one-night stand or just light-hearted flirting to relieve some stress he had after work or trying to settle his doubts. But to be in a serious relationship? Was it even possible for him? He told himself that he didn't want to make the mistakes his father made in the past that resulted in his mother's death. Targeting someone he cared for deeply for them to be turned into a demon's dinner was something he could never forgive himself for. But Charlie was different, not just because she was a demon, but she had a really big heart and was very determined, something he respected her for. Plus as ironic as it is, Hell was the safest place for her to actually be in. "Sure. Just as long as Vaggie doesn't start stabbing me with her spear."
"No promises, but I'll make sure she doesn't ruin your jackets too much," Charlie laughed as she embraced her new boyfriend and gave him one more kiss.
While they were making out, Lilith quickly took out her phone and took a picture of the new couple, sending it to her husband. "Looks like we might have a Sparda in the family pretty soon if this keeps up," she texted. After a few seconds, she got a reply back with the thumbs-up emoji.
"Told ya they would hit it off! Now pay up," Angel Dust said, putting all six of his hands out as he and the others watched Dante and Charlie from a distance. Candy, Applejack, Bullet, Summer, Dia, and Terry all grumbled as they started to count what money they had left from buying merchandise from the concert. "Yeah, that's it. Keep it coming. Fat Nuggets needs good food tonight," Angel said as he felt the money get dropped in each hand.
"That's the last time I'm betting against you, Angie," Candy complained as she lost the last of her money, then placed her empty wallet back into her bra.
"Next time we bet, we're betting with chore duties instead," muttered Summer.
"Alright, I see how it is," Angel noted as he was still grinning at how much money he won. "If they bone in the three days, then the loser has to clean out Fat Nuggets' bed for the entire week."
Before any of them could make the bet, Vaggie stepped forward and glared at Angel. "Are you seriously making bets on if my girlfriend will screw Dante?"
"Oh come on, Vags. It's just a little bet on chores is all, it's not like we're betting on money," Angel said as he was weaseling himself out of this one.
"Alright, but if you lose…" Cruiser said as he thinks of something that would be punishable for the former porn star. After some thinking, the greaser thought of the best punishment. "Then we clean out your entire room and get rid of some of your junk."
This of course made the Spider Demon gasp. "You wouldn't."
"Try us," Cruiser said as he crossed his arms with everyone else following his lead.
Angel looked around to see that all eyes were on him. "Alright fine, and I'll throw away my stripper pole as a bonus," he growled.
"Dibs," shouted Candy, Dia, and Summer, wanting the pole for themselves to practice with.
"You are not making no such bets! Even if Angel losing would bring a smile to my face, no one is making bets on my girlfriend having sex with Dante," Vaggie screamed at all of them as she looked like a disappointed mother.
"Yes, ma'am," they said in unison, looking ashamed and scared at the same time.
"That's more like it," Vaggie said before storming off to blow off some steam. She looked back at Charlie and Dante, seeing how happy they looked, especially Charlie. "Just don't break her heart. Or you'll have to suffer my wrath," she said to herself, smiling as she knew she could trust Dante most of the time, then started to head to the limo.
Meanwhile, somewhere south of Pentagram City, a figure was watching a TV in his office while shuffling a deck of cards. He watched as the screen showed Lilith's concert and focused on a familiar man in red with white hair. "So, this must be the infamous Dante," the figure remarked as he eyed the guitarist on stage. "I wonder how lucky you really are," he said to himself as the figure threw a card at the wall as the edge sank into the wood and split a nearby dartboard into pieces. "That's one gamble I would like to take."
Phew, that took a lot of concentration out. But it's done, Dante and Charlie are together. And to be fair with you Charlie x Vaggie fans, they are still together but Dante is added in the mix. That does not mean Vaggie and Dante are going to kiss or rock the bed together but are willing to share Charlie. So hopefully that clears that up.
Also Thanks to WaterDragonMaverick again for editing this chapter and also suggesting the song Lilith sang, "All Things Must Die" from RWBY Volume 5 by Jeff Williams and his Daughter Casey Lee Williams. It was a perfect roast to Verosika so it worked out.
And Dante sure can't get a break from demons going after him, but on the bright side, he's actually getting paid. But that's all for now, and I will see all of you back in Hell!
