After Xion's cursing round before playing the next file.

The video showed a room with various papers and SCP files scattered about. On one of the walls, there was a 'conspiracy theorist' style of a map with pins and strings, various SCP numbers also pinned on the map.

Suddenly, the door opened, a person in a 'black Spider-man' costume stumbled in while groaning, muttering, "Rose is too much of a child, I swear..."

"Agree." Weiss said, getting glared at by her partner.

Turning back to lock the door, he began to take off the costume. First, the mask went, his head now covered in shadows. Unzipping the back of this suit, it was revealed that his back showed an upside-down pentagram on the upper half, with a reversed cross down the middle.

Revealing that his costume was merely a body suit, he took it off to reveal his white boxers as he hung his costume up. Yawning, he turned around before pausing, muttering, "Oh... So we're doing this now... Well, at least I know only the O5 is allowed in here..."

Clearing his throat, he began, "This is Dr. Lucifer Bright, and I'll be reading the file on SCP-330. Happy Halloween, and let's begin."

"My birthday!" Ruby cheered, causing her friends to groan and leading to a confused Salem.

Item #: SCP-330

Object Class: Safe

Weiss gives an audible sigh.

Special Containment Procedures: Considering recent incidents, SCP-330 is to be kept in secure storage until further notice. Level 2 Clearance is required for access to SCP-330 or its contents. All direct experimentation of SCP-330 is to be conducted using Class D personnel with no genetic history of diabetes. No more than two (2) samples are to be removed from SCP-330 at any time, except during exposure testing.

"Wonder what it could be?" Pyrrha wonders.

"Most likely candy with the whole no diabetes thing." Nora pointed out.

Description: SCP-330 appears to be a small round stainless steel bowl filled with a variable amount of individually wrapped pieces of candy. Taped to the side of the bowl is a handwritten note, reading "take no more than two, please!" Attempts to remove the note have met with failure, as have attempts to hide or obscure it. Testers have noted finding it impossible to avoid reading the note, and those who approach it from an opposite angle are aware of this request.

"Okay, that doesn't sound so bad." Yang said.

When a quantity of candy greater than two pieces is removed, regardless of the means involved, the offender instantly has both hands severed at the wrists by an unknown method. Tests involving remote manipulation by Class D personnel resulted in the operator's hands being removed despite no direct contact. Inspection of the incision reveals that the cut is made at a molecular level, leaving no tool marks or identifying factors. It is to be noted that the third piece must be removed within a certain timeframe. After 24 hours, the count "resets", and additional candy can be removed.

"Never mind." Yang said as Ruby goes pale.

Discovered 3 days after Halloween of 20██, when a police investigation into what was believed to be a case of ritualistic dismemberment was launched. SCP-330 was seized as evidence, but all attending officers were killed after Officer ██████ emptied the bowl of its contents. The cause of death was a result of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Foundation Agents, under the guise of federal agents, recovered the object with acceptable casualties.

"Oh, that explains how it was brought to the Foundation." Ren said.

Addendum: Due to continuing security issues, SCP-330 will be held in Dr. Kondraki's office when not required for testing.

Experiment:

Name: Researcher Voct

Date: ██/██/20██

Subject D-330-01, a double amputee equipped with prosthetic forearms and hands, was told to remove three pieces of candy from the bowl. Subject complied, with no immediate effects. However, within 45 seconds, the subject reported a burning itch from both his arm stumps (right arm: 2 cm below elbow; left arm: 1.5 cm below elbow), and phantom pains from both his absent wrists. Subject's distress at this discomfort increased rapidly; within 180 seconds of having removed the third candy from the bowl, the subject began forcibly removing both his own prostheses. Upon hurling the prostheses to the ground, subject reported that the discomfort had ceased.

Yang felt a strange phantom pain coming from her right elbow. 'Strange' She thought as she rubbed her elbow.

Dermatological examination of the subject's stumps revealed no unusual irritation or inflammation; mechanical examination of the subject's prostheses revealed that, in addition to the physical damage sustained by being hurled to the ground, the prostheses had [DATA EXPUNGED].

Subject was supplied with fresh prostheses, identical to the first pair, but reported feeling that it was "wrong" to put them on. Coercion was applied, and the subject reluctantly put on left prosthesis (note: subject is right-handed). However, when told to put on the right prosthesis, the subject began weeping incoherently and flailing his arms until the left prosthesis detached itself. Analysis of video footage revealed that the subject had not properly attached the left prosthesis to his stump; mechanical examination of the left prosthesis revealed only physical damage sustained from being thrown across the room.

"Okay, so he got psychological damage." Ren said, gaining some nod.

Twenty-four hours later, the subject was given fresh prostheses, and reported no difficulty in putting them on. Subject not terminated, as D-class amputees who are already used to their prostheses are in short supply.

"Seriously?" Came from the annoyed Atlasian.

Lucifer stretched, "I swear, this is something that conflicts with 262... Regardless, this is a strangely 'strict' SCP. The O5 will understand what I mean when I say that this does not aid in my current assignment."

"His current assignment?" Weiss asks only to get a shake of Xion's head as the answer.

Standing up, he reached out of frame before slipping on a 'Kakashi-style' mask, covering his nose and mouth with it. Reaching for something else, he admits, "I'll admit... I'm actually only doing this for Dr. Rose since it's her birthday. Is she childish? Sure. But... she also makes my world metaphorically become more bearable to be living in."

"I don't know how to feel about that?" Ruby said to herself as the room laughed.

Whipping out some sunglasses as he changed into his 'work attire', he muttered, "I swear, someone is messing with the lights in my room..." The lights turned on, revealing that Lucifer had short black hair.

Lucifer continued, "Anyway, here's hoping that my assignment becomes both completed and not completed. Now... I wonder how Rose and Valkyrie are doing..."

"Why does my big sister's senses tingling?" Yang asks as Ren said the same except being 'Nora'.

Xion slammed open Lucifer's door then began to march up to him, demanding, "Lucifer, what did you do to Nora and Ruby?"

"What did he do?!" The two growled.

Lucifer answered, "I merely gave them my coffee order."

"Oh no." Ren whispered as Yang raised her eyebrow.

"How bad can it be?" The blonde asks, now noticing Xion's angry experion.

Xion paled, "You don't mean-!"

Lucifer smugly spoke, "16 ounces of expresso shots with fifty grams of sugar, twenty grams of concentrated top tier public energy drink, whip cream, and one pound of caffeine. All in a single serving of Death Wish coffee."

Everyone sans for Salem and Nora becomes lifeless, leaving Salem confused and Nora jumping up and down.

Taking a long sip from his cup of tea, he added as Xion shook in fright, "I predict that the 'crash' they'll experience would make them sleep for 2 weeks."

"How are you alive?!" "He not human!" "What a monster!" Were one of many rants in the room causing Salem to look even more confused.

Xion screamed, "They're destroying everything in the Site!"

Lucifer remarked, "Good. It was getting a bit stale these days."

"He did all of that because he was bored?!" Weiss shouted.

"Yes, he did." Xion growled.

Xion grabbed Lucifer by the shoulders and shook him, "682 escaped containment just 5 minutes ago, and we just got it back in it's cell!"

"Who?" Ren asked.

Lucifer nodded, "Like I said... It was getting a bit stale these days."

"I want to beat him up." Yang said.

"Get in line." Xion growl as she pinch her nose.

"Please, pretty please with spokey candy on top?" Ruby begged her higher up.

"Of course this is how this whole thing happened." Weiss growled as she pinch her nose.

Lucifer was looking through some files, unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in his mouth, "Rose... It's simply not my 'area' of files. And I have to do 666-1/2-J since Valkyrie wouldn't be able to hold a straight face when reading it." He blinks, before looking for a piece of paper, "Speaking of which, I have this petition where we use 666-1/2-J on 682. You want in on that?"

"What's that?" Nora asks.

"You'll find out." Xion said with a deadeye look.

Ruby narrows her eyes. "You want my help on an experiment when you won't help me on my birthday?! Fine don't help," her tone becomes a bit more sinister. "Don't be surprised when you have lunch in the future."

"Okay, there's the Ruby I remember on her birthday. Damn I feel sorry for Reese that year." Yang said.

"And yet you still want to beat her up." Ruby said with a stick eye look.

"He, she had it coming."

"What are you talking about?" Blake asks.

"Family problem." The sisters said in unison.

Lucifer sighed, "Damn it... Fine. But if we're doing this, we're going to do a 'two-for-one' cross-examination. You know 262, right?"

"Shouldn't I have the two because it's my birthday?" Ruby asks with a cheeky smile.

Lucifer merely crossed his arms, "How about this? Your 'extra' birthday gift... is an annual 2 week notice for every last-minute 'Code Brown'?"

"Code Brown?" Ren ask.

"Bright family reunion." Xion said.

"I don't think Director Crimson is allowing your dad here." Ruby smiles even when Xion voices' 'she right'' before giving Lucifer the bird as she walks away.

Xion gives a smug smile causing everyone to laugh.

Lucifer warns her as she leaves, "People are shipping you with 076!"

Ruby gives him a smug smile. "So?"

The room takes a dry spit take as Ruby blush as Salem decides to ask. "What is shipping?"

Everyone turns to her as Blake tries to explain. "You see when you think two characters would look like an ideal couple."

"Oh, so like the blonde boy and the amazon?" Salem said, causing the two to blush as the Ginger girl sneaked her way to Salem. "Or like the dwarf girl and tall boy?" Now causing Nora to go pale before turning as red as the youngest cloak.

From CapitalClassShip: Added into the list.

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From GHOST09: I'm sure of it.

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From KingJGamer: *Nods* Yeah. Well, fun fact I'd first picked SCPs that I both know enough of and or theories to fit in (SCP-231), then I just place them in order. Some of these SCPs I never'd even heard of until I work on them so some of the reacts are my own... won't say which is characters or not. As for this file you answer me.

Pictograms?

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From dorenflak777: Already did. Glad we share a laugh.

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From Chronosign: I'm about to put a limit on you. You do know that most of these are set right? I'm pretty sure I said that before.

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From Greer123: Your welcome.

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From Wombag1786: Yeah, but you get first looks.

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From StandardBuster: What was your first clue?

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From IDHAGN: One question, how low do you have to be to kill something that was basically a whale? Also I have my own opinion on the GOC, because they did a even bigger than the Foundation, ever time the meet someone who can float a pencil.

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From Qyburn: Agree.

Pay more attention in later chapters.

Yes he is.

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From Guest: Yes.

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Alright so the next chapter will be on February, but next Friday will be ROSG Reaction. See you next time.